Orzy Media

Owner

Chief Kielbasa Officer

Building the next generation of iconic American brands.

Hey I'm Chris.

I'm an email marketer.

I've written three books.

Here's the full story...

https://theemailcopywriter.com/about-me/

Chris Orzechowski

So, I've been experimenting with this wild new marketing strategy.

I call it the "Where's my drink, Spider?" Strategy.

Here's how it works:

Every week, I get emails and see social posts from big companies who are posting content. These can be podcast interviews, guest posts, full-length features, etc.

Usually...

The person being featured in these companies articles are far less successful than me. And I take personal offense to that. Because what do you got me on a pay me no mind list?

For example, I saw a popular software company publish a profile about a "creator" who did a launch and made... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... $12,000 in sales. And they were sharing their "strategies" behind how they achieved such a massive result.

Jesus H. Christ.

My blood... it boils...

After a while, I had enough.

I could remain quiet no longer.

So, I started reaching out to people who work at these companies.

I said:

"Hey, you just published a feature/article/podcast/whatever about [insert name of random jabroni here]... what do I gotta do to get featured? Here's some results I've had for myself and my clients. I think this is long overdue."

Welp...

Wouldn't ya know it...

Money talks. Results talk. Proof talks.

They usually respond back...

"I'm so sorry Mr. Orzechowski, we were unaware! We'd love to feature you!"

And sometimes, that's all you gotta do.

You just gotta ask.

For example:

I reached out to the ThriveCart
 team and said, "Hey... I'm one of the top sellers on this platform, I outsell 99% of the people who use your software, I've never once been asked to contribute content to the platform, and I think that's kind of insane... I've got a lot of cool stuff to share your audience would find valuable, I will blow their minds, let's do a webinar together."

Wouldn't ya know it...

Tomorrow, we're doing a LIVE training tomorrow called:

​How Copy + Cart Mechanics Drive Outsized Revenue​

I'm going to take you behind the scenes of how I've built my email empire. I'm gonna show you how I outsell most other people in this industry with just an email list... and the most basic, simple "order form" pages you've ever seen.

Here's some bullets from the registration page:
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​What you’ll learn:

- Chris’s proven sales flow: direct response email → concise sales page → checkout with order bump + 1-click upsells
- How Chris structures offers scale without heavy design or complicated tech
- Cart mechanics that reliably lift revenue: bumps, 1-click upsells, and smart automations
- Common mistakes that kill conversions and how to fix them

Why attend
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This is a conversational session designed to help you apply Chris’s sales system directly to your own products, launches, and campaigns. You’ll walk away with clarity on what to improve first and proven tactics you can apply to your offerings.
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Stay for the live Q&A to get Chris’ input on your offers, emails, or checkout flow.

I'll help you build a lean, high profit 1 email/day style business. $100M+ generated with email 👉 Helped 6,000+ students in 30+ countries improve their email marketing skills.

The arc of the marketing universe is long, but it bends toward automation.

On a long enough timeline, you will eventually be held back if every single process in your business is manual.

This should be kind of obvious.

At some point, you must "replace" or "clone" yourself so that you can pull yourself out of the day to day grind and focus on tasks with bigger impact on the business, things that have a much higher effective hourly rate.

You're either spending your time selling... or you're spending your time scaling.

But it's hard to ride both of those horses with one ass.

If ALL of the activities that generate cash in your business fall on your shoulders, you're obviously going to have a lower ceiling.

And maybe that's OK.

For example, I write one email a day.

I enjoy it.

It pays me well.

It's kind of like having my own little trust fund, with sizable monthly distributions.

However...

While I keep writing one email a day, I've been slowly adding automated "daily email" sequences in my Kit account to remove some of the revenue burden off my shoulders.

Just like you, I only have limited time in my day.

And the more revenue I can automate, the better.

Because now, I have a machine that's doing the work for me.

You can keep building this machine bigger and bigger, until it's producing more and more revenue for your business.

