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$80m+ generated for 106 DTC brands | Unlock Untapped Revenue, without throwing more money at Zuck 😈 | Retention Marketing for DTC Brands

I’ll cut to the chase.

If you’re a 7-figure DTC brand founder, you’re missing out on what helped me achieve 30-40% repeat purchase rates for 170+ eCommerce brands in 90 days (every time)

Look…

There’s about 1 million eCommerce agencies on LinkedIn - you don’t have time to hear what they all have to say.

You know your pain points are:

1. Struggling to get customers to make repeat purchases.
2. Watching your ad spend fail to generate profitable returns.
3. Finding it difficult to retain clients despite a successful acquisition strategy.

And therefore you also know that…

These issues are draining your resources and leaving you settling for mediocre results (and agencies / consultants).

After scaling 170+ eCommerce brands…

I understand the frustration of seeing tons of money wasted, month after month, with little to show for it. 

Your competitors are scaling, your margins are shrinking, and your growth feels stunted. 

Every time you pour money into ads, you hope for a breakthrough, but it seems like you're caught in an endless cycle of diminishing returns.

The dream of becoming the top choice for consumers feels like a distant reality.

Here’s the good news:

I’ve got data on a better way. 

I specialize in transforming your existing acquisition funnel into a repeat purchase machine.

With my proven strategies, I don’t just aim to improve your numbers – I aim to revolutionize your business.

I've generated $80M in trackable repeat purchase revenue for multiple 7, 8 and 9-figure brands.

My unique approach ensures that your customers buy twice within 21 days, drastically improving your repeat purchase rates and overall profitability. 

AKA. Your CFO will love me.

I also focus on increasing your return customer rate to 30-40% within 90 days, and boosting your average order value by 20-40%.

Want to see how I’m doing it?

DM me ‘REPEAT THAT’ or ‘I actually read your about section’

And I’ll show you why every time I present to a brand founder what they’re missing in their repeat purchase stack —- they almost fire their current email team instantly.

Trust me.

I’ve seen physical *gasps* after I run DTC founders through their own 32-page, complimentary repeat purchase audit.

DM me ‘REPEAT THAT’ or ‘I actually read your about section’

If you’re a brand that actively has new customers coming in daily.

Dolapo S.

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High acquisition costs and relentless churn rates are slowly bleeding your eCommerce brand dry—and that's the harsh truth. 
But what if there was a smarter, more sustainable way to grow your business without burning your budget on paid ads?

Hey, I'm Caesar, and I'm here to transform how you think about growth.

Years ago, I launched my own eCommerce brand, only to watch it drown under the weight of sky-high ad costs and razor-thin margins. It sucked. But that experience fuelled my passion for helping eCommerce Founders like you break free from the endless cycle of chasing new customers.

What I've learned? Growth doesn't come from endlessly acquiring—it comes from retaining. And I'm on a mission to help you do just that.

Here's how we change the game:

✅ We plug the “leaky bucket” of high churn and make your existing customers stick around longer.  
✅ We build fully managed, data-driven retention marketing systems—across email, SMS, and WhatsApp—that turn first-time buyers into loyal, repeat customers.  
✅ We create a predictable revenue stream so you can stop stressing about month-to-month survival and start thinking long-term.

Imagine waking up to 40%+ of your revenue attributed to your retention channels. 
Or having a responsive community that loves your brand so much, they practically sell your products for you. This isn't a pipe dream; it's what I do for eCommerce brands every day.

🛠️ RetentionOS: Our 360-degree retention solution, tailored for brands ready to reduce their dependency on Meta and Google ads. 
Think of it as your revenue-generating machine that works while you sleep.

Here's what my clients have experienced:
- One supplement brand saw 63% of their revenue driven by email alone.
- Another client, thanks to our strategies, could finally afford to hire two new team members and expand their product line.

That's the power of retention marketing. It gives you freedom, peace of mind, and a future-proof business.

I live by values like discipline and the relentless pursuit of sustainable growth—values that drive every strategy I build. 
If you're ready to make data-driven decisions, build meaningful customer relationships, and stop letting high CAC eat away at your profits, let's chat.

👉 DM me for a conversation. I'm here to help you thrive.

Here's to less churn, more loyalty, and the kind of growth that doesn't come with a hefty ad bill. 🥂

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