What I do (I'm like a growth-engineering generalist):
 • Clay
 • Copywriting
 • Programming
 • Messaging & Positioning
 • GTM Strategy

Top 3 "humble" brags:
 • Helped generate $1,000,000+ in pipeline for Sendoso in <6 months
 • Went from 0 to 400k followers (+ 3.5M likes) in <8 months for client @adhd_coach_ryan
 • Grew afro from 0 to 35,948 strands in ~23 years

Big SaaS companies I’ve worked with:
 • Clay
 • Sendoso
 • Rippling
 
...and Goldcast, Sybill, Taplio, WorkRamp, PackageX, HighTouch, MaestroQA, Shypyard, Stedi + more I can't fit.

My background:
 • Programming since 5th grade
 • Freelance copywriting since 17yo
 • Skipped college because I felt I didn't need it

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Christian Haskins

Data-Driven Patients | Healthcare Performance Marketing | Mustache Owner

Hi, I'm Seth.
I use consumer data, patient personas, digital marketing channels and this fancy mustache to increase ideal-patient volumes for medical practices and healthcare organizations. Ok, so the mustache has little to do with acquiring patients but I wanted to see if you were still reading.  We drive patient visits through our SEARCHLESS, direct-to-consumer strategy.  Patient visits are the heart of your revenue so it’s critical for you to be directly in front of likely consumers BEFORE they search. Our clients hire us for increased visibility and to influence consumer behavior - they want more patients they can help.

We have focus within all orthopedic subspecialties, cardiac and vascular care, dental implants, and our program is effective with all specialties. I'm happy to share insights on our approach, capabilities and best uses. And even more interested in learning about your experiences with marketing, campaigns, tactics and goals (the good, bad and ugly).

I am grateful to have had exceptional mentorship and growth in earlier experiences: a trial technician/litigation consultant, a taxi driver (way before Uber), a professional touring drummer and other colorful positions. 

I believe there's a way to approach things so everyone wins. 
I believe work should be fun. 
I believe in integrity,  transparency, value, compassion, humor and kindness. I like to think that those unique roles helped serve as the basis for these ideals. 
Hey, thanks for reading 👍.

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