Evan Patterson 💅🏻

Hire Me & Win In The Attention Economy💥 I Help Founders & Startups Grow Audiences 🔥 Ghostwriting • Personal Branding • Social Selling • Community Marketing • Content Strategy • B2B Influencers • Affiliate Programs

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I’m Evan Patterson.

Fractional CMO. Personal CMO.
LGBTQ+. AuDHD. Two cats who have main-character energy and paperwork opinions.
Metro Detroit-raised, Chicago-thriving, seeking a EU-husband for dual citizenship (kind of not joking...)

A small but vocal group of humans — plus my mother — call me the Joan Rivers of Marketing. I didn’t ask for that title, but I also didn’t give it back.

My work focuses on helping founders, CEOs, and operators stop sounding like they were assembled by committee. When people understand you quickly, everything gets easier: sales, hiring, partnerships, even that awkward moment when someone pretends they’ve heard of your company before.

My entire approach runs on feral specificity.
Egregiously unique. Audaciously effective.
Ideas with teeth. Narratives with posture. Writing that doesn’t need a spotlight to command attention.

I work in two lanes.

Evan Patterson Consulting
The Fractional CMO lane.

This is where companies finally get a marketing function that isn’t held together by vibes, hope, and a Google Doc last updated during the pandemic. I rebuild the structure, the sequencing, and the decisions that keep revenue steady instead of seasonal.

The second lane
The executive identity work.

Voice extraction. Narrative architecture. Brand presence that doesn’t wobble when the market does. There’s more coming in this lane; something I’m building quietly; and it’s shaping the way I help leaders show up with clarity and actual gravitational pull.

I build systems with staying power.
I build brands people remember without squinting.
I build marketing that earns attention because it deserves attention.

People who work well with me tend to appreciate speed, accuracy, and a sense of humor about the chaos they built before I arrived. People who want a polite museum tour of marketing usually exit early.

My goal is consistent: make you unmistakable.

Fractional Content & Community Marketing Leader

Ditch the gift cards, scrap the underutilized benefits package, and focus on the individuals in your organization instead.

Companies looking to improve performance and retention should care about helping people get further faster towards what matters most in their life. We make this easy with tools to create personalized incentives, meaningful recognition & self-defined benefits that help their people unlock "sacred funds" towards their personal life goals.

Employee Motivation Simplified.

Evan Patterson

My mission is simple: Make people smile, give them the tools to succeed, and help them grow their business and personal brand.

With over 15 years of expertise in digital marketing, I am a seasoned marketing consultant and coach dedicated to helping people unlock their full potential. Having grown up in the digital age, I started my journey by creating websites, making YouTube videos, and building online communities of 80k+ members. This passion that has fueled my career and honed my skills in connecting people and brands with their audiences.

Throughout my career, I've had the privilege of partnering with over 400 companies, ranging from startups to established enterprises, guiding them through the evolving marketing world. My approach is rooted in understanding each client's unique challenges and crafting tailored strategies that drive growth and deliver measurable results. 

I specialize in a wide array of digital marketing services, including SEO, content marketing, social media strategy, copywriting, email marketing, photography and videography, and data-driven audits.

I taught tennis for 8 years as the Head Tennis Pro in Duluth, MN, and I ran the mentorship and internship programs between small businesses and the University of Minnesota - Duluth. Teaching and coaching has always been a passion of mine, and I'm excited to get to coach so many amazing people every day. At the core of my consulting and coaching practice is a dedication to giving each student a custom plan to succeed, as well as the tools and knowledge they'll need to achieve their goals.

Let's connect and explore how we can collaborate to achieve your marketing goals and elevate your business and personal brand!

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