Buying a $10-$100m Brand 🛒 or $1m- $10m SaaS biz this year.

I'm on the hunt for great Ecommerce brands and Apps. In the next year I'm going to Buy A Biz! 

After a decade of scaling the fastest-growing Shopify Plus Brands and Apps, it's time for me to run one. I'm acquiring Brands @ $10m - $100m and SaaS apps @ $1m - $10m Topline.


When I'm not living the Ecom lifestyle I'm learning Mandarin, and exploring the flavors of my kitchen.


I write a weekly Public Brand Teardown newsletter and share my journey 👉: 
https://letsbuyabiz.beehiiv.com/subscribe

Jeremy Horowitz'

There are ~3.6m Shopify stores (+24% YoY).
~ 125k do $1m+/yr (+26%)
~ 69k are on Plus (+81%).
~ 400 of those are >$100m+/yr

The important insights:
- Shopify is massive but only 3% are real bizs
- Only 50% of $1m+ brands are on Plus.
- Plus adoption is growing faster than everything else.


Reading through the tea leaves.

Plus is growing faster than everything else for 2 reasons:
1) Reps are more heavily compensated here.
2) Shopify is signing up more Omni-brands.

Retail features are nested inside of Plus.

Which will go down as Shopify’s smartest product move.

Ever.

The future for Ecommerce + Shopify.

Is Omni.

Acquired: CocoAI - Increase Rev +15% w/ WhatsApp. Still looking for a $10-$100m Brand 🛒 .

7k+ Shopify stores that do $10m+/yr. The Breakdown:
1) US: 82%
2) UK: 5%
3) India: 3%
4) Canada: 2%
5) Australia: 2%

Germany, France, Italy, Hong Kong + the Netherlands all trail with 1%.


The US is still the only real Shopify market. 

With a meaningful scale of big brands.

Yotpo will IPO in the next 24 months.

How do I know this? Because you don’t:
- Shut down an 8-fig product line.
- Layoff 40% of the team.
- Completely Rebrand

Unless you are preparing for a major exit.

After raising $400m+
Doing north of $150m in ARR (I’m speculating).
Leading 2 of the biggest categories in Retail (Reviews + Loyalty)

The only exit you can afford: IPO.

I don’t have any insider info. 
Just reading the tea leaves.

It’ll be amazing to see # 4 from the Shopify IPO class public.

What do you think they’ll IPO for?

New Year. Finally a new Profile photo.

For 3 years everyone meeting me must have been so confused.

Seeing a prof pic of me with hair.

To meet me in person.

Literally balder than the day I was born.

So finally I have an updated profile picture.

Thanks to my incredible sister for the headshot.
+ ChatGPT for the post effects.

For everyone in NYC today...

I'm going to be hanging around NRF meeting people.

Let's meet up!

Five $100m brands that need to be on your 2026 radar.
1) YoungLA (Gen Z Gymshark)
2) Bogg Bag (Crocs for Bags)
3) Little Sleepies (Family PJ sets)
4) Comft (True Classic for Athleisure)
5) FORTÉ (JRB for men)


Everyone is going to Grüns themselves over these brands next year.

My bet: Bogg Bag is the first to go public.

After talking about a Youtube channel for 3 yrs.
Now you can finally see + hear me break down my crazy takes.

We’ll cover:
- Stocks + Turnaround stories of major brands.
- Special tactics of what the best brands are doing.
- Deep dives into WhatsApp and AI.

It’s time to finally get back on camera.

Big goal for the year 0 -> 1k subscribers 

Check it out here: https://lnkd.in/euxx2e5G

5 Insights from reading 25 pgs of Loop’s 2026 Benchmark report:
1) 65% of brands charge a return fee (~$9)
2) Accessories Return Fraud = ~$341 (3x the avg)
3) 55% of Cosmetic/skincare brands offer Exchanges?
4) Lowest hanging fruit: Variant exchanges.
5) You want to add friction to your Returns program.


