🦄 <- This you bro ??

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I'm sorry to break it to you, but you probably suffer from Unicorn Dysmorphia.

Symptoms include:
→ An irrational belief that your startup is a "rOcKeTsHiP 2 da mOOOON 🚀"
→ Holding out for a mythical VC to swoop in and save you
→ Wondering why every other startup is successful and you're not

Let me liberate you with a fact: only 0.00006% of startups become unicorns.

You're playing a game where the odds are stacked against you.

But the good news is you don't have to play the game.

You can absolutely:
→ Run your startup without trying to always please others
→ Find investors who actually want to help you and don't just see you as a potential paycheck
→ Fulfill your mission and find success on your own terms


The Anti-VC can get you there.

I've helped 1000+ founders find the best path to capital that worked for them.

And I can do the same for you.


So if you're ready to drop (Uni/Corn) from your pronouns...

If you're ready to undo years of VC brainwashing...

If you're ready to capitalize your startup ridiculously fast... visit my Featured section 👇🏽

Saleem Ahmad 🤎

Jo Clark

Award-winning Entrepreneur, Innovator and Conceptualist with cutting edge concepts, futuristic tendencies and a background in founding, incubating and birthing companies.  Previously in banking, finance, marketing, strategy and raising funds for small companies. 

Current:  Founder of B2B2C SaaS and software platform AI native application that combines CV, ML, AI, AR/MR and API’s to streamline, organize and funnel data to hosts while optimizing contacts and profiles of attendees and sponsors. 

Previously:  Founded the award-winning dot com beautyjungle.com; raised $45M; named 4th best website on the web; launched sister platform beautywall.com, a first of kind digitalization of B2B product flow; signed BSG (the largest beauty distribution company in the US) and CVS.  
Named Future Leaders to Watch on the cover of WWD; named Top Women in Tech by Chicago's I-Street Reporter; profiled in Vogue magazine for disrupting beauty, and on the national speaking circuit including the Yahoo Film Festival, on the Internet.  

Co-Creator of the first virtual try-on concept for the personal care retail industry that rolled out in Look Boutiques at Walgreen's stores and Shoppers Drug Marts. In-store flat screens, self-scannable products and one-touch try or ads-to-cart was a industry first and included virtual try-on nearly two decades before the technology caught up.  Goal: to increase revenue and synchronize Walgreen's on and offline channels.  In-store tests:  sales up 50% + when using our platform. 

Developed numerous other concepts including digital identity, edible beauty, lash growth, digital marketing, peer to peer and webinar-based online marketing.  
Also Consultant to Entrepreneurs including a SaaS company, a Nail Boutique chain, an organic skincare brand, and helped them re-brand, re-cast strategy and merchandising.  

Specialties: Visionary; Innovative conceptualization; future tech; strategy; branding; marketing and positioning; cost-effective marketing strategies; using technology to reach consumers; creative revenue streams; fundraising; M&A

Founder & CEO

Redefining, Simplifying and Futurizing Connecting Online.

I said it last year and it’s worth saying  again:  

There is nothing more inspiring than seeing this many people crush a challenging goal! ✨🎈✨

Congrats to all those who ran the City of Houston #Marathon!   🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

Hopefully, you’re finding yourself in a cold plunge rn!  🧊💦

💥 Free: join me & 1,000+ AI experts, startups, investors & digital professionals at AI SKILLS'2026 Virtual Conf on Jan 22 (Zoom). Register: https://conf.cosprints.ai 💥

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