Content Writer @ Kurogo | Former Rugby League Player Turned Writer

I played Rugby League for 16 years, with the dream of eventually making it as a pro.

But that dream died a tragic death.

So I proceeded to have a bit of an identity crisis and felt fairly lost on this spinning rock.

Then in 2019, I stumbled across writing, more specifically, copywriting. It was pretty much love at first sight.

So I decided to go all in on writing online whilst being a bit of a nomad (I eventually ended up living in southern Spain).

Since then, I've written for 60+ business owners, with the aim of helping them: 

• Attract top talent.
• Book more meetings.
• Increase brand awareness.
• Stand out from competition.
• Gain more newsletter subscribers.

Now, I work at one of the UK's leading Personal Branding agencies.

I'm sure you've heard the phrase 'personal branding' a lot. I'm sure it probably makes you want to curl up into a ball and cringe your little noggin' off.

But the thing is: 

Building your brand as a professional in this day and age is pretty bloody crucial.

Why? Well...

Your reputation matters.
How you're perceived matters.
And the stories you share matter.

But doing all of that, and creating brand content can take a helluva lot of time and effort. 

Thankfully, that's where Kurogo comes in.

To put it simply, if you're a brand owner, C-suite exec, or an outright professional in your field, that:

a) Isn't satisfied with your current content.
b) Has no time to create content.
c) Doesn't know where to start.
d) All of the above.

Let us help you create content that: 

→ Entertains
→ Educates
→ Provides actionable advice

That’s about it for now. 

If you fancy a chat, feel free to send me a message.

Other than that, see you on the timeline.

Cheers :)

Bruce M.

Things people think writers do:

• sit in cafes
• think deep thoughts
• type poetic sentences
• admire their work
• puff on that old-school corn cob pipe thingy
• wear edgy hats

Things writers actually do:

• stare at screen
• write sentence
• delete sentence
• rewrite sentence
• delete sentence
• cry
• have headaches

Bruce Martinus

I am a disrupter of sentences | Content Writer @ Kurogo | Ghostwritten for 60+ founders, CEOs and C-suites

If you use em dashes = AI
If you use “Not X, but Y” = AI
If you use “here’s the thing” = AI
If you use “most people” = AI
If you leave white space = AI
If you use semi-colons = AI
If you write in English = AI
If you write in a language = AI
If you use words = AI
If you breathe = AI
If you do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around = AI

For optimal authenticity and thought leadership, humans must revert to hieroglyphics.

Agree?

The 5 critical stages of posting on LinkedIn (read this to supercharge your success into oblivion):

1. I should post more
2. I'll post tomorrow
3. Right, today’s the day
4. Post something
5. Immediately regret everything


BONUS POINTS: delete post

I haven’t posted in MONTHS. I’ve been too busy AI-maxxing. Things I’ve automated right now:

– My caffeine intake
– My sleeping hours (I don’t need to sleep anymore)
– Every single letter of every single post I write (no edits)
– My morning thoughts
– My evening thoughts
– My opinions on AI
– My opinions on opinions about AI
– My personality
– My entire internal monologue
– My sense of purpose

I don’t need to do anything at all. My Claude Cowork Megatron 9000 does everything.

I just lean back in my chair and watch my entire life get automated before my very eyes while I smoke 6 pineapple iced Lost Mary vapes per day.

Fuck man… I haven’t actually had a genuine human thought in months.

I’m AI-maxxing right now chat.

I ain’t losing my job. I ain’t getting left behind. I'm ahead of the curve.

Thoughts?

What people think ghostwriting is: "Tell me your ideas, and I’ll write them."

The reality of ghostwriting:

Founder: “I don’t have many ideas. I don’t know what to tell you. My life really isn’t that interesting.”

Me: “Okay, tell me what you’ve been up to and what’s on your mind.”

Founder: casually talks for 37 minutes about crazy shit that nobody else I know has ever done in their 20+ years on earth, never mind a 7-14 day period. An obscene amount of productivity that ~80% of humans aren’t capable of. Worldviews, thought processes and a level of systems thinking that are on another stratosphere to the average mind. Stories you could create literal movies about.

Also founder: “I don’t know if that’s actually useful for you though”

Me:

People ALWAYS ask me how to come up with such magnificent, mind-blowing content ideas.

My humble take:

Ideas aren't the problem.

The problem is sitting down to write
and your brain suddenly decides it has
never had an actual thought in its miserable existence.