5 is my favorite.

There’s some great game theory you can work through.

Have fees + strategically remove them 

To incentivize certain actions. Like 
- VIPs
- Pushing to Exchanges
- Buying more in the exchange.

*The data is across 23m Returns from 4k Shopify brands using Loop returns.

Apple ($3.8T) needs to raid its $125B of cash + acquire Perplexity. 

To stop the Siri bleeding 
Make it not suck 
+ stop paying Google $1B/yr.

Meta/Open AI should have 0 chance at creating the next AI device.

Apple already has it: Airpods + iPhone

- Airpods: Speaking/Listening device to 
- iPhone: Interactive screen to visualize outputs

To really crush it, they should take $20m and clone Whspr flow too.

They already have all the users/data/devices.

They just need Siri to be usable.

In 2020, Tupperware was a $1.5B biz. 

Now it's worth $930k (-99.9%).

1 of America’s most iconic brands.

Is worth less than the Public biz compliance fees.

This should have never happened.

The signs were there for years to adjust course.

Poor management and refusing the adapt with the times.
Lead an American legend into irrelevance.

My 5 goals for 2026
1) 2x CoCo AI again this year.
2) Get back to monthly Therapy Sessions by March
3) Build up a 6 mo cash reserve again
4) Start taking a short vacation 1x/quarter
5) Do a 3-day fast 1x/quarter.

The hardest goal not to have this year

Is blank in the Philanthropy bucket.

I need to be real with myself.

And admit that I need to go all in on Coco AI.

Before I can meaningful commit to helping others.

This is a season of focus in my life.

And that focus will require me to be more selfish that I'd hoped.

“DTC has better margins” is a lie.

Omni-brands are 8x more profitable than Pure DTC.

Real Omnichannel brands have much higher margins than DTC.

The chart below is Drivepoint’s DTC index.



The takeaway.

Your only job:

Sell your product in every channel customers buy.


Stop letting Meta suck your biz dry.

Find the right times to expand into the right channels.

This Tech stack 2x’d Coco in only 10 months (20 tools):
1) ChatGPT
2) Lovable
3) Lindy
4) JIRA
5) GitHub
6) Meow
7) Google Cloud 
8) Google Workspace
9) LinkedIn
10) Crisp
11) Vercel
12) Sentry
13) Twilio
14) Notion
15) Zapier *
16) Deel*
17) Hubspot*
18) Docusign*
19) Inngest
20) Webflow

Even though we use tools 15–20.
I would not recommend.

I'm actively looking for alternatives.

What is your favorite tool that you’ve been using?

What are some good alternatives to my list?

Laird Superfood ($35m) is making the worst acquisition of 2026.

Raising $50m in debt to acquire Navitas Organics for $38.5m.

Today in the newsletter I’m breaking down the full shenanigans.

Of how this is the worst M&A of the year.

IN THE FIRST MONTH.

🧠 Takeaways: Today, I’m breaking down Laird Superfood’s comically awful acquisition of Navitas + why Laird is the worst run biz of 2025. Laird Superf

Open article: The Stupidest Deal of All Time (by Laird) by Jeremy Horowitz' • 6 min read

The Stupidest Deal of All Time (by Laird)

If you're still only using email + Meta ads to grow your eCom brand...

You're leaving $100k+ in Rev on the table.

At CoCo AI, we've helped 665+ Shopify brands implement WhatsApp.

Here's what we're seeing:
→ 80–90% open rates (vs email's 20–30%)
→ 15–20% conversion rates from WhatsApp chats
→ 90x ROI on ab cart recovery
→ European brands recovering 45–60% of abandoned carts

Meanwhile, most eCom brands are still:
- Fighting rising Meta ad costs.
- Watching email deliverability tank.
- Seeing messages buried in overcrowded inboxes.

So I just recorded a video breaking down exactly how to use WhatsApp.

To add 15–20% in extra revenue to your store.

