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You didn't come this far to look like you gave up.



You are winning at work but the athlete in you is fading.

You know you can’t afford to run the old playbook anymore.

Not when:

// Every business trip or dinner destroys weeks of progress.
// You white-knuckle Mon-Thu and fall apart on the weekends.
// Your training is an inconsistent, injury-risking, muscle-destroying mess.

All those attempts just accelerate your decline.

//

That’s why I built the Executive Athlete OS.

We don’t manage your decline. We fucking stop it.

We install a system where:

// You set a new baseline for energy and performance.
// You never let travel or dining out set you back.
// You reclaim your athletic body.

All packaged into a 24-week coaching program where I hold your hand, keep you accountable, and tailor systems to match your schedule and your reality.

//

“Down 120 lbs in 2 years — but with a plan that feels sustainable for the first time ever."
— Ryan, 48 y/o CEO, former D1 lineman

“12% body fat after 20+ years of poor eating and nonstop travel." 
— Adrian, 49 y/o CFO, former shooting guard

“Rebuilt my body, my stress response, and my self-identity." 
— Drew, 41 y/o Entrepreneur, former soccer midfielder

//

It’s time to stop grinding like a clueless rookie, and start operating like a smart veteran.

Book your Discovery Call here 👉 https://bartcagara.com

Bart Cagara

The Stambo Group

1.I make technology accessible with engaging and entertaining written content as well as original songs and parodies.
2. I've written songs about Moore's Law, Godel's Theorem, fiber optics, gravitation, photosynthesis, antibiotics, private equity, John Maynard Keynes, and The Black/Scholes Options Pricing Model.
3. You pick the topic, you pick the medium. I write the songs that make the whole world learn.

Equally left-brained/right-brained medium-agnostic producer of informative and entertaining content

WDVR-FM 89.7

 Host Of WDVR-FM's "Songwriters and Singers" Wednesdays at 12 pm

AnchorOps

Business Development leader for AnchorOps' ePay Accept platform; Sales Manager for ePay and ePay Political, electronic payment platforms for traditional and political media agencies.

Business Development Manager

Boost Payment Solutions

Manage Boost’s sales team with responsibilty for the day-to-day execution of the company’s revenue goals, recruiting efforts, and training activities.

Director of Sales

George Gilder's Gilder Technology Report/Gilder Publishing

As writer/editor/speaker for George Gilder’s Gilder Technology Group, a leading technology newsletter publisher and conference sponsor, I wrote about technology and finance for the Gilder Technology Report and sister publications including New Economy Watch and The American Spectator. I also served as organizer, Master of Ceremonies, and panel moderator for Gilder Technology conferences.

Senior Writer, Editor, Speaker/Moderator

Schroders & Co. Inc.

Responsible for trading, sales, research for all fixed income areas at this international investment bank. Served on Schroder US's Executive Committee, Operating Committee, and Credit Committee.

Managing Director, Head Of Fixed Income

What they’re saying about Jeff:

Stephen Sondheim : "very impressed...funny and fresh, with a rhythmic sense that makes the whole thing very sharp". (commenting on Jeff's parody of Sondheim’s own "I'm Still Here")

George Gilder, futurist, technology thought leader, and author of best-selling "Life After Google" : "Jeff is world class. It's as if Albert Einstein moved to Massachusetts, married Frank Sinatra, and then they hired Allan Sherman and Milton Friedman to tutor their golden child." 

Marty Fridson, Dean Of The High Yield Bond Market : "Holiday For Heretics is a masterpiece...lyrics are better than Sherman's." (commenting on Jeff's original parody show, Holiday For Heretics)

Jay Newman, Professor Of Physics, Union College: "If you travel at less than the speed of light, make sure you have “What Do You Know, Kid?” in your car!"

John J. Donohue, C. Wendell and Edith M. Carlsmith Professor of Law, Stanford Law School:
"The man is a genius!!! No one else could have pulled this off."

Joseph Epstein, Author and Essayist : "a complete and cool knockout....much cleverer than anything Allan Sherman did." (Holiday For Heretics)

Dave Frishberg, Jazz Legend : "laughed out loud...really funny...with unpredictable rhyming, which is rare. And what's really impressive is the humor, generates fresh laughs, and makes sure the song STAYS FUNNY, rather than depending on the first joke to do the job again and again. God knows it ain't easy." (Holiday For Heretics)

Gary Giddins, Dean of Jazz Critics: "Wittily didactic kids' songs....written in a '50s Broadway style" (about What Do You Know, Kid?)

Moira McCormick, Disney's Family Fun Magazine: "Unique twist on the whole kids' educational audio thing...like nothing else in the children's music canon...topped with an appealing layer of whimsy." 

John O'Sullivan, former Editor, National Review: "Witty…hilarious parody" (about Winner of National Review Parody Award, written by Jeff)

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