Evan Patterson 💅🏻

Hire Me & Win In The Attention Economy💥 I Help Founders & Startups Grow Audiences 🔥 Ghostwriting • Personal Branding • Social Selling • Community Marketing • Content Strategy • B2B Influencers • Affiliate Programs

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I’m Evan Patterson.

Fractional CMO. Personal CMO.
LGBTQ+. AuDHD. Two cats who have main-character energy and paperwork opinions.
Metro Detroit-raised, Chicago-thriving, seeking a EU-husband for dual citizenship (kind of not joking...)

A small but vocal group of humans — plus my mother — call me the Joan Rivers of Marketing. I didn’t ask for that title, but I also didn’t give it back.

My work focuses on helping founders, CEOs, and operators stop sounding like they were assembled by committee. When people understand you quickly, everything gets easier: sales, hiring, partnerships, even that awkward moment when someone pretends they’ve heard of your company before.

My entire approach runs on feral specificity.
Egregiously unique. Audaciously effective.
Ideas with teeth. Narratives with posture. Writing that doesn’t need a spotlight to command attention.

I work in two lanes.

Evan Patterson Consulting
The Fractional CMO lane.

This is where companies finally get a marketing function that isn’t held together by vibes, hope, and a Google Doc last updated during the pandemic. I rebuild the structure, the sequencing, and the decisions that keep revenue steady instead of seasonal.

The second lane
The executive identity work.

Voice extraction. Narrative architecture. Brand presence that doesn’t wobble when the market does. There’s more coming in this lane; something I’m building quietly; and it’s shaping the way I help leaders show up with clarity and actual gravitational pull.

I build systems with staying power.
I build brands people remember without squinting.
I build marketing that earns attention because it deserves attention.

People who work well with me tend to appreciate speed, accuracy, and a sense of humor about the chaos they built before I arrived. People who want a polite museum tour of marketing usually exit early.

My goal is consistent: make you unmistakable.

Fractional Content & Community Marketing Leader

Ditch the gift cards, scrap the underutilized benefits package, and focus on the individuals in your organization instead.

Companies looking to improve performance and retention should care about helping people get further faster towards what matters most in their life. We make this easy with tools to create personalized incentives, meaningful recognition & self-defined benefits that help their people unlock "sacred funds" towards their personal life goals.

Employee Motivation Simplified.

Evan Patterson

Jeremy Boissinot

↳ Find the best creators for your brand with AI-powered precision

Today, brands face a challenge: how to find the right voices that truly resonate with their audience, from 1000s of influencers to choose from.

That’s where Favikon comes in.

I’ve created an AI-powered platform that cuts through the noise, helping brands identify creators who align with their values and goals.

With access to 10+ million influencers across platforms like LinkedIn, Instagram, Youtube or TikTok, we don’t just rank creators - we give brands the tools to make data-driven decisions.

The content economy thrives on trust and connection, and our mission is to help brands and influencers build partnerships that deliver real, meaningful impact.

Co-founder & CEO

The LinkedIn follower race: who came out on top in 2025?

10 lessons from the top growers and what it says about LinkedIn right now:

1. The Pichai Anomaly 

Sundar Pichai went from 197K to 3.3M (1,597% growth), adding 3.1M followers. For context, Satya Nadella added 638K from 11M. Either Google's PR team executed a masterclass or there's a platform-level boost at play.

2. India Dominates 🇮🇳

8 of the top 20 are Indian: Shradha Khapra, Narendra Modi, Aman Gupta, Ritesh Agarwal, Anupam Mittal, Raj Shamani, Nikhil Kamath, Shantanu Naidu. The Shark Tank India effect is real. LinkedIn's growth engine runs through India.

3. AI Founders Are Having a Moment 

Aravind Srinivas (Perplexity) grew 362%, Andrew Ng added 466K. Being "the face of" an AI company is now a growth strategy in itself.

4. Legacy Giants Grow Slow 

Bill Gates added 2.8M but that's only 8% on a 37M base. Satya Nadella: 6%. Simon Sinek: 5%. The algorithm doesn't favor incumbents proportionally.

