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Building the next generation of iconic American brands.

Hey I'm Chris.

I'm an email marketer.

I've written three books.

Here's the full story...

https://theemailcopywriter.com/about-me/

Chris Orzechowski

So, I've been experimenting with this wild new marketing strategy.

I call it the "Where's my drink, Spider?" Strategy.

Here's how it works:

Every week, I get emails and see social posts from big companies who are posting content. These can be podcast interviews, guest posts, full-length features, etc.

Usually...

The person being featured in these companies articles are far less successful than me. And I take personal offense to that. Because what do you got me on a pay me no mind list?

For example, I saw a popular software company publish a profile about a "creator" who did a launch and made... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... $12,000 in sales. And they were sharing their "strategies" behind how they achieved such a massive result.

Jesus H. Christ.

My blood... it boils...

After a while, I had enough.

I could remain quiet no longer.

So, I started reaching out to people who work at these companies.

I said:

"Hey, you just published a feature/article/podcast/whatever about [insert name of random jabroni here]... what do I gotta do to get featured? Here's some results I've had for myself and my clients. I think this is long overdue."

Welp...

Wouldn't ya know it...

Money talks. Results talk. Proof talks.

They usually respond back...

"I'm so sorry Mr. Orzechowski, we were unaware! We'd love to feature you!"

And sometimes, that's all you gotta do.

You just gotta ask.

For example:

I reached out to the ThriveCart
 team and said, "Hey... I'm one of the top sellers on this platform, I outsell 99% of the people who use your software, I've never once been asked to contribute content to the platform, and I think that's kind of insane... I've got a lot of cool stuff to share your audience would find valuable, I will blow their minds, let's do a webinar together."

Wouldn't ya know it...

Tomorrow, we're doing a LIVE training tomorrow called:

​How Copy + Cart Mechanics Drive Outsized Revenue​

I'm going to take you behind the scenes of how I've built my email empire. I'm gonna show you how I outsell most other people in this industry with just an email list... and the most basic, simple "order form" pages you've ever seen.

Here's some bullets from the registration page:
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​What you’ll learn:

- Chris’s proven sales flow: direct response email → concise sales page → checkout with order bump + 1-click upsells
- How Chris structures offers scale without heavy design or complicated tech
- Cart mechanics that reliably lift revenue: bumps, 1-click upsells, and smart automations
- Common mistakes that kill conversions and how to fix them

Why attend
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This is a conversational session designed to help you apply Chris’s sales system directly to your own products, launches, and campaigns. You’ll walk away with clarity on what to improve first and proven tactics you can apply to your offerings.
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Stay for the live Q&A to get Chris’ input on your offers, emails, or checkout flow.

I'll help you build a lean, high profit 1 email/day style business. $100M+ generated with email 👉 Helped 6,000+ students in 30+ countries improve their email marketing skills.

The arc of the marketing universe is long, but it bends toward automation.

On a long enough timeline, you will eventually be held back if every single process in your business is manual.

This should be kind of obvious.

At some point, you must "replace" or "clone" yourself so that you can pull yourself out of the day to day grind and focus on tasks with bigger impact on the business, things that have a much higher effective hourly rate.

You're either spending your time selling... or you're spending your time scaling.

But it's hard to ride both of those horses with one ass.

If ALL of the activities that generate cash in your business fall on your shoulders, you're obviously going to have a lower ceiling.

And maybe that's OK.

For example, I write one email a day.

I enjoy it.

It pays me well.

It's kind of like having my own little trust fund, with sizable monthly distributions.

However...

While I keep writing one email a day, I've been slowly adding automated "daily email" sequences in my Kit account to remove some of the revenue burden off my shoulders.

Just like you, I only have limited time in my day.

And the more revenue I can automate, the better.

Because now, I have a machine that's doing the work for me.

You can keep building this machine bigger and bigger, until it's producing more and more revenue for your business.

You can also make the machine smarter, by using tools like:

1. ​RightMessage: to segment your list and understand your subscribers better
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2. SegMetrics: to track every dollar in your business and see what parts of your marketing are actually working... and which parts aren't moving the needle at all

3. ​Deadline Funnel: to drive sales with automated launches funnels and promo sequences unique to each subscriber (imagine being able to enjoy "launch" numbers... 365 days of the year, without all the stress of actually doing a launch)

What I've realized over the years is:

You can actually automate all of your email marketing. It's simply a matter of creating personalized journeys for your customers... and giving them the right offer at the right time.

If this is something you want help with... then we should work together.

I can work with you and your team to help you create an automated email funnel that sells while you sleep, so you can focus on growing the business.

If you're interested in working together, DM me and say COPILOT and we can chat. I'll ask you a few questions about your business and then we'll figure out a game plan to build an automated email marketing system that pumps out cash flow.

