Evan Patterson 💅🏻

Hire Me & Win In The Attention Economy💥 I Help Founders & Startups Grow Audiences 🔥 Ghostwriting • Personal Branding • Social Selling • Community Marketing • Content Strategy • B2B Influencers • Affiliate Programs

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I’m Evan Patterson.

Fractional CMO. Personal CMO.
LGBTQ+. AuDHD. Two cats who have main-character energy and paperwork opinions.
Metro Detroit-raised, Chicago-thriving, seeking a EU-husband for dual citizenship (kind of not joking...)

A small but vocal group of humans — plus my mother — call me the Joan Rivers of Marketing. I didn’t ask for that title, but I also didn’t give it back.

My work focuses on helping founders, CEOs, and operators stop sounding like they were assembled by committee. When people understand you quickly, everything gets easier: sales, hiring, partnerships, even that awkward moment when someone pretends they’ve heard of your company before.

My entire approach runs on feral specificity.
Egregiously unique. Audaciously effective.
Ideas with teeth. Narratives with posture. Writing that doesn’t need a spotlight to command attention.

I work in two lanes.

Evan Patterson Consulting
The Fractional CMO lane.

This is where companies finally get a marketing function that isn’t held together by vibes, hope, and a Google Doc last updated during the pandemic. I rebuild the structure, the sequencing, and the decisions that keep revenue steady instead of seasonal.

The second lane
The executive identity work.

Voice extraction. Narrative architecture. Brand presence that doesn’t wobble when the market does. There’s more coming in this lane; something I’m building quietly; and it’s shaping the way I help leaders show up with clarity and actual gravitational pull.

I build systems with staying power.
I build brands people remember without squinting.
I build marketing that earns attention because it deserves attention.

People who work well with me tend to appreciate speed, accuracy, and a sense of humor about the chaos they built before I arrived. People who want a polite museum tour of marketing usually exit early.

My goal is consistent: make you unmistakable.

Fractional Content & Community Marketing Leader

Ditch the gift cards, scrap the underutilized benefits package, and focus on the individuals in your organization instead.

Companies looking to improve performance and retention should care about helping people get further faster towards what matters most in their life. We make this easy with tools to create personalized incentives, meaningful recognition & self-defined benefits that help their people unlock "sacred funds" towards their personal life goals.

Employee Motivation Simplified.

Evan Patterson

Personal Branding Strategist | Social Media Manager | LinkedIn Ghostwriter | Tech | Finance | Marketing | DM for LinkedIn Profile Management

We live in a digital age where your online presence and reputation matter more than ever.

Hi there 👋 I’m Naman. I’m a Personal Branding Strategist.

I love to help people shine online and become their own brands. The power of social media is undeniable.

Building your personal brand is like planting a seed today that will grow into a fruitful tree tomorrow.

You might be wondering how can I help you grow your personal brand online. I can help you in following ways:-

👉 Content Marketing
👉 LinkedIn Marketing
👉 Social Media Marketing
👉 Marketing Consultation

If you are someone who wants to harness the power and potential of branding the right way online, let’s connect.

For Services Related Inquiry & brand collaborations DM me or drop a mail at n.toshniwal2828@gmail.com

Naman Toshniwal

Behind every “I’ll ship it later”
is something that could already be live.

I’m an engineer.
I enjoy going deep in code.
AI tools have made thinking and iterating faster than ever.

But I kept noticing the same friction point.

The idea was clear.
The code was ready.
And then came the part that slows everything down
setup, environments, deployment.

That’s where momentum quietly dies.

Replit changed that part of the story for me.

Instead of stitching things together locally,
I stayed in the browser.
Built, ran, and shipped from one place.
Code, runtime, data, and publishing handled.

AI helped me think faster.
Replit helped me finish.

That distinction matters.

Claude Code is great for deep control and working inside code.
But when it’s time to turn work into something real and shareable,
Replit is where it actually goes live.

For engineers, pairing AI workflows with Replit removes the last mile friction.
For anyone earlier in the journey, it lowers the barrier without lowering the ceiling.

Same curiosity.
Less drag.
More shipped work.

If you’re curious to try building something similar,
here’s where you can start → https://lnkd.in/gn3SR3gn
Get $10 Replit Core credit when you upgrade through this link!