5. Politicians With Narratives Surge 

Barack Obama (+1.5M, 50%), Mark Carney (+687K, 513%), Modi (+655K, 14%). Politicians who become protagonists in ongoing stories get treated like creators.

6. Content Creators Compete With CEOs 

Mel Robbins (+691K, 85%) and Raj Shamani (+453K, 93%) sit alongside billionaires. Consistent content can compete with institutional fame.

7. The Ratan Tata Effect 

Shantanu Naidu added 398K through proximity to Ratan Tata plus authentic storytelling. Borrowed credibility + genuine voice = algorithm gold.

8. Geographic Concentration 

USA, India, UAE, Brazil. No Europeans except Carney. No Chinese creators. LinkedIn's top influencer growth is concentrated in a few markets.

9. The "Why Now" Factor 

Pichai (AI narrative), Carney (political run), Srinivas (Perplexity's rise), Obama (election). Growth at this level requires being relevant to what the world is paying attention to now.

10. The Gender Gap 

Only 2 women in top 20: Shradha Khapra (#4) and Mel Robbins (#5). Men captured 90% of growth. Both women are content-first creators, not institutional figures. The leaderboard reflects existing power structures.

Co-founder & CEO Favikon | Setting new standards in the creator economy

Wow, the Top Voice purge is real.

I thought it was isolated cases. It's not. This is happening right now, on every continent, at massive scale. Creators are losing their badge. 

My theory: two forces colliding at the perfect moment:

- LinkedIn is done tolerating gray areas. Same energy behind the wave of restriction alerts hitting people who don't even use automation. Zero tolerance. If you're a Top Voice and there's even a whiff of engagement pods or growth hacks in your history, you're out.

- They're clearing the runway for bigger names. As LinkedIn pushes to attract artists, celebrities, and Fortune 500 CEOs, the badge needs to feel exclusive. 
Everyone I've seen lose it shares one thing in common: they're "LinkedIn famous," not famous famous. Same logic that killed the community contributor badges a few months back.

But I understand why so many creators are frustrated. If there are new criteria, publish them. If someone violated terms, tell them which ones. The silence is the problem.

I spoke at the same time as MrBeast in Dubai. Not exactly ideal timing. But turns out when you're solving a real business problem, people show up even when there's a YouTube legend in the next room.

My talk was about the trust crisis in influencer marketing. Fake followers, bot engagement, AI content farms. The solution isn't better vetting, it's better data. I'll share the full keynote soon.

There's DEFINITELY something happening in the Gulf. We've been feeling it for a while with our rankings going viral there (fun fact: last year, Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 was our biggest market for an entire month thanks to Mohanad Alaswad).

The creator economy just fits with what's going on in the region. Super young population that lives online. Massive investment in digital infrastructure. Governments pushing hard to diversify away from oil into media and entertainment. People want global content but also have strong local identity. And there's actual money to support creators through brand deals and commerce.

This event was so incredible. The production value, the speakers, the energy in the room. You could feel that something real is being built here. The Gulf isn't following anyone else's playbook for the creator economy, they're writing their own.

Can't tag everyone I met because the list is too long. But I do want to personally thank Jim Louderback, Dr. Mohammad AlGhfeli and Nizar Salman  🔜 1 Billion Followers Summit for this great opportunity. You guys can be really proud of what you've accomplished!

Heading off for Dubai for 1 Billion Followers Summit ! Let me know if you’re there and want to meet up! 

And remember tomorrow my keynote about finding creators in an AI-slop world 👀

So excited!

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Went back to the office and found a massive French flag hanging on the wall.

Pretty sure this is the team's subtle way of saying "Jeremy, you've hired too many Americans."

When your headcount goes from 90% French to 80% "wait, where are you based again?", the remaining French employees start marking their territory. 

Next week they're probably installing a croissant vending machine and making everyone take a mandatory lunch break 😁

You're probably doing better than you think on LinkedIn.

We analyzed all LinkedIn creators in 2025 to answer one question: what does "good growth" actually look like?

The answer will probably surprise you.