Anke Herrmann

ankeherrmann.com

"We can't solve problems using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." (Albert Einstein)
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I’m the architect for your business building project. I guide you through the creative process of turning your passion into a stable, thriving online business – without the struggle.
Most entrepreneurs either get stuck in “analysis paralysis” or feel swamped because they’re working on too many things at once, running in circles instead of making progress. 

To get the ball rolling you need to take a step back, zoom out and design the simplest functional solution, map out a plan and break it down until the next step becomes obvious. 

That happens to be my genius zone.

Curious? Here is how to find out more:

https://ankeherrmann.com
anke@ankeherrmann.com

Business Coach & Online Tech Mentor

Rattled Awake Anthology Series 

Get your copy at https://mybook.to/rattledawake12

In this edition, 10 short stories, covering the gamut of responses to our changing world, all share one thing in common: Recognizing that challenges are nothing but the wrapping paper for the biggest gifts in life.

These are our stories of becoming better, not bitter.

Angela Fairhurst … Dementia and the Birth of Geri-Gadgets®
Peter Merrick … Thanksgiving: Kermit the Frog Celebrates His Freedom
Moyra Gorski, RN,BSN … Awakened to Lead: Finding My Voice Through Life's Trials
Anke Herrmann … Welcome to the Club
Charles Caldwell … The Deception of Time
Charles Caldwell … Chapter Two - Reclaiming Life and Well Being
Lisa Marree - How Menopause at 25 became My Superpower
Mark O’Brien … Climate Crap or The Dinosaur Died for a Reason
Mark O’Brien … Climate Crap: Part Two, or A Chicken Little in Every Pot
Peter Merrick … Kermit’s Sow Ribbiting Reality: Miss Piggy Discovers Facebook

My chapter is called Welcome to the Club.

If you've been on a call with me, chances are, you've heard me say it 😊

I'm sharing the lowest moments of my 20+ years in business (reading a tiny teaser in the video below)

But it isn't really about my "nose in the dirt" moment or what I've learned from it.

It's about why I do what I do and, more importantly, what YOU can take away from it for your own business and life.

Co-author of the #1 Int'l Best-selling book, Rattled Awake: Volume 12

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Traded the corporate job for the exhilarating adventure of running my own sewing studio, specializing in made to measure flamenco dance costumes

Dressmaker for Flamenco Artists

Deutsche Bank

Senior Software Developer

ABN AMRO

Macquarie Bank

The Entrepreneurial Experiment: A gentle & creative way to help coaches & educators take their big mission to market. Mentoring + done-for-you tech. Author of Taming the Tech Monster, podcaster. Proudly owned by 3 dogs

You bring the vision. I help you bring it to life - simply and smoothly.
So your business finally runs with ease (yes, even the tech).

You’re not here to duct-tape tech tools together, or tinker with funnels ...
You’re here to do work that matters ... and be paid well for it.

But if your programs and courses don't sell as well as they should, given how good they are ... if the back-end of your business is a mess of sticky notes, broken links, and scattered tools…
if things feel fragile - like one small slip could make you look unprofessional or cost you a client…
It’s not because you’re lazy. Or disorganised. Or bad with tech.

It’s because no one ever showed you how to build systems that fit you.

Here’s what most “just use this tool” advice misses:

Tech ≠ systems.
Systems don’t need tech.
But tech without systems? That’s chaos.

The bridge between your brilliant ideas and reliable systems that make your business run like a well-oiled machine is design - business design.
Rooted in clarity. Built around how you work best.
And that happens to be my zone of genius.

I help purpose-driven solopreneurs - coaches, educators, authors, and dog professionals - turn big-picture ideas into clear offers & smooth systems.

It might look like tech help on the surface…

But what you really walk away with is clarity, simplicity and flow in your business.

👉 You finally sound like the expert you are.
👉 Your offers feel aligned.
👉 Clients “get it” ... and want in.
👉 Your systems support the magic you bring, instead of getting in the way.

Not cookie-cutter funnels or “just use this tool” advice.
But a grounded, human-centred, design-first approach with a mama bear vibe.

So you feel supported and can show up confidently, run your business your way, and feel like the pro you already are.

Want your business to run smoothly? Want systems and offers that turn your visibility efforts into income?

Book a free 20-minute game-plan call: https://anke.fyi/bb-gameplan

Not ready to talk? Join my list for Zero-BS tips and tools to help you get your work seen and sold: https://ankeherrmann.com/signup

📌 Why clients hire me:

"She is a brilliant strategic partner who helps me think through the best process to deliver my idea. I cannot recommend her patience, calmness and practical genius enough." — Elizabeth Lovius

The book: Taming the Tech Monster → https://tamingthetechmonster.com
The passion project:  Soul Touched by Dogs → https://soultouchedbydogs.com

“The definition of genius is taking the complex and making it simple.” — Albert Einstein

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