What I do (I'm like a growth-engineering generalist):
 • Clay
 • Copywriting
 • Programming
 • Messaging & Positioning
 • GTM Strategy

Top 3 "humble" brags:
 • Helped generate $1,000,000+ in pipeline for Sendoso in <6 months
 • Went from 0 to 400k followers (+ 3.5M likes) in <8 months for client @adhd_coach_ryan
 • Grew afro from 0 to 35,948 strands in ~23 years

Big SaaS companies I’ve worked with:
 • Clay
 • Sendoso
 • Rippling
 
...and Goldcast, Sybill, Taplio, WorkRamp, PackageX, HighTouch, MaestroQA, Shypyard, Stedi + more I can't fit.

My background:
 • Programming since 5th grade
 • Freelance copywriting since 17yo
 • Skipped college because I felt I didn't need it

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Christian Haskins

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 🔥
As a Make Shit Happen coach, I've been helping folks for the last 8 years break free from the grind to execute bucket list ideas, conquer major goals, launch passion projects, and go after the "just because" ideas (monetized or not). Remember when life was fun and you just went for it? Time for that again. 

I'm also a Customer Success Manager for a crowdfunding tech company, empowering creators to bring bold ideas to life (and occasionally reassuring them in the chaos that it'll all work out). 

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 💸
After a few years of being fully self-employed, I'm now a proud "dualentrepreneur". Multiple streams of income are great, having a 9-5 does not make you a sellout, and health insurance is awesome when you do multiple adventure sports. Doing my best not to test the limits of my coverage. 

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 🍪
I quit Girl Scouts in 2nd grade after I sold a ton of cookies and found out I didn’t get to keep the money. Joined a door-to-door sales club instead and never looked back. 

𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 🐊
I lived around the world in my 20s and had my fair share of sink-or-swim moments. Like guiding white water rafting in Swaziland, in a river full of crocs (10/10 don’t recommend). I've also taught monks in Thailand, renovated a ‘79 camper van into a tiny home with my wife, and much more. 

I have a wealth of experience in setting a goal, turning ambition into action, and going after the life you want. I absolutely love supporting others in doing the same. 

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄 🏄‍♀️
If you have an idea/ project/ goal you're tired of putting on the backburner, reach out! I'd love to help. 

Otherwise when I’m not working you’ll probably find me surfing freezing water, playing flag football with my team The Gaytriots 🌈, decorating cute cookies while binging true crime, crying at Golden Buzzer videos, or making friends at the grocery store while forgetting what my wife asked me to buy. 

**Always open to interesting conversations and unique opportunities. Let's connect! I can also be reached via email: hello (at) courtneyloechl.com**

Ready to make shit happen? Check out my coaching work >> www.courtneyloechl.com

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