I cover:
1) Why WhatsApp is outperforming email + SMS right now
2) How to set up WhatsApp marketing for your Shopify store
3) The 3 methods to build your WhatsApp list fast
4) The abandoned cart automation driving 90x ROI
5) How AI agents handle customer conversations 24/7 (no support team needed)

Watch the full video here: https://lnkd.in/ej697eEx

Who wants to make $100k for <10 hrs/wk?

Sell my Media sponsorships (6m Views/yr) to Top .01% bizs and you will.

This isn’t some 2-bit operation. We have:
- Fully built out sales process w/ playbooks (HubSpot)
- List of Potential partners
- Aggressive Compensation

What you’ll do:
- Talk with the leading Shopify apps in the space.
- Find the right media package fits.
- Close Sponsorship deals.

I’m looking for an experienced BD person.

Week 1 you’re working the pipeline.
Week 2 work with me to deliver great ads.
Week 4 collecting those sweet commissions.

+ we’re adding new channels (AKA new sponsorship opps) this year.

I’m looking to bring someone on by EOM.

If this sounds like a good fit for you, send me a DM.

Let’s talk.

How OpenAI will own Paramount by EOY 2027:
1) OpenAI rug pulls on their Oracle commit.
2) Oracle’s stock plummets, triggering margins loans.
3) Cascade of defaults forces Paramount into bankruptcy.


The Ellison empire is pretty fragile:
- OpenAI promised to pay Oracle Cloud $60B/yr for 5 yrs
- Oracle borrowed $35B to fund data center build-outs.
- Paramount had $14B in debt post-exit.


OpenAI is 78% of ORACLE’s est rev.

FOR THE NEXT 5 yrs!

Oracle has $125B in total outstanding debt.
The family's other assets are funded by Margin loans/debt.

If Oracle’s Rev doesn’t grow fast enough, the debt collapses.
Forcing the Ellisons to abandon Media to protect the core.

Then...

OpenAI swoops in to buy Paramount out of bankruptcy.
And if things get really ugly for Oracle.
OpenAI buys them as well.

I have 5 major goals for 2026:
1) 2x Coco’s ARR. Again.
2) Start taking small vacations 1x/quarter.
3) Get back to monthly therapy sessions.
4) Build up a 6 month Nest egg.
5) 4 Fasts of at least 3-days.


Every year I have to trim down my goals.

I only hit 3/7 last year.

It hurts.

But that’s the cost of success.

🧠 Takeaways: How did I do against my 2025 + 2026 goals: Hits and misses. Major focuses for this year. Greatest lesson from missing most of my 2025 go

Open article: My #1 Career/Life Unlock: Thoughtful Goals by Jeremy Horowitz' • 3 min read

My #1 Career/Life Unlock: Thoughtful Goals

I 2x'd CoCo AI ARR in 2025. I acquired it today here's what I'd do differently
Sales: +318% (YoY) 🤤
Gross Profits: +225% 👍
OPEX: +210% 👍
Net Income: +2,159% 😍
ARR Run Rate: +118% 💪


Key P&L Takeaways:
1) Rev growth was exactly where it needed to be.
2) COGS is growing too fast, dragging down Margins.
3) OPEX was really tight leading to good Operating profits.


My 3 step Growth strategy to 50x the value in 5 years:
1) Be more AI native.
2) Invest more in Success.
3) Triple down on what’s already growing the pipeline.


If you want the full LBAB! Style breakdown.


Check out the full newsletter below.

🧠 Takeaways: Today, we’re running through the gameplan of what we’d do with my biz Coco AI if I acquired it today. Be more AI native. Invest more in 

Open article: 50xing value of MY company: Coco AI by Jeremy Horowitz' • 6 min read

My 3 Predictions for 2026:
1) Everyone will spend more of their ad budget on Meta.
2) More Bigger Exits + Bankruptcies. Nothing in the middle.
3) Consumer will keep struggling and spending.

