Got Sheet

Spreadsheets are mind-numbing, cumbersome and archaic. 

But they could give you back a lot of hours every week if  you could use them a little bit better.

I teach digital productivity. 

I've spent 15+ years incorporating software into my work and personal life, and the results have been amazing.

I'll help you be more productive so you can stop wasting time on things you hate and start spending more time on the things that you love.

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I make weekly videos and you'll get access to my best work immediately.

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Progress and Perfection

Addiction is torture, compliance is optional. I've put 22+ years of recovery experience into daily bite-sized reflections.

Get free, recovery themed, Christian flavored reflections in your inbox when you wake up. 

For those struggling, recovering, or seeking understanding.

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Cups Espresso Cafe

I get to oversee an awesome company while drinking incredible coffee.
-Company Operations
-Franchise System Operations
-Franchise Sales Operations
-Marketing and Branding
-Quality Standards
-Product & Process Improvements

-Ensures Mississippi stays caffeinated
-Develops and orchestrates company's business strategies
-Oversees marketing program & product curation
-Manages payables and receivables
-Assembles and analyzes financial forecasts

Corporate Vice President

-Customer service expert
-Voted Jackson Mississippi's Best Barista 2008, 2009 & 2011 by Jackson Free Press

Barista/Manager

Undertow Podcast Network

Undertow is a network of music-centric podcasts.
I produce, script, orchestrate and record episodes for multiple shows.

Founder

Self - Employed

Co-wrote and published first novel: Jon Swansong and the Pirata Isle
Participated in two Nanowrimo (National Novel Writing Month) events during July 2013 and November 2013 in which you are challenged to write a novel (50,000 words for their purposes) in one month

Author

Sieis Productions

Manage and operate home recording studio
Produce, perform and mix soundtrack-centric audio content for online podcasts
Maintain websites and distribute content

Owner and Producer

After being introduced to John Grisham and A Few Good Men, I figured I'd be a lawyer. 

But in the early 2000's I found myself adrift in the deep south of the United States. 

I did what anyone would in this situation: became a barista.

What a time to be alive. The pretentiousness of specialty coffee was palpable in those days.

I bought VHS latte art tutorials. Need I say more?

I found my way onto the campus of Holmes Community College. Two years later, Dan Harmon decided to make a hit TV series roughly diagramming my many years there.

I quit my job at least 2.5 times over the course of 10 years. But they kept pulling me back in and I kept pulling espresso shots through college.

I made my way to Millsaps College and graduated after another several dozen weeks of self-deprecation with a business degree so well rounded the diploma still rolls off my desk.

It was 2012. The earth was still warm. I was a somewhat educated, somewhat experienced graduate. I accepted a management role at Cups. I got married. We bought a home. I was nearing the end-game.

A rift appeared in my sanity. I returned to college to take a summer Calculus II course.

I was intoxicated by all the math and science that I'd overlooked for the first thirty years of my life.

Sparked mainly by a restless discontent that would confuse Steinbeck and a love of the show Lost, I figured I'd study some physics and get an engineering degree.

I got halfway there; the harder half too, from what I understand...so I basically have an engineering degree.

We had our first child and enjoyed it so much we kept going.

Formal education was again put out of my life. I grieved. I found freeCodeCamp, YouTube and the pure days of MOOCs (looking at you, MIT).

I learned to code, I dabbled in data, I began to write, I made some videos, I listened to hours of podcasts, I built and butchered websites. 

Accepting a remote role (still at Cups), I moved back home to the foothills of the Smoky Mountains in East Tennessee and took up ultrarunning.

The world fell apart, but I had already gone remote before it was cool. I ran some more. I began using LinkedIn on the regular. I began to see gray hairs in my beard.

We bought a mini van.

I'm currently writing a tech newsletter, growing a YouTube channel, publishing a daily reflection on addiction, reading a bunch of books and not watching any sports.

Press the follow button and reach out—I’d love to say hey. 👋

Eamonn Cottrell

Piping Rock Health Products

Data Analyst

Dorky Data

Building a blog to inspire and entertain my fellow data lovers by sharing fun stories about my adventures in the Dorky World of Data.

Creator and Head Data Dork

Kabar Manufacturing

Project Analyst

Marketing Film Studies

Oscar-worthy digital marketing funnels rely on email and content marketing. While they sound simple, there's a lot of nitty gritty concepts that may confuse you.

That's why I created Marketing Film Studies. In my one of a kind newsletter, I break down email and content marketing concepts to give you actionable steps that optimize your digital marketing funnels.

And how do I simplify these concepts?

Through something everyone loves... MOVIES.

Creator

Lost in the Talk

I used to be boring. I was the kid on the edge of my seat when listening to other people's stories. Yet, when it was my turn, no one listened. Then, I discovered the magic of storytelling. Every week, I use ConvertKit to send a 700-word email to my newsletter subscribers (with a lifetime open rate of > 60%). I transform life's boring moments (like getting a haircut or eating wings) into captivating and engaging stories.

Writer/Creator

The Doors of Life

Wrote and self-published a 90,000 word Sci-Fi Novel. Crafted a personal website through WordPress and drove traffic from social media to the book's sales page.

Author/Publisher

If you think data is boring, then you're boring.
Plain and simple.
Sorry to break it to you.

But if you think data is cool -- or if you're open to the idea -- then welcome to my Dorky World of Data.

Everyone uses LinkedIn for different reasons.

I'm here to combine my two biggest passions... Witty writing and Data.

That's it.

I'm sharing fun and entertaining stories like no one else in the data world. So let me know if I'm doing a good job and enjoy.

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And if you still want my "professional" LinkedIn about section, tough luck.

You won't find it here.

So, instead, go read my blog (https://www.dorkydata.com/dorky-blog) and you'll learn enough about me to please yourself.

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The Battle

Eamonn Cottrell

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