Orzy Media

Owner

Chief Kielbasa Officer

Building the next generation of iconic American brands.

Hey I'm Chris.

I'm an email marketer.

I've written three books.

Here's the full story...

https://theemailcopywriter.com/about-me/

Chris Orzechowski

So, I've been experimenting with this wild new marketing strategy.

I call it the "Where's my drink, Spider?" Strategy.

Here's how it works:

Every week, I get emails and see social posts from big companies who are posting content. These can be podcast interviews, guest posts, full-length features, etc.

Usually...

The person being featured in these companies articles are far less successful than me. And I take personal offense to that. Because what do you got me on a pay me no mind list?

For example, I saw a popular software company publish a profile about a "creator" who did a launch and made... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... $12,000 in sales. And they were sharing their "strategies" behind how they achieved such a massive result.

Jesus H. Christ.

My blood... it boils...

After a while, I had enough.

I could remain quiet no longer.

So, I started reaching out to people who work at these companies.

I said:

"Hey, you just published a feature/article/podcast/whatever about [insert name of random jabroni here]... what do I gotta do to get featured? Here's some results I've had for myself and my clients. I think this is long overdue."

Welp...

Wouldn't ya know it...

Money talks. Results talk. Proof talks.

They usually respond back...

"I'm so sorry Mr. Orzechowski, we were unaware! We'd love to feature you!"

And sometimes, that's all you gotta do.

You just gotta ask.

For example:

I reached out to the ThriveCart
 team and said, "Hey... I'm one of the top sellers on this platform, I outsell 99% of the people who use your software, I've never once been asked to contribute content to the platform, and I think that's kind of insane... I've got a lot of cool stuff to share your audience would find valuable, I will blow their minds, let's do a webinar together."

Wouldn't ya know it...

Tomorrow, we're doing a LIVE training tomorrow called:

​How Copy + Cart Mechanics Drive Outsized Revenue​

I'm going to take you behind the scenes of how I've built my email empire. I'm gonna show you how I outsell most other people in this industry with just an email list... and the most basic, simple "order form" pages you've ever seen.

Here's some bullets from the registration page:
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​What you’ll learn:

- Chris’s proven sales flow: direct response email → concise sales page → checkout with order bump + 1-click upsells
- How Chris structures offers scale without heavy design or complicated tech
- Cart mechanics that reliably lift revenue: bumps, 1-click upsells, and smart automations
- Common mistakes that kill conversions and how to fix them

Why attend
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This is a conversational session designed to help you apply Chris’s sales system directly to your own products, launches, and campaigns. You’ll walk away with clarity on what to improve first and proven tactics you can apply to your offerings.
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Stay for the live Q&A to get Chris’ input on your offers, emails, or checkout flow.

I'll help you build a lean, high profit 1 email/day style business. $100M+ generated with email 👉 Helped 6,000+ students in 30+ countries improve their email marketing skills.

The arc of the marketing universe is long, but it bends toward automation.

On a long enough timeline, you will eventually be held back if every single process in your business is manual.

This should be kind of obvious.

At some point, you must "replace" or "clone" yourself so that you can pull yourself out of the day to day grind and focus on tasks with bigger impact on the business, things that have a much higher effective hourly rate.

You're either spending your time selling... or you're spending your time scaling.

But it's hard to ride both of those horses with one ass.

If ALL of the activities that generate cash in your business fall on your shoulders, you're obviously going to have a lower ceiling.

And maybe that's OK.

For example, I write one email a day.

I enjoy it.

It pays me well.

It's kind of like having my own little trust fund, with sizable monthly distributions.

However...

While I keep writing one email a day, I've been slowly adding automated "daily email" sequences in my Kit account to remove some of the revenue burden off my shoulders.

Just like you, I only have limited time in my day.

And the more revenue I can automate, the better.

Because now, I have a machine that's doing the work for me.

You can keep building this machine bigger and bigger, until it's producing more and more revenue for your business.

You can also make the machine smarter, by using tools like:

1. ​RightMessage: to segment your list and understand your subscribers better
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2. SegMetrics: to track every dollar in your business and see what parts of your marketing are actually working... and which parts aren't moving the needle at all

3. ​Deadline Funnel: to drive sales with automated launches funnels and promo sequences unique to each subscriber (imagine being able to enjoy "launch" numbers... 365 days of the year, without all the stress of actually doing a launch)

What I've realized over the years is:

You can actually automate all of your email marketing. It's simply a matter of creating personalized journeys for your customers... and giving them the right offer at the right time.

If this is something you want help with... then we should work together.

I can work with you and your team to help you create an automated email funnel that sells while you sleep, so you can focus on growing the business.

If you're interested in working together, DM me and say COPILOT and we can chat. I'll ask you a few questions about your business and then we'll figure out a game plan to build an automated email marketing system that pumps out cash flow.

The Passive Income Pixie

Passive income digital marketing strategies for female founders and solopreneurs.

Founder

Screwfix

Copy Editor

Unicorn Copywriting

Unicorn Copywriting is my own company where I offer my copywriting and brand storytelling services.

Owner and Storyteller

Imagine if you only had to work for 2 hours a day from your phone to run your online business....  

How would you spend the rest of your time?

If you had an automated business all set-up for you:

- Your website
- Your sales funnel
- Your digital products
- Your email marketing

If we took away the tech, it would be such FUN to run a digital marketing business.

All you'd have to do is promote our pre-made digital products and courses. 

Post on social media and share the link to your store. 

And you get to keep 100% of the profits. 

No DMs required.
No sales calls.
No rejections.

My courses range from $197 - $900 and teach you how to create a fully automated business. 

So you're helping people change their life too when they buy. 

But my favourite part about this marketing company is the loving, supportive community. 

They host trainings on all different social media platforms and even host 90-day challenges with DAILY videos, exercises and content ideas.

Some in the community have reached 6 figures in only 5 or 6 months. It's a mind-blowing business model that I'm proud to support. 

Curious?

Check out the courses with Master Resell Rights in my bio link. 

If you buy any of the courses through me, I throw in some amazing BONUSES:

🏝️ 6 digital products that you can resell.
🏝️ A 30-minute strategy call. 
🏝️ A full profile audit. 
🏝️ 1:1 DM support.

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