You can also make the machine smarter, by using tools like:

1. ​RightMessage: to segment your list and understand your subscribers better
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2. SegMetrics: to track every dollar in your business and see what parts of your marketing are actually working... and which parts aren't moving the needle at all

3. ​Deadline Funnel: to drive sales with automated launches funnels and promo sequences unique to each subscriber (imagine being able to enjoy "launch" numbers... 365 days of the year, without all the stress of actually doing a launch)

What I've realized over the years is:

You can actually automate all of your email marketing. It's simply a matter of creating personalized journeys for your customers... and giving them the right offer at the right time.

If this is something you want help with... then we should work together.

I can work with you and your team to help you create an automated email funnel that sells while you sleep, so you can focus on growing the business.

If you're interested in working together, DM me and say COPILOT and we can chat. I'll ask you a few questions about your business and then we'll figure out a game plan to build an automated email marketing system that pumps out cash flow.

Ripple Effect Copy

96%+ of most audiences don’t convert. And most markets are highly sophisticated and over-marketed. So how do you ensure your marketing creates more high-quality customers?

Well, despite lessons from 100+ years of direct response tests…

Most businesses still overlook: “People hate to be sold. But they love to buy.”

And so they produce marketing that's too product-focused. Boring. Irrelevant. Confusing. That diminishes any sense of value. And let's be honest…

Most just repeat the same old crap. Even big-name brands do it!

Thing is, they’ve got insane customer awareness. Massive audiences. And they can absorb any wasted costs. (Not to mention, they’re ultimately playing a very different game anyway.) 

And hey, small brands stay small for a reason, right?

So you’re after a smarter approach. You know that to ignore human nature – as many do – is folly.

You know that when you show your prospects tailored messages and offers … with the right tone, emotional appeal, positioning, experience and psychology…

You can show them why clicking, subscribing or buying from you right away is – without a doubt – the next best decision they could make.

To see how I could help you do that, click the link in my profile. And I'll show you the one proven method (that's widely overlooked) that consistently creates high-quality customers. 

To your next lift in conversions,

Ben
Conversion strategist & copywriter

“I found Ben punctual, honest, reliable and completely trustworthy. Always working very hard and to a high standard.”—M. B. (past client)

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Conversion Copywriter

Hayden's Arboricultural Consultants Ltd

Providing specialist advice and solving a range of problems with respect to trees on development sites. Daily management of projects. Working with internal and external teams to help clients get planning permission (high success rate with few appeals, which resulted in efficiency gains and cost savings for clients). 

Regularly supported and mentored other team members. 

Tasked with researching and replacing the company data-collection software used on field computers for surveys. Facilitated the replacement with a system that resulted in ongoing cost savings for the company. Achieved considerable time and efficiency gains for all three internal teams. Aided integration with other company processes (e.g. company database).

Consultant

BF Tree Care

First discovered the importance of sales (both face-to-face and online). This also provided me with my first introduction to copywriting and it's potential ROI.

Ran and managed every aspect of the business: carrying out and overseeing on-site work; liaising with clients during all stages of business from initial enquiries, sales and operations; fostering relationships within my team, with clients, members of the public and other professionals associated with our work.

Small Business Owner

Conversion copywriter | Connect your offers with the people you set out to serve. And create more happy, repeat and referring customers.

When you look at your email inbox – or the ads on your preferred social channel…

What do you see?

Probably, a load of in-your-face BUY NOW! tactics with no consideration for what matters to you. It's the same with marketing everywhere. Dull, generic messages. Overly brand- or product-focused drivel. The kind most people tune out. 

The problem is, when someone tunes out, that’s an automatic "No!" to any offers they’re shown.

And that's "The Default Response". 

Of course, these are obvious examples. There are many reasons why people ignore ads and emails. Or bounce off web pages. Or otherwise decide (usually subconsciously) not to respond to a piece of marketing. Some – like common distractions that plague all our lives – you can't have any control over…

But there is a lot you can control. You can dodge "The Default Response". And 100+ years of tested marketing has proven the one way to do it. (Yet many marketers and business owners still overlook it!)

Click the link at the top of my profile. And I'll show it to you.

To your next lift in conversions,

Ben
Conversion strategist & copywriter

“I found Ben punctual, honest, reliable and completely trustworthy. Always working very hard and to a high standard.”—M. B. (past client)

Landing Pages | Product Pages | Sales Pages | Web Copy | Ad Copy | Sales Emails

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