I was at Maheshwari Global Convention (MGC 2026) from 9–11 December.

Hundreds of conversations.
Great people. Real intent.

And yet one problem.

By Day 3, names blurred.
Context faded.
Follow-ups became guesses.

That’s when it hit me:
Networking doesn’t fail. Recall does.

ConnectMachine fixes that quietly.

It remembers:
✅ who you met
✅ where it happened
✅ and why it mattered

You don’t scroll.
You ask.

“Who did I meet on Day 1 at MGC?”
Instant answer.

You also don’t share one identity with everyone.
Different cards. Different rooms. Different intent.

No feeds.
No noise.
Just silent exchanges and encrypted conversations.

Big events don’t need more visibility.
They need better memory systems.

👉 If you attend high-signal rooms,
ConnectMachine is worth a look.

Not loud.
Just powerful.

📌 https://lnkd.in/gZUznhuf

I cancelled my $20 ChatGPT Subscription 
and started using an All-in-one AI tool that's much better! because… my work didn’t fit in one place anymore

I’d write in one place.
Generate images in another.
Make videos somewhere else.
Create presentations in another.
Build apps or prototypes in a different tab.

By the time I finished one task, I had 6–7 tabs open.

Then someone introduced me to ChatLLM by Abacus AI, and my whole workflow moved into one place.

👉 https://lnkd.in/giPTVhnR

Here’s what made the switch stick:

1. ONE SINGLE PLACE FOR ALL AI MODELS
ChatLLM lets me switch between GPT-5.2, Claude 4.5, Gemini 3 Pro, Grok 4.1 Fast, DeepSeek, LLaMA, and more without breaking flow.

2. IMAGES & VIDEOS, WITHOUT JUMPING TOOLS
No more opening separate platforms.
Nano Banana Pro, GPT Image 1.5, Seedream 4.5, Ideogram for images.
Sora 2, VEO 3.1, Kling AI v2.6, Runway, Luma for videos.

3. FULL-STACK APPS, WEBSITES & SAAS
I describe what I want and actually see it live.
Layouts, colors, and copy are edited normally, like working with a real designer.

4. PROFESSIONAL PRESENTATIONS, INSTANTLY
Simple ideas turn into clean decks with researched content, graphs, and charts.

5. A PERSONAL AI ASSISTANT THAT WORKS IN THE BACKGROUND
Searches and tasks keep running even when I’m offline -  you come back to progress.

6. TALKING TO PDFS INSTEAD OF READING THEM
Upload a file, ask questions, get clean notes and summaries.

7. MAKING AI WRITING SOUND NORMAL
Write → click “Humanize” → choose a tone.
The output actually sounds usable.

8. REAL-TIME WEB SEARCH
Answers with sources, images, and videos - more research, less guessing.

9. ABACUS AI DEEP AGENT FOR BIGGER BUILDS
Web apps, technical reports, dashboards, micro-SaaS, workflows, websites, and now mobile apps too, built from simple prompts.

10. AN AI CODE EDITOR THAT ACTUALLY HELPS
Write, run, debug, and improve code inside Abacus AI Desktop, with proper vibe coding without the chaos.

It stopped feeling like “using AI tools.”
And started feeling like working inside an AI workspace.

If you’re paying for multiple AI subscriptions right now,
This might clean up your whole setup.

👉 https://lnkd.in/giPTVhnR

#ai #tech

I stopped.

Not because it was polished.
Not because it was perfect.

Because it wasn’t.

A phone in the real world.
Camera in action.
Durability front and center.

No glossy pedestal.
No studio magic.
No exaggerated claims.

Just proof.
Bold, unapologetic, almost uncomfortable honesty.

This is classic REDMI Note DNA, evolved.

Confident.
Tech-forward.
Customer-first.

It doesn’t ask for your attention.

It earns it.

Saw this yesterday and it stayed with me longer than most things in the paper.

Being ranked World No. 1 in the S&P Global ESG Rankings 2025 isn’t about a title.
It’s about years of decisions that don’t always show immediate returns but shape the future quietly and consistently.

When growth is built with responsibility, people, and the planet in mind, it stops being short-term success and starts becoming long-term credibility.

Moments like these remind you that real leadership isn’t loud.
It’s patient.

And it shows up when it matters.

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