What I do (I'm like a growth-engineering generalist):
 • Clay
 • Copywriting
 • Programming
 • Messaging & Positioning
 • GTM Strategy

Top 3 "humble" brags:
 • Helped generate $1,000,000+ in pipeline for Sendoso in <6 months
 • Went from 0 to 400k followers (+ 3.5M likes) in <8 months for client @adhd_coach_ryan
 • Grew afro from 0 to 35,948 strands in ~23 years

Big SaaS companies I’ve worked with:
 • Clay
 • Sendoso
 • Rippling
 
...and Goldcast, Sybill, Taplio, WorkRamp, PackageX, HighTouch, MaestroQA, Shypyard, Stedi + more I can't fit.

My background:
 • Programming since 5th grade
 • Freelance copywriting since 17yo
 • Skipped college because I felt I didn't need it

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Christian Haskins

I talk about SaaS video strategy | B2B videos that make $, not awards.

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