📊 Top 1%: +49K followers / 242%+ growth 
📊 Top 10%: +6.7K followers / 52%+ growth 
📊 Top 25%: +2.1K followers / 24%+ growth 
📊 Top 50%: +479 followers / 9.3%+ growth

Let that sink in.

👉 If you gained 500 followers this year, you're above average.
👉 If you grew 25%, you're in the top quarter.
👉 If you hit 52% growth, you're outperforming 90% of creators.

Most people overestimate what "normal" looks like on LinkedIn because they're comparing themselves to outliers. The algorithm shows you the 1% every day. That's not the benchmark.

The median creator grew 9.3%. Not 50%. Not 100%. Nine percent.

So if you doubled your following this year, you're not "doing okay." You're in elite territory.

Stop comparing yourself to people with 500K followers posting about their morning routines. Compare yourself to the actual distribution.

Grow 10% and you beat half the platform.

How I imagine Top Voices in my comments who survived the Top-pocalypse

RIP to the fallen badges. You were loved (by your owners, mostly).

To those still standing: enjoy your moment of glory. Winter is coming. Again.

PS: I have STRONG insider evidence this purge was officially targeting engagement pods and growth hacks. Whether that's actually true remains to be seen. I know at least a few Top Voices survivors who are definitely gaming the system. The algorithm works in mysterious ways, I guess.

LinkedIn says we have 181 employees. We have 10.

Looking bigger creates more issues than you think:

- Sales vultures assume we're flush with VC cash. 
- Investors spam us daily thinking we're x10 bigger in revenue. 
- Recruiters pitch "scaling solutions" we don't need. 
- Candidates expect corporate perks and 5-round interviews. 
- Partners want enterprise contracts with legal teams we don't have. 
- Conference organizers charge us "big company" sponsorship rates.  
- Big tech starts paying attention when we'd rather fly under the radar.

The good part: competitors think we're massive. They're building sales teams while we are 100% inbound. They see 181 and spiral. We see 10 and ship faster than they ever will.

The inflated number comes from creators putting Favikon on their resumes. Ambassadors, partners, people who've worked with us add it to their profiles. That part is actually rewarding. It means we've built something people want to be associated with.

But LinkedIn doesn't verify who's actually an employee. The algorithm just counts heads and calls it growth.

You can look big or you can move fast. We chose the one that actually matters.

We're closing our fundraising round in the coming weeks.

If you've been thinking about investing, now's the time.

I'll be honest: I was reluctant to raise. But if we really want Favikon to reach the scale we're aiming for, we need to do this now.

We're at a turning point: global recognition, new platform, momentum building. This is the moment to accelerate hard.

2026 is going to be massive. We have plans that will completely change what's possible in this industry. Things that have never been done before. Yes, it's that ambitious.

This space moves fast. Competition never sleeps. Big tech can be ruthless. To build what we're building requires real capital.

We've proven we can execute. Now we're going 10x harder.

If you want in or know someone who should be part of this, my DMs are open.

Let's build a new model for the creator economy together 🔥

Adam Mosseri just wrote our investor memo for us.

Instagram's CEO dropped a 20-slide memo on the future of authenticity.
Here's what he admitted:

"Authenticity is becoming infinitely reproducible."

Translation: AI can now fake anything. The feeds are filling with synthetic content. And detection will only get worse over time.

His solution:

"We need to surface much more context about the accounts sharing content. Who is behind the account? When was it created? What else have they posted?"

This is LITERALLY what we built.

For 3 years, brands told us: "We need influencer lists."

We said: "No. You need creator intelligence."

✅ Creator scores. 
✅ Engagement authenticity. 
✅ Audience quality signals. 
✅ Growth trajectories. 
✅ Cross-platform consistency.
✅ The stuff you can't fake.

Mosseri's memo confirms the shift we've been betting on:

→ Trust moves from content to creator identity 
→ Platforms can't solve verification alone 
→ Brands need independent signals to know who's real
→ The creator economy is entering a trust crisis.
→ Platforms will need complementary infrastructure to solve it.

Good news, Adam: we're here to help 🤝

PS: Funny timing. This is my keynote topic at 1 Billion Followers Summit in Dubai next Friday. If you're in the room, let's talk!

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