When someone says “can you just quickly…” then proceeds to send a list that’s longer than my entire fvcking future:

The lifecycle of the greatest LinkedIn posts to ever grace MANKIND (I know from experience):

– Think of earth-shattering idea
– Write post
– Overthink every last detail
– Feel intelligent
– Post it
– Feel dumb
– Spot typo
– Die inside
– Edit post
– Hope nobody notices
– Refresh analytics
– Refresh analytics
– Refresh analytics
– Delete post
– Wipe tear from eye
– Put on brave face like a good boy
– Get on with day as usual
– Never post again

DA-EBS GROUP OF COMPANIES

Marketing Strategist

The Juici Tribe

The JuiCi Tribe is a Hub that produces, harnesses, and displays creativity with unique and exceptional quality.

As a content creator for The Juici Tribe, I produce optimum content spanning across different fields like Entertainment/Arts, Business/Marketing, Branding, Communication/Speaking, and even Tech/Design.

To ensure effective engagement, I use a wide variety of skills and tools which include Video editing, design, Public Speaking, creative writing, story telling, and even mobile photography.

I am a fast learner, with a creative mind full of ideas, and I am an effective team player. I also know how to adapt to changing environments and circumstances as the job role requires.

Content Creator

JUXELS

Juxels is a mobile photography brand that explores the world of mobile photography, and taps into endless possibilities in the field.
  Juxels is the Number 1 Mobile Photography brand in Nigeria.
  Juxels specializes in create photoshoots ranging from Professional portraits, Event photography (including weddings....YES, we've done that too!), Model & Fashion shoots, Nature photography, and even Product photography.

Our works look like they were shot with a digital camera and edited with Photoshop. We are that Good

Apart from having amazing pixel quality, we pride ourselves in taking highly creative shots, paying special attention to angles and creative expressions that will give emotion and life to the photos.

Mobile Photographer

Boomplay

Boomplay is a quality oriented media/entertainment agency that engaged in a media project to reach out to outstanding creatives in the Nigerian Space.
They did this by launching the Boomplay "Pass The Mic" Cypher project from June to August, 2022.

After several round of competitions, eliminations and interviews, I qualified as part of the Top 5 in Nigeria, which enabled me to be part of a Recording project with MI-Abaga (The Guy), courtesy of Boomplay and TASCK (a media and entertainment Agency).
This recording deal enabled me to earn royalties from the work, and be a part owner of the project, which is a huge step forward in giving creatives more opportunities to blossom.

I also enjoy the privilege of being a Boomplay Nigeria Ambassador, as a music creative

Creative Services Specialist

Faculty of Technology Literary and Debating Society

The Faculty of Technology Literary and Debating Society is one of the foremost Literary and Debating Societies within the University of Ibadan.

I have represented this Organization on several occasions, and I have won numerous awards as well as received so much of extensive training.

I have also been privileged to lead this organization and train diverse members of the society on best practices in Public Speaking.

Speech coach

Sultan Bello Hall Literary and Debating Society, UI

Sultan Bello Hall Literary and Debating Society is one of the foremost Literary and Debating Societies within the University of Ibadan.

I have represented this Organization on several occasions, and I have won numerous awards as well as received so much of extensive training.

I have also been privileged to lead this organization and train diverse members of the society on best practices in Public Speaking.

Public Speaker

Sultan Bello Hall Literary and Debating Society is one of the foremost Literary and Debating Societies within the University of Ibadan.

I have represented this Organization on several occasions, and I have won numerous awards as well as received so much of extensive training.

I have also been privileged to lead this organization and train diverse members of the society on best practices in Public Speaking.

It was indeed an honor to serve this society as the General

The General

JCI (Junior Chamber International)

JCI UI is a vibrant team of brilliant minds who aim to raise a generation of young vibrant communicators and effective change makers.  They reach out to the younger generation and seek to use effective methods to mould them into outstanding public personalities through solid trainings and effective outreaches as well as networking opportunities.

I was privileged to partner with this Organization on some occasions as a Judge, during their Inter-House Oratory Contest, and it was keenly contested.

The treatment was amazing and I enjoyed my time working with them.

Professional judge

The Speech Squad

The Speech Squad is a vibrant team of brilliant minds who aim to raise a generation of young vibrant communicators. They reach out to the younger generation and seek to use effective methods to mould them into outstanding public speakers.

I was privileged to partner with this Organization on some occasions as a trainer, and the recipients received so much of extensive training.

