AI & NLP Enthusiast | Helps Early Founders Define Ideal Customers & Launch Successful GTM initiatives | Advisor | Growth Hacker | Fractional CRO

I build and scale high-performance GTM and enablement functions for technology companies.

As a hands-on leader, my mission is to drive predictable, scalable growth by applying a strategic, operator-first mindset.

Honcho Pickleball: Scaled GTM from 1 → 32 cities, driving 200% revenue growth in 18 months.

Metadata.io: As the first sales hire, created the company's GTM playbook and secured initial enterprise clients.

LivingSocial: Launched Amazon-backed GTM strategies in 10+ cities, training and scaling new sales teams.

I leverage AI automation and RevOps frameworks to build scalable systems that consistently deliver 3x ROI and boost sales efficiency.

If you are looking for a leader who can transform your commercial channel with a proven, results-driven approach, let's talk.

Chris M.

LinkedIn

It’s 3 AM. I’m on my fourth coffee, zooming with a sleep deprived founder in Mumbai, ghostwriting a LinkedIn post for a Texas CEO, and accidentally liking a 2 yrs ol tweet from a Canadian client’s ex-CMO. This is my work life balance. 

Here’s the chaos I’ve weaponized: 

→ Ghostwriting for night owls & time zones
I’ve penned posts for:
- A Canadian CEO who once paid me in maple syrup. (It was good syrup.)  
- A Nigerian coach who thinks “viral” means disease control.  
- A Filipino entrepreneur who sends voice notes in Tagalog. I reply in memes.  

→ Social Media: Where common sense goes to die
  
→ I’ve: 
- Turned a skincare founder’s cat into Instagram’s “Top Beauty Influencer 2023.”  
- Made LinkedIn believe a SaaS CEO enjoys Mondays.  
- Convinced 1,500 people that “SEO” stands for “Sarcasm Enhances Outcomes.”  

→ Campaigns that even my mom pretends to understand  
- Boosted a client’s leads by 40% using three hashtags and a photo of their lunch.  
- Cut ad costs by 15% by bribing Meta’s algorithm with dad jokes.  
- Hired a “TikTok poet” from Singapore who now writes haikus for HVAC companies.  


Growth isn’t about perfection. It’s about embracing the dumpster fire of creativity, laughing when LinkedIn says “Your post is doing great! (Among bots),” and knowing your client’s biggest flex is a 30-second video of their dog explaining CRM software.  


Need a co-conspirator for your brand’s next plot twist?

I’m here. (And yes, I’m still awake.) 

 
P.S. If we work together, I promise:  

- No meetings before coffee.  
- No jargon. Just results.  
- Absolutely no maple syrup bribes.  
(Unless it’s really good.)

Growth Architect | Full Stack Marketer | B2B/ B2C Ghostwriter

Self Employed

You’re scrolling LinkedIn.

A post about “synergizing scalable paradigms” hits your feed.

You yawn. Your thumb twitches.

Suddenly..
BAMMM
My client’s ad about industrial staplers makes you cry. This is my curse.  

My Spellbook of Chaos (a.k.a. “Services”):  

→ Content Creation: I don’t just write. I weaponize words.  
- Turned a tax software’s FAQ page into a thriller. (Spoiler: The IRS wins.)  
- Made a skincare ad so gripping, a CEO DMed, “Is this about serums or my midlife crisis?”
- Once wrote a LinkedIn post so viral, it crashed a startup’s website. (They thanked me.)

→ Content Strategy: Herding Cats in 4D Chess
Worked with a team who thought “brand voice” meant literal yelling.  
Now their TikTok haiku campaign has grandmas rapping about blockchain.

→ Research: I Google So You Don’t Have To  
- Found 73 studies to prove kombucha boosts coding skills.(It doesn’t. But the blog got 10K shares.)  
- Convinced a CEO that “data-driven storytelling” means quoting Spongebob in earnings reports.  

→ Content Calendar: Planned a 6-month campaign in 3 days.
How? A time-turner, 11 Red Bulls, and a motivational playlist featuring Shrek speeches.  

→ Product Demos: Where Boring Goes to Die
Filmed a video explaining accounting software using karate metaphors.  
Result? 40% of viewers bought it “just for the kicks.” (Pun intended)

→ Editing:
Turned a 5,000-word manifesto into a haiku. (Client cried. Paid double.)

→ Social Media: Convinced a CMO that LinkedIn polls are smoke signals. Top post: “Which spreadsheet cell are you?” (82k votes).  

→ SEO: Ranked “Why Your Coffee Sucks” above Starbucks. Keywords: “existential despair.”  

→ Client Work: Ghostwrote a CEO’s memoir. He forgot he didn’t climb Everest. I didn’t ask. 

→ Compliance: Stopped a product named “Netflix & Skill”. Saved $2M. They’re still salty.  

Need a wizard? I’m here.

Content Specialist | Social Media Ghostwriter 

Provided end-to-end audio engineering services, including sound design, recording, and post-production for various projects.

Collaborated with clients to produce high-quality soundtracks for advertisements and videos.

Audio Engineer | Sound Designer

Shaw Hotels & Consultancy Services

I ensure the quality and accuracy of the reports submitted by mystery shoppers.

Here are some of the primary job duties:

1. Report Review and Editing:
 
Thorough Review: Carefully examine each report to assess its overall quality, clarity, and adherence to guidelines.

