Orzy Media

Owner

Chief Kielbasa Officer

Building the next generation of iconic American brands.

Hey I'm Chris.

I'm an email marketer.

I've written three books.

Here's the full story...

https://theemailcopywriter.com/about-me/

Chris Orzechowski

So, I've been experimenting with this wild new marketing strategy.

I call it the "Where's my drink, Spider?" Strategy.

Here's how it works:

Every week, I get emails and see social posts from big companies who are posting content. These can be podcast interviews, guest posts, full-length features, etc.

Usually...

The person being featured in these companies articles are far less successful than me. And I take personal offense to that. Because what do you got me on a pay me no mind list?

For example, I saw a popular software company publish a profile about a "creator" who did a launch and made... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... $12,000 in sales. And they were sharing their "strategies" behind how they achieved such a massive result.

Jesus H. Christ.

My blood... it boils...

After a while, I had enough.

I could remain quiet no longer.

So, I started reaching out to people who work at these companies.

I said:

"Hey, you just published a feature/article/podcast/whatever about [insert name of random jabroni here]... what do I gotta do to get featured? Here's some results I've had for myself and my clients. I think this is long overdue."

Welp...

Wouldn't ya know it...

Money talks. Results talk. Proof talks.

They usually respond back...

"I'm so sorry Mr. Orzechowski, we were unaware! We'd love to feature you!"

And sometimes, that's all you gotta do.

You just gotta ask.

For example:

I reached out to the ThriveCart
 team and said, "Hey... I'm one of the top sellers on this platform, I outsell 99% of the people who use your software, I've never once been asked to contribute content to the platform, and I think that's kind of insane... I've got a lot of cool stuff to share your audience would find valuable, I will blow their minds, let's do a webinar together."

Wouldn't ya know it...

Tomorrow, we're doing a LIVE training tomorrow called:

​How Copy + Cart Mechanics Drive Outsized Revenue​

I'm going to take you behind the scenes of how I've built my email empire. I'm gonna show you how I outsell most other people in this industry with just an email list... and the most basic, simple "order form" pages you've ever seen.

Here's some bullets from the registration page:
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​What you’ll learn:

- Chris’s proven sales flow: direct response email → concise sales page → checkout with order bump + 1-click upsells
- How Chris structures offers scale without heavy design or complicated tech
- Cart mechanics that reliably lift revenue: bumps, 1-click upsells, and smart automations
- Common mistakes that kill conversions and how to fix them

Why attend
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This is a conversational session designed to help you apply Chris’s sales system directly to your own products, launches, and campaigns. You’ll walk away with clarity on what to improve first and proven tactics you can apply to your offerings.
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Stay for the live Q&A to get Chris’ input on your offers, emails, or checkout flow.

I'll help you build a lean, high profit 1 email/day style business. $100M+ generated with email 👉 Helped 6,000+ students in 30+ countries improve their email marketing skills.

The arc of the marketing universe is long, but it bends toward automation.

On a long enough timeline, you will eventually be held back if every single process in your business is manual.

This should be kind of obvious.

At some point, you must "replace" or "clone" yourself so that you can pull yourself out of the day to day grind and focus on tasks with bigger impact on the business, things that have a much higher effective hourly rate.

You're either spending your time selling... or you're spending your time scaling.

But it's hard to ride both of those horses with one ass.

If ALL of the activities that generate cash in your business fall on your shoulders, you're obviously going to have a lower ceiling.

And maybe that's OK.

For example, I write one email a day.

I enjoy it.

It pays me well.

It's kind of like having my own little trust fund, with sizable monthly distributions.

However...

While I keep writing one email a day, I've been slowly adding automated "daily email" sequences in my Kit account to remove some of the revenue burden off my shoulders.

Just like you, I only have limited time in my day.

And the more revenue I can automate, the better.

Because now, I have a machine that's doing the work for me.

You can keep building this machine bigger and bigger, until it's producing more and more revenue for your business.

You can also make the machine smarter, by using tools like:

1. ​RightMessage: to segment your list and understand your subscribers better
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2. SegMetrics: to track every dollar in your business and see what parts of your marketing are actually working... and which parts aren't moving the needle at all

3. ​Deadline Funnel: to drive sales with automated launches funnels and promo sequences unique to each subscriber (imagine being able to enjoy "launch" numbers... 365 days of the year, without all the stress of actually doing a launch)

What I've realized over the years is:

You can actually automate all of your email marketing. It's simply a matter of creating personalized journeys for your customers... and giving them the right offer at the right time.

If this is something you want help with... then we should work together.

I can work with you and your team to help you create an automated email funnel that sells while you sleep, so you can focus on growing the business.

If you're interested in working together, DM me and say COPILOT and we can chat. I'll ask you a few questions about your business and then we'll figure out a game plan to build an automated email marketing system that pumps out cash flow.

Cory Molloy

Creative Director at – 

Effective Advertising

𝗔𝘀 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗿 – 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟭𝟬𝟬% 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲.

✅ That’s why it’s a good idea to hire our team to UPLEVEL your messaging.

Because Effective Advertising is the Industry Leader at Combining the Memorable Language Patterns of NLP...

With the MOST Powerful, Positive, Present, and Personal Words in Advertising.

We are also the ONLY digital advertising and marketing agency to specialize in top NLP strategies for Print, Digital, and Email Campaigns.