Public Speaking Trainer

Punch Line Live 1

Punchline Live is a dynamic music show put together by Punchline, a multi-faceted artist in Lagos State Nigeria. 
During the show which took place in October, 2022, Several artists all across the Southwest came together to celebrate good music and Afro pop.

I was privileged to be the Vocal Director & Deputy Music Director for this amazing event, and we prepared for about two months, while I kept shuffling my movements between Lagos and Ibadan during that time.

One of the highlights of this event was that Cobhams Asuquo, who had not had any prior rehearsal with us, was coming to perform, and Cobhams has a certain quality for music that is top notch (Understandably so).
I had to pick the team of vocalists that would join me to back up for him, and there was a small concern that he might not be impressed and he would decide to solo the song.
Regardless, I taught the parts, picked the singers, we prepped, and when Cobhams came around for the sound check and we joined him to sing the song, the first thing he said afterwards was
" You guys are amazing; let's do this"....

and as you can tell, that was so much validation for me and the team. Beautiful memories.

Vocal Director

Black Girl's Dream Initiative

The Black Girls Dream Initiative (BGDI) is a vibrant team of brilliant minds who aim to raise a generation of young vibrant females who are empowered to excel in the society. They reach out to the younger generation and seek to use effective methods to mould them into outstanding public speakers and life changers

I was privileged to partner with this Organization on some occasions as a trainer, as well as a mentor, and the recipients received so much of extensive training.

It is worthy of note that the school I trained (Yejide Girls Grammar School, Molete, Ibadan), ended up winning the Inter-Secondary school Debate contest organized by BGDI for Secondary schools in Ibadan

Mentor coach

AWARD-WINNING SPEAKER & EXPERT COACH 🏆 I Transform Entrepreneurs & Brand-Owners ⇒ Expert Speakers who utilize Persuasion to Secure Top Opportunities || BRANDING EXPERT ⇒ I Help Personal Brands to Stand-out✔

Hey there,
Are you a Seasoned Professional, Entrepreneur, or Brand-Owner?

Be honest for a second
 
WHENEVER YOU SPEAK TO PEOPLE,
1. Do you easily captivate & grab attention?
2. Do you leave a strong impression in the room?
3. Do you provoke emotions & inspire your audience?

Research by Forbes clearly shows that:
People who can Speak Effectively are way more likely to:

✔Secure top jobs & business opportunities
✔Get better results and be taken more seriously
✔Achieve relevance, get promoted, & build authority

But sadly, over 80% of people STRUGGLE to communicate effectively


WHY AM I SAYING THIS?

In the highly competitive world we live in today,
Millions of other people can:

✔Offer what YOU offer
✔Sell what YOU sell 

So, for you to stand-out today,
YOU NEED AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE


But what if I told you that:

✔EXPERT SPEAKERS have the UNFAIR ABILITY to influence others through their words, and
✔Only about 1 in 700 people have Properly Utilized this Persuasive Power?

What if you could get this skill?

Would you want to have it?
Would you want to harness it and stand-out?
Would you want to join the Exclusive Minority with this Superior Advantage?

Yes? 

Well then, TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!

My name is Barnabas Michael (Barnyjuice), and I am a Multi Award-winning Speaker & Expert Coach.

I have won over 15 Top-Tier Speaking Awards
And I have also trained over 50 Organizations/Literary Societies, and 500+ individuals to Speak Better.


HERE'S HOW WE CAN WORK TOGETHER

✔I can help YOU prepare and deliver outstanding Presentations & Speeches for Corporate Events.
✔I can also provide Exclusive Coaching sessions on Effective Communication, just for YOU.
✔I can Effectively Represent YOU in Speaking & Networking Events as well.
 ✔I can be the Exceptional Event Host & Speaker YOU need.


You know this sounds great!
SO HIT ME UP; LET'S GET TO WORK!


But wait...one more thing...

If we're being honest, 
WE BOTH KNOW LINKEDIN IS A HUGE GOLDMINE

But your schedule might be very tight and demanding.

There's a lot you need to do,
and you probably wish you had more time to Build a Strong Personal Brand on LinkedIn.

RIGHT?

Actually, your wish just came true! 

How?

 ME!!!

As an Award-winning Creative & Personal Branding Expert,
 I can help you to consistently post insightful, engaging, and strategic content which positions you as a Thought Leader.

This way, you can leave your LinkedIn in the BEST Hands, while you focus on Work.

In the end,
You smile, I smile... and your LinkedIn smiles too.


Sounds like what you need?
THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

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Barnabas Michael {Barnyjuice}

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