 Fact-Checking: Verify the accuracy of information, including dates, times, names, and specific details.

Grammar and Punctuation: Correct any grammatical errors, typos, and punctuation mistakes.

 Clarity and Coherence: Ensure the report is well-structured, easy to read, and logically flows from one point to the next.

 Consistency: Check for consistency in formatting, style, and tone throughout the report.

2. Guideline Adherence:
 
Review Guidelines: Familiarize oneself with the specific guidelines and requirements for each mystery shopping project.

Enforce Standards: Ensure that reports comply with all guidelines, including word count, formatting, and specific reporting criteria.
 
Identify Deviations: Highlight any instances where the shopper has not followed the guidelines and suggest improvements.

3.Feedback and Improvement:
 
Provide Constructive Feedback: Offer specific suggestions for improvement, such as clarity, conciseness, or the inclusion of additional details.

 Highlight Strengths: Acknowledge well-written sections or insightful observations.
 
Identify Potential Issues: Flag any potential problems or inconsistencies that may affect the report's credibility.

4. Quality Assurance:
 
Maintain Quality Standards: Contribute to the overall quality of the mystery shopping reports.

 Identify Trends: Look for patterns in common mistakes or areas where improvement is needed.

 Suggest Process Improvements: Propose ways to streamline the editing process or enhance the quality of future reports.

5. Confidentiality:

Protect Sensitive Information: Handle all confidential information, such as customer data and business strategies, with utmost discretion.

Maintain Confidentiality

Editor

Stars N Celebs - First platform for Artists offering digital identity, earn and pay "0" commission

Marketing & Communication 
Influencer Marketing
Digital Marketing
Collaborations
Relationship Management
Content Management
Celebrity Management

Strategic Marketing Specialist

WhiteHat Jr

Guitar Instructor

BYJU'S

• Utilized audio production and sound designing skills to educational ads, expanding content offerings

• Successfully managed multiple complex projects simultaneously, consistently meeting deadlines

• Developed and implemented efficient workflows to streamline content production processes

• Utilized project management tools to ensure clear communication and task tracking

• Helped to ideate content strategies around user acquisition and branding. 

• Assisted in asset generation for marketing campaign and strategies. 

• Collaborated with video producers and stakeholders about pacing of content and technical decisions

Audio Engineer

PiggyRide

Music Teacher

BAJAAO.COM

Sales and Technical support on ecommerce platform dealing with complex musical instruments & pro audio equipments

Involved Interdepartmental coordination for Order Fulfillment well.

Have used CRM tools and communication in the medium of Calls, Web chats, Emails and Whatsapp.

Well versed in solving customer and client problems

Handling product training and acting as liaison between customers and industries.

Ensured customers are always happy with services and products resulting in company profits and enhanced reputation

Sales & Business Development Associate | Product Specialist ( Pro audio and music instruments )

Novac Technology Solutions

Training and supervising junior engineers 
Supervising recordings
Sound designing 
Dubbing Director
Mastering audio for different platforms

Senior Audio Engineer / Dubbing Director

Recording
Sound Designing 
Music Production 
Audio Mixing and Mastering

Recording Engineer/ Sound Designer

Are you creating content that entertains but doesn't convert ? 

You're a brand, an expert, founder, or VC, but your messaging doesn't reflect your authority. Your pipeline is inconsistent, and your voice gets lost in the digital noise.


Are you tired of trading time for dollars ?

Imagine charging premium rates, watching your sales soar on autopilot & working less all the while spending more time with your family.


Hi, I'm Niladri.

I specialize in helping visionary leaders scale their influence and their pipeline on autopilot.  
Simply speaking I help businesses get more customers.

I am a systems-first brand strategist for entrepreneurs who want their business to sell while they sleep.

I help them automate their marketing, 3X their pricing confidence, and reclaim 20+ hours/week-so they scale their brand without burning out.

I've partnered with authors, brands, coaches, founders, & industry experts to transform their ideas into powerful, resonant messages that connect with their ICP.

The world's most successful PE firms and VC backed founders pay a premium for a single reason: I don't just create content, I engineer digital ecosystems that run 24/7.

This system doesn't just get you seen - it systematically positions you as the category king, turning your unique expertise into a consistent pipeline of qualified opportunities and high value leads


How I Drive Results for Leaders Like You:

→ For founders: Website copy that converts visitors into believers & blog posts that establish category leadership.

→ For influencers: Ghostwritten content that lands TEDx slots & case studies that read like thrillers to close deals.

→ For podcasts & newsletters: Show notes that convert listeners and editorials that skyrocket reply rates (not unsubscribe rates).

→ For agencies: Content that ranks #1 and ad copy that prints money-all written in a human voice


Selected results driven for clients across the globe: 

• Engineered $50M+ in exits via scalable content systems.

• Built 45+ automated content ecosystems generating 500+ leads/month.

• Authored a single email that onboarded 47 premium clients. 

• Developed 3-sentence hooks that close high ticket deals( upwards of $10k/month )

• Designed podcast sonic branding that increases listener retention by 89%.



Ready to stop trading time for dollars and build a self-selling brand ?

Send me a DM with "AUTOPILOT" and I'll show you how we can turn your expertise into a relentless lead engine in 4 weeks
(Or, just send me your favorite song- I'm always looking for new tracks for my deep work playlists)

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