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Plus-sized folks can't resist the headline, "Eat what you want, and still lose weight!" But I have 2 questions:

1. Which dirtbag marketer came up with that line?

2. What if folks just want to eat spoonfuls of mayo from the jar?

One thing's for sure...

Everyone with poor eating habits has one thing in common. 

A wide gap between: 

1. What they WANT to eat
2. What they SHOULD eat

But every weight loss plan demands they eat: 

- Less of #1
- More of #2

...which stretches the limits of willpower.

And once the willpower is gone? 

It's back to the drive thru at Taco Bell.

Until you learn the skills to make the foods you SHOULD eat taste like the ones you WANT to eat, eating healthy feels like sacrifice.

A sacrifice you'll no longer have to make when you subscribe to SIMPL.

Every week I break down a new high-protein dish that's crafted:

- to support a well-rounded fitness routine
- to fuel your body with high-quality food
- using the same techniques chefs use

It's free to read.

And the premium version includes the recipe plus a step-by-step video showing the full cooking process.

You can unlock the premium subscription for just $19/month.

(Including a 1-month free trial)

Here's the deep-fried truth, dipped in ranch: 

Everyone who diets will reward themselves with treats on cheat day. But when your healthy dinner IS the reward, who needs treats?

Click the blue link in my bio to subscribe to SIMPL.

Bryan Curley, Copywriter

eCommerce Consultant with 90M€+ in client revenues | Using a 3-step Strategy to Boost Profits Without Extra Ad Spending | Fractional CMO | Proud Dad 💪

*TLDR;

14 Years Turning DTC Chaos Into Cash

✅ 100+ DTC brands in 33 different niches with increased profits
✅ 2,000+ campaigns dissected 
✅ $100M+ in client revenues

While others talk theory, I'm in the trenches making 7 & 8-figure brands richer.

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The story:

I spent almost 8 years inside a €500 million corporation.

I was responsible for eCommerce sales and KPIs across 8 different markets.

I've seen what works at scale. I've managed campaigns with 8-figure budgets. I've been inside the machine.

But I also understand the scrappy entrepreneur side.

Since 2018, I've worked with 100+ DTC brands in 33 different niches. I know what it's like when every euro counts and you can't afford to waste money on strategies that don't work.

This combination is rare.

Most consultants are either corporate guys who've never run their own business, or entrepreneurs who've never operated at real scale.

I'm both.

I've been involved in over 2,000 marketing campaigns and generated €100+ million for my clients.

Before you get too excited, let me be clear about something:

I'm very picky about who I work with.

I only take on clients who:

- Have an existing eCommerce business doing at very least €50K/month
- Are serious about growth (not just looking for quick fixes)
- Can implement fast (I'm about ACTION and RESULTS, not endless strategy meetings)
- Want a long-term partner, not a one-time consultant

If that's not you, this probably isn't a good fit.

But if it IS you…

I'm looking for 3 "dream clients" that I can bring massive windfalls to over the next 90 days.

If you're one of them, here's how this works:

Step 1: We'll have a 45-60 minute strategy session where I personally analyze your business and create a plan to bring in immediate money.

Step 2: I'll show you exactly what to change, what to test, and how to implement the 3-Step Money Multiplication System in your specific business.

Step 3: If you love the plan and want me to help you implement it, we can discuss working together long-term.

There's no charge for Step 1.

Why would I do this for free?

Two reasons:

First, I genuinely enjoy it. This is what I do best, and it makes me happy to see someone achieve financial success.

Second, it's how I find my best clients. If you're impressed with what we accomplish in one session, you'll probably want to keep working together.

Remember: You risk nothing. You pay nothing upfront. And you get a complete plan for multiplying your profits whether we work together or not.

Book a call: https://calendly.com/matevzf/free-strategy-call

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