So we do a lot of unique and custom projects for our clients.

If that’s what you are looking for – 

Let's chat.

𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 -
• Successfully managed the direct response advertising with for Print, Digital, and Email Campaigns.
• Effective Sales Team Trainer (showed others how to get sales rates of 70 to 90%).
• Produced a highly effective direct mail ad (every 100 letters got 86 new customers).
• Developed a new system of more powerful, positive, present, and personal words.
• Became an industry leader with subliminal messages and conversational hypnosis.
• Generated millions in revenue for clients.

Creative Director

iStudio Advertising 

•	Wrote lots of advertising copy for print, web, and video. 
•	Produced the sales, phone and answering machine scripts. 
•	Developed storyboards, scripts, and (useful) animation content. 
•	Designed successful interactive websites and advertising content.
•	Made millions for our clients.

PROBAR LLC

•	Named the great tasting whole food, meal-replacement (ProBar). 
•	Created the company presentation with successful advertising content. 
•	Marketed ProBar with a 100% sales rate (everyone contacted purchased).
•	Achieved over 100 retail store placements in 3 months.
•	Created millions of dollars for ProBar.

Marketing Director at -

The Horizon Newspaper 

•	Conducted in depth research and interviews for many feature articles.
•	Wrote fun reviews for theatrical performances, movies, and art.

Journalist at – 

Alpha Computer Solutions 

•	Rebranded the company presentation with successful advertising content.
•	Rewrote the technical class descriptions so the students could understand it.

Advertising Content Creator at – 

Anabolic Science 

•	Produced the product packaging, labels, brochures, and advertising content.
•	Achieved over 30 retail store placements in 50 days.
•	Made thousands of dollars for Anabolic Science in the first week.

The Great Books Forum

•	Created the posters, flyers, articles, and the class curriculum for hundreds of students.
•	Read the entire Britannica Collection of Great Books of the Western World (twice).
•	Taught great literature and philosophy to dozens of eager liberal arts students.

Presenter at – 

I put extra dollars in your pocket with the Magical Words, Powerful Questions and Rhythmic Phrases of NLP

𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 – 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗘𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲

Effective Advertising is the ONLY digital advertising and marketing agency in America to 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗡𝗟𝗣 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗲𝘀 for Print, Digital, and Email Campaigns.

And because we are industry leaders at Creative Marketing Campaigns with the Magical Words, Powerful Questions & Rhythmic Phrases of NLP…

We can increase your sales by framing what you offer in “𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹, 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗮𝘆 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲.”™

Inviting your audience into the buying state so they can see the value of your offer. 

This has been our secret sauce for 15 years now, and we continue to find new ways to improve the great results we get for our clients with these principles.

25 years ago I made millions for big companies (like Nestlé, Direct TV, and ProBar) marketing products, services, and events when I started in the industry.

Now I have something much more valuable to offer you.

𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲-𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀:

•  The Tax Firm, “Got 86 new clients for every 100 letters we sent!”

•  Charles McCorquodale Law’s competitors began asking, “Who writes your ads?”

•  Doorman Stan’s mailers “Brought lots of customers to their new location.”

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀.

Our Mailers, Emails, and Landing Pages…

Have always been worth the premium price.

This is how we support Successful CEO’s and Business Owners – 

Looking to grow their business faster.

If you have a great product/service that makes the world a better place...

And you’d like to chat with us about how to optimize your message with direct mail, emails, or sales letters –

✅ Here's the link to my private calendar...

https://effectiveadvertising.tv/contact-us/

First, you'll explain what you are looking for and then, we will make your message even better so you can reach more people and attract even better customers.  

To see more examples of how we might assist with your message:

(𝗩𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁 – ★𝘄𝘄𝘄.𝗘𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴.𝘁𝘃★)

𝙋.𝙎. I grew up in a small German town on the Moselle River (near France and Luxembourg), and because the German people value quality, I care about giving you top-level results!

𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗿 – 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟭𝟬𝟬% 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲!

This is why hiring me to UPLEVEL your messaging may 4x, 10x, or even 100x your revenue.

𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘀 - 𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁!

Because Effective Advertising is the Absolute Industry Leader at Combining the Memorable Language Patterns of NLP - with the MOST Positive, Present, and Personal Words in Advertising.

While there are bigger companies with larger teams who do great work. 

Of the other 5,523 agencies in the US in 2021 - 

We are the only digital advertising and marketing agency to specialize in top NLP strategies.

So if you’d like to UPLEVEL Your Sales/Ad Copy, and Presentation with the Absolute Best Subliminal Messaging, Conversational Hypnosis, Direct Marketing, PR, Spin, Propaganda, and Persuasion Possible - Give Me a Call!

Because that’s what I do differently…

And it’s how I get some of the best results in the industry consistently. 

𝗜𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 - 𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗠𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹! 𝟴𝟬𝟭-𝟴𝟯𝟭-𝟭𝟬𝟯𝟱

Professional Accomplishments -
• Successfully managed the direct response advertising with print, web, and video.
• Effective Sales Team Trainer (showed others how to get sales rates of 70 to 90%).
• Produced a highly effective direct mail ad (every 100 letters got 86 new customers).
• Developed a new system of more powerful, positive, present, and personal words.
• Became an industry leader with subliminal messages and conversational hypnosis.
• Generated millions in revenue for clients.

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