What I do (I'm like a growth-engineering generalist):
 • Clay
 • Copywriting
 • Programming
 • Messaging & Positioning
 • GTM Strategy

Top 3 "humble" brags:
 • Helped generate $1,000,000+ in pipeline for Sendoso in <6 months
 • Went from 0 to 400k followers (+ 3.5M likes) in <8 months for client @adhd_coach_ryan
 • Grew afro from 0 to 35,948 strands in ~23 years

Big SaaS companies I’ve worked with:
 • Clay
 • Sendoso
 • Rippling
 
...and Goldcast, Sybill, Taplio, WorkRamp, PackageX, HighTouch, MaestroQA, Shypyard, Stedi + more I can't fit.

My background:
 • Programming since 5th grade
 • Freelance copywriting since 17yo
 • Skipped college because I felt I didn't need it

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Christian Haskins

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Founder

QuBit Conference

Establishing a virtual cybersecurity conference for CxOs from scratch, aimed at SMEs on US market: 
- designing a strategy for the whole event and project, 
- crafting a strategic narrative for the project, 
- defining a content strategy, suggesting content pieces, copywriting for the complete comms and designing the funnels,
- defining the visual concept for the project and close collaboration with designers to bring it to life, 
- defining the concept for content creation, guiding the cybersecurity experts during the content creation sessions to deliver value for our audience

Conversion Copywriter & Content Strategist

TTTech Auto

Product Marketing Manager

Kapsch Group

Marketing Manager - Carriers

VACULIK ADVERTISING

•	Execution of online strategies through research, planning and development of comprehensive online projects, from estimating costs, managing budgets, allocating resources and reporting (websites, web, mobile and FB apps, online advertising (display campaigns, PPC campaigns, emailing…)
•	Extensive communication and effective coordination of activities between the team of programmers and creative team to deliver online campaigns against agreed objectives, timelines and budgets, review and approve all content
•	Stay up to date with emerging technologies and trends and understand client business, industry issues, market and audiences as to effectively contribute to planning and creative development process 
•	Overseeing junior stuff to meet the goals and deadlines

Digital Account Manager

Sygic

•	Planning, execution & evaluation of various communication projects across multiple media with global impact (Sygic corporate website, B2B marketing collaterals, email campaigns, product videos, product and corporate presentations, Retail box, User Guides, etc.)
•	Copywriting in English for the above mentioned communication projects
•	Face-lifting of & responsibility for the corporate website
•	Coordinating industry exhibitions (corporate and PND/InDash BU)
•	Launch of the Sygic Retail box, B2B Mobile product aimed at retail distributors – planning, content creation, production, processes
•	MarCom HR activities (writing job descriptions in English, creation of Sygic Job website, etc.)
•	Coordination of creative designers and programmers providing web development services
•	Coordination of other external suppliers of marketing services (prints, voice recordings, etc.) 
•	Trends and market monitoring in LBS environment & Mobile Marketing environment

Marketing Supervisor

MB Entertainment

•	Providing business analysis and monitoring of competitors, constant enhancement of the website oskole.sk for Orange Slovakia according to gathered information on user behavior and user needs
•	Designing various new sections, contests and associated communication campaigns and related supervision of programmers and graphic designers, testing, selection of advertising channels, editorial work on website
•	Extensive communication with client and supervising the team of teachers (project content providers)

Marketing Coordinator of educational website oskole.sk for Orange SK

Podravka International - Bratislava, Slovakia

•	Support of a Product Manager in various  ATL and BTL activities
•	Selection and translations of news and articles for website, updating content for Slovak market
•	Monitoring and correction of PR articles
•	Translations from/to Croatian in various fields

Marketing Support

Messaging Strategist & Conversion Copywriter

Before you spend another dollar on ads, events, sponsorships or organic campaigns...

...shouldn't you first stop your website and demo experience from leaking your best prospects?

👉 Guessing 👈 how to plug your revenue leaks can be costly.

Instead, you can tap the micro- and macro-laws of conversion science. And uncover the friction in your website copy that’s making visitors bounce.

Is your messaging hierarchy working? Or is your sales argument missing key blocks? 
Are your messages sequenced to pull visitors forward? Or leaving gaps that disengage?
Are you shaping an emotional journey too—or just the functional? 
Are there customer-repelling words at critical conversion points?

See exactly how to fix it with a strategic web messaging audit. 

Backed by conversion science, consumer psychology, neuro-marketing and JTBD. 
So you can equip your visitors with what they need to make the right decision.

 ✅ Web copy audit of your 3 most business-critical pages
 ✅ Executive summary with every element rated
 ✅ Conversion-focused rewrites of the most crucial section on each page
 ✅ Prioritized action checklist
 ✅ Ready in 7 business days

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