Evan Patterson 💅🏻

Hire Me & Win In The Attention Economy💥 I Help Founders & Startups Grow Audiences 🔥 Ghostwriting • Personal Branding • Social Selling • Community Marketing • Content Strategy • B2B Influencers • Affiliate Programs

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I’m Evan Patterson.

Fractional CMO. Personal CMO.
LGBTQ+. AuDHD. Two cats who have main-character energy and paperwork opinions.
Metro Detroit-raised, Chicago-thriving, seeking a EU-husband for dual citizenship (kind of not joking...)

A small but vocal group of humans — plus my mother — call me the Joan Rivers of Marketing. I didn’t ask for that title, but I also didn’t give it back.

My work focuses on helping founders, CEOs, and operators stop sounding like they were assembled by committee. When people understand you quickly, everything gets easier: sales, hiring, partnerships, even that awkward moment when someone pretends they’ve heard of your company before.

My entire approach runs on feral specificity.
Egregiously unique. Audaciously effective.
Ideas with teeth. Narratives with posture. Writing that doesn’t need a spotlight to command attention.

I work in two lanes.

Evan Patterson Consulting
The Fractional CMO lane.

This is where companies finally get a marketing function that isn’t held together by vibes, hope, and a Google Doc last updated during the pandemic. I rebuild the structure, the sequencing, and the decisions that keep revenue steady instead of seasonal.

The second lane
The executive identity work.

Voice extraction. Narrative architecture. Brand presence that doesn’t wobble when the market does. There’s more coming in this lane; something I’m building quietly; and it’s shaping the way I help leaders show up with clarity and actual gravitational pull.

I build systems with staying power.
I build brands people remember without squinting.
I build marketing that earns attention because it deserves attention.

People who work well with me tend to appreciate speed, accuracy, and a sense of humor about the chaos they built before I arrived. People who want a polite museum tour of marketing usually exit early.

My goal is consistent: make you unmistakable.

Fractional Content & Community Marketing Leader

Ditch the gift cards, scrap the underutilized benefits package, and focus on the individuals in your organization instead.

Companies looking to improve performance and retention should care about helping people get further faster towards what matters most in their life. We make this easy with tools to create personalized incentives, meaningful recognition & self-defined benefits that help their people unlock "sacred funds" towards their personal life goals.

Employee Motivation Simplified.

Evan Patterson

Martin MacArthur

The Outbound Sales Guy Kidney Transplant Recipiant Your Outbound Growth Partner Check Out SDR LaunchPad Your Out-Of-The-Box Outbound Sales Platform

👋 Who Am I?

I'm Martin MacArthur, an outbound sales expert with 14+ years of experience in sales development, managed services, digital marketing, and technology. Despite being completely blind due to Retinitis Pigmentosa, I’ve mastered tools like Apple’s Voice Over to ensure I stay ahead in my field. Fluent in braille and passionate about leveraging tech, I’m here to show that no challenge is too great when it comes to driving business results.

🚀 What I Do

I specialize in filling top-of-funnel sales by helping companies drive pipeline growth with qualified leads. My expertise lies in creating innovative outreach strategies and executing them to perfection, ensuring businesses reach their sales potential.

🏆 Skills Companies Love Me For

👉 Outbound Sales
👉 Sales Development
👉 Pipeline Growth
👉 Lead Qualification
👉 Technology-Driven Selling
👉 Managed Services Sales
👉 Digital Marketing Strategies
👉 Sales Coaching

💡 How I Do It

By using a blend of innovative technologies and personalized sales techniques, I help businesses find and nurture new opportunities. My approach is straightforward: identify your sales challenges and solve them through strategic, top-of-funnel activities. Every interaction is a chance to create value, and I focus on creating lasting partnerships that result in long-term growth.

😄 What My Style Is

I bring persistence, tenacity, and a strategic mindset to every sales opportunity. Whether I’m connecting with new leads or guiding companies to success, I believe in making the process collaborative and results-driven. With me, it's about turning potential into performance—one step at a time.

🌈 Who I Serve

Whether you’re a startup aiming to scale or an established company looking for fresh leads, I’m here to fill your funnel and drive growth. Let’s work together to take your sales process to the next level with creativity and expertise.

🔗 When Should We Connect?

If you’re looking for a sales professional with a unique perspective and a proven ability to generate qualified leads, let’s chat! I’m always open to new connections and opportunities where I can add value.

Chief Executive Officer

The Outbound Sales Guy is an outbound sales agency helping co-founders and small businesses build and scale an effective outbound sales process to generate qualified sales opportunities each month.

After spending 12 years helping B2B companies fill the top of the funnel with qualified sales opportunities, there are three areas which solo entrepreneurs or co-founders struggle with:

Identifying their total addressable market
Contacting and following up with prospects to book a qualified sales meeting
Not having any sales reps to generate sales activities

Services:

#1 Filling Your Pipeline
Filling your pipeline is for companies who are starting out and do not have any processes in place for generating net new business. This can be anyone from a CEO to a sales & revenue leader that is in the process of building a go-to-market strategy.

#2 SDR Light
SDR Light is for companies who are starting out and do not have any processes in place for generating net new business. This can be anyone from a CEO to a sales & revenue leader that is in the process of building a go-to-market strategy.

#3 SDR Teams
SDR Teams is for companies who are experiencing accelerated growth and do not have any processes or sales development reps in place for generating net new business. This can be anyone from a CEO to a sales & revenue leader that is in the process of preparing for series funding.

Clients:

MeadowBrook Construction

Hackback Gaming

STOPit Solutions

NMSPrime

RingPin
Want to learn more? Book a time here:
https://calendly.com/The-Outbound-Sales-Guy/30min

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