What I do (I'm like a growth-engineering generalist):
 • Clay
 • Copywriting
 • Programming
 • Messaging & Positioning
 • GTM Strategy

Top 3 "humble" brags:
 • Helped generate $1,000,000+ in pipeline for Sendoso in <6 months
 • Went from 0 to 400k followers (+ 3.5M likes) in <8 months for client @adhd_coach_ryan
 • Grew afro from 0 to 35,948 strands in ~23 years

Big SaaS companies I’ve worked with:
 • Clay
 • Sendoso
 • Rippling
 
...and Goldcast, Sybill, Taplio, WorkRamp, PackageX, HighTouch, MaestroQA, Shypyard, Stedi + more I can't fit.

My background:
 • Programming since 5th grade
 • Freelance copywriting since 17yo
 • Skipped college because I felt I didn't need it

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Christian Haskins

Thrive

Picture this, you’re in a DIY shop and you’re ready to buy a drill. Reality check: You don’t actually need the drill itself, what you NEED is a hole.

Understanding that customers seek solutions—not just products or services—is key to effective marketing. 

Putting your customers’ needs first might seem obvious, but many businesses overlook the power of putting customer needs at the core of their marketing strategy.

That’s where I come in. I’m here to help you bridge this gap, and many others, to enhance your understanding of marketing your business, enabling better outcomes and more efficient use of your resources, AND empower you along the way so you don’t need me in the long run.

Marketing Consultant

The Evolve Group

At The Evolve Group we design playbooks, build toolkits and execute brand activations.  Flawlessly.  We craft creative concepts and offer standout end-to-end project management, bringing your brand to life through immersive experiences, stunning displays and tailored installations.

Marketing Manager

Medacs Healthcare

Personal Company

Skills upgrade

Client Relationship Manager

If you are a business owner and tick at least one of these boxes, we need to talk;

🔲 No experience with marketing
🔲 Overwhelmed with your workload
🔲 Struggling to maintain brand consistency 
🔲 Your sales and marketing teams are at war
🔲 Unsure of your audience or value proposition
🔲 Looking to refresh your current marketing strategy
🔲 Don't have the time to do the job of a full marketing team
🔲 Throwing marketing shaped 💩 at the walls and nothing is sticking

DM me to book a call; bring cake.

taplio

The Battle

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