Plus how accurate were my 2025 predictions.

2026 is going to be more of the same. The Struggle is real, but at the same time there will be opportunities abound. 🧠 Takeaways: Major ‘26 predictio

Open article: My 3 Predictions for 2026 by Jeremy Horowitz' • 5 min read

If you're running an ecom brand + you're not using WhatsApp marketing…

You're leaving a MILLIONS on the table.

This is what WhatsApp can bring:
→ 80% ORs (vs email's 20%)
→ 30x higher ROI on abandoned cart flows
→ Millions in extra revenue this year

But if you don't have a list of numbers.

You can't actually start WhatsApp marketing yet. 

So I just recorded a video breaking down the 7 best strategies to grow your list.

These are the most effective ways to get customers’ phone numbers.

Based on helping 100s of brands crush it with Whatsapp.

Check out the full video here: https://lnkd.in/epjfGCd3

📧🧲 Adam Kitchen

Co-founder at Content Army 🪖 Helping B2B leaders scale thought leadership, creating world-class content engines in less than 1 hour per month to predictably grow sales | Klaviyo Elite Partner & D2C Agency Owner

I've been a DTC email marketer for over 18 years. Owned my own eComm brand for 2 years. Over the last 7 years, I've built Magnet Monster to be a global retention marketing agency that's created strategies for brands such as Wild, Waterdrop, Abbott Lyon & Laura Geller + 300 others. We've achieved Klaviyo Elite Status (top 0.2% of agencies) & continue to deliver exceptional work for our clients.

We pioneered many of the leading retention strategies commonly deployed today in our industry and have trained hundreds of other email marketers through our flagship course, Monster Email Marketing: https://magnetmonster.com/email-marketing-course

I also built my agency exclusively off the back of content marketing on LinkedIn. I built a course sharing the exact strategy I deployed to generate over $10m in sales: https://magnetmonster.com/b2b-content-that-converts

I publish two Newsletters weekly:

Weekly Retention Strategy: https://magnetmonster.com/newsletter
Personal Growth & Life: https://adamkitchen.kit.com/


I love meeting other entrepreneurs and great humans and learning from them. Schedule a call if you want to chat: https://calendly.com/adamkitchen

We help eCommerce brands to scale profitably with bespoke email marketing strategy and world-class design.

Adam Kitchen

80% of our historical deals at Magnet Monster have been driven inbound through LinkedIn.

Yet I still hear many agency owners today say that you can't scale it or that it's broken.

Not true.

That's why I'm delighted to be talking about this exact topic at the Scale Your Agency Summit with Kevin Sanderson and an insane lineup of agency leaders.

Get your FREE ticket here to access everybody's talks on the 20-22nd Jan: https://lnkd.in/epGTrY2J

🧲 Adam Kitchen

Founder @ Magnet Monster 🧲 - Klaviyo Elite Partner & Retention Marketing Agency for D2C brands

"£10million - that's what it would take to make me happy"

I've never forgotten this conversation I had with my first ever boss and mentor when I was 18 years old.

Nearly 2 decades on, I'm still realising how ridiculous it is/was.

Yet so many of us continue indefinitely down this path, obsessively optimising for wealth.

I've always been a worrier. As far back as I can remember, I've had anxiety about the future. There's definitely a strong genetic element in this and 

Open article: Balancing Life & Business Growth by 🧲 Adam Kitchen • 2 min read

Here's a secret behind generating case studies for your agency and getting a "Yes" more often than a no.


> Don't ask to include data.

Why?

Because clients are extremely sensitive about sharing this, and understandably so.

"But if I don't include stats, the case studies won't be worth anything"

You would be surprised how much credibility they still carry.

A lot of people value:

> The logos on your site
> The designs you've done
> The strategic thinking
> The fact that another brand operator will vouch for your work


You can get dozens more case studies this way, and the more the merrier.

Social proof is your currency as an agency owner.

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