🦄 <- This you bro ??

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I'm sorry to break it to you, but you probably suffer from Unicorn Dysmorphia.

Symptoms include:
→ An irrational belief that your startup is a "rOcKeTsHiP 2 da mOOOON 🚀"
→ Holding out for a mythical VC to swoop in and save you
→ Wondering why every other startup is successful and you're not

Let me liberate you with a fact: only 0.00006% of startups become unicorns.

You're playing a game where the odds are stacked against you.

But the good news is you don't have to play the game.

You can absolutely:
→ Run your startup without trying to always please others
→ Find investors who actually want to help you and don't just see you as a potential paycheck
→ Fulfill your mission and find success on your own terms


The Anti-VC can get you there.

I've helped 1000+ founders find the best path to capital that worked for them.

And I can do the same for you.


So if you're ready to drop (Uni/Corn) from your pronouns...

If you're ready to undo years of VC brainwashing...

If you're ready to capitalize your startup ridiculously fast... visit my Featured section 👇🏽

Saleem Ahmad 🤎

Founder & Director- Patented.Network at IP Crafters Advisory - I help you protect your IP and monetize it. Mother to two awesome boys and wife to the coolest guy.

Hi, I’m S. Menezes — I help founders, companies, and innovators protect, value, and monetize their intellectual property.

If you’re building something bold, your IP strategy should work as hard as you do.

📩 DM me to:
• file patents and trademarks
• value your IP for investment, licensing, or M&A
• commercialize your patents globally
• run IP awareness workshops for your teams

🎙️ I also host Once Upon a Startup, where I speak with operators, thinkers, and creators shaping the innovation economy.

Follow me + tap the 🔔 so you never miss a post.

I work at the crossroads of IP law, financial modeling, and intangible-asset valuation. My focus is simple: turning ideas into economic assets that attract capital, create leverage, and scale globally.

My background spans patent strategy, valuation frameworks, cross-border contracts, and quantitative modeling — including doctoral research using multivariate analysis on pharma patent datasets (Novartis & Google Patents). That work shaped how I think about innovation: legally, financially, and systemically.

Today, I advise founders, companies, investors, and institutions on:
• how to price innovation,
• how to structure deals around patents,
• and how to bridge legal frameworks with real-world commercial strategy.

I’m especially interested in conversations that cut across disciplines — law, finance, tech, systems design — and in partnering with people who value rigor, clarity, and long-term thinking.

If you’re building IP or buying IP, we should talk.

👉 If you want to:
• file a patent,
• commercialize one you already own, or
• acquire patents in specific tech verticals —
I can help you navigate the process end-to-end.

📧 info@mg-ip.co

🌐 www.mg-ip.co | https://patented.network

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