Luke Condren Writing

It took me almost a decade of soul-searching to find what I was put on this Earth to do. Can you say the same?

The main goal of copywriting is conversion and sales. Knowing the fundamentals is important to do that,  and not just slapping words onto a screen because they "feel right". There's methods out there. Studies. Psychology at work, tons of templates, structures, and methods, that work time and time again. Especially in B2B and SaaS.

I didn't go in half arsed. I wanted to make sure I GOT this, to not be a fraud who thinks they're God's next gift in the copywriting world. I needed to know the rules, what worked, and have it told by people that bring in millions in their lifetime. 

And that's what I did. I understand that the first time might not work. But I understand that with a bit more refining. A bit more optimization. Some A/B testing. Incredibly deep research that almost seems obvious...

It all amounts to your money being made back, or I'll eat my hat. 

If you want this powerhouse in your corner, it's time to stop right here and make a choice. Over 60+ clients have done the same. You're not the first. I am tried and tested. There are no losers for people who work with me. 

It's time to act. And if you do it quickly...

You won't be put on my waitlist whilst others make their money through my efforts.

Freelance E-commerce Marketer & Conversion Specialist

Unique Prototypes

Ken, the founder and CEO, hired an agency to build his website. However, the agency couldn't build anything without copy. So Ken found me.

He had a tight deadline, but was a nice guy, so I accommodated. Within 2 weeks, I came up with copy for his entire website, making sure the fundamentals were there, being multiple CTAs, contact details in the header, and including everything he wanted to include. 

Check the home page document below for an example of how I pulled this off. His site isn't live right now, but once it is, I'll update this experience.

B2B Copywriter

cycls

I wrote a partnership announcement for Cycls in regard to their SAR'YAH app.

Not many bells and whistles here. Simple 500 word piece, expectations were met.

B2B Content Writer

Upto11

One of my first jobs on Upwork, I approached Teresa to write landing page copy for a tool called Share2Get, for upto11.

Applying all copywriting fundamentals, I aimed for simplicity and clear messaging, due to this tool being quite the unknown in this industry. Not entirely unknown as similar tools have been made in the past, but this tool was a more modern approach to previous efforts.

The goal was not to confuse the prospect, and to avoid confusing jargon. Things that are viewed as a relative unknown, invite more risk assessments, so it was my aim to make the copy as clear as possible to alleviate that. 

The final landing page copy was changed from my original submission and I had no opportunity to A/B test, but if what's currently up is getting them results, then I wish them well.

Kudiwave

Kudiwave was an interesting one. Different country entirely, different financial restrictions, it was unfamiliar ground, and a lot of important research was needed...

It's a damn good thing I don't stray away from difficult topics, ey?

The research was in-depth, and it was a challenge to understand the why's and the how's of the countries national restrictions on spending abroad. But I did it, and I understood why Kudiwave was incredibly important in what it is. 

A financial service that unleashes the restrictive cap on global spending.

Content Writer

Sessions

Sessions just seemed like the next step up in terms of video-conferencing, so crawling through their SaaS service only made me think...

"Ok, why has this taken so long to be made?"

It's a UX friendly platform. It makes sense for internal communications, it HAS everything you think you'd need to make the working process easier and more fluid. 

They're going places. Just give it a few years, you'll see.

B2B SaaS Content Writer

SVGtoPNG.com

It's quite difficult to bring out the features and benefits of an online file conversion service. What's the USP? Why do people need convincing to use this tool, when it should be an after-thought in the users' mind...

Turns out, yeah. They kinda DO need an explanation. Because when most people use a tool for one purpose, they don't realise there's other tools. And they might not know why those tools should be used, so it might be your best interest to explain them.

And that's what I did.

Copywriter

Go Gamers Tech

Wrote a press release for the announcement of their Mastercard Gaming Tournament.

Public Relations Writer

Bobbin Productions

Wrote and uploaded an article about video production.

B2B Content Writer 

Optilist

In charge of all online operations for Optilist.

Main line of work is updating listings to stand out against similarly priced holiday rentals in the local property market, as well as keeping the website up to date.

Director Of Online Marketing

Get 3 FREE conversion based tips for YOUR store, live on call, by asking me for an audit. 

The Accolades:
• 143% increase in sales, 156% increase in total orders, and an 88% increase in conversions, compared to the last 3 months.
• Landed a store's FIRST sale after 2 years by sending high-level sales emails to a list of just 800. 
• Increased hero section clicks from 110 to 170 by simply changing a SENTENCE.
• And more...

What You Need To Know:
I've studied under 3 of the world's best copywriters, 2 ex-Agora financial (the most profitable copywriting business in the entire world), and the UK's #1 E-commerce copywriter.

Need some ads? I'll not only write them for you, I'll also design your graphics, edit your videos, and set up the damn campaigns myself.

Website edits? I know every single page builder known to man. Anything I suggest in the audits? I can do ALL of it by myself. Shopify be damned. 

Massage your shoulders, make tea? Uh... you should... find someone else, I'm past that part. But there isn't much else I can't do.

What's Next?
There's only one way to work with me. And that's through me giving YOU a live audit of your store or website. It's easy to write that I can make you more sales, but until we're on that call? No dice until I've proven my knowledge and experience to you. 

Otherwise... what's the point of looking for a store specialist if you're not going to take a chance on one of them showing ACTUAL proof in the banner?

DM me first to register your interest and let me have a glance of your site.

And let's have some fun, ey? Now get in my DM's if you want to make more sales, you! Take the leap!

Joseph Condren

The Best Postcards

Includes the following:

Editing and creating video content. Write copy and distribute across FB, Instagram, LinkedIn, Tiktok, and YouTube. 

Develop strategy for recording and batching content efficiently and effectively, without sacrificing quality. 

Engage with audiences on varies platforms. 
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The Best Postcards is a direct mail marketing provider that builds brands all across the US. 

Our services include turn-key print and mail advertising such as 

Postcards
Thank You Cards
Bifolds / Trifolds
Envelope Mailers
Valve Tags
Yard Signs
Etc. 

The Best Postcards works with many verticals including restaurants, home improvement, healthcare, insurance, real estate, fitness & gyms, dental, financial services, automotive services, and more.

 https://thebestpostcards.com

Director of Social Media

The Oasis

Part-Time Worship Leader

Musical Talents:
-Guitar 🎸 
-Drums/percussion 🥁 
-Vocal🎤

- Creates/organizes chord charts via Planning Center Online(PCO) and generates a weekly schedule for the worship team 
- Implemented PCO & Propresenter programs to be utilized, enhancing the ease of use for volunteers
- Train volunteers on sound mixing, camera operations, and Propresenter

Worship Leader

Shay Rowbottom Marketing

Held various positions:
Account Manager
Content Coach
Copywriter

Responsibilities included
- managing various accounts and ensuring we handle all social media management
- interviewing clients to create micro clips
- writing copy for clients
- reviewing edited clips
- scheduling content for clients 2x per week minimum
- coach clients on linkedin best practices and strategies, with focus on video content. Reviewed scripts and worked 1-1 with clients, as well as leading/ supporting on weekly group coaching calls. 
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About SRM:

We break down what it takes to create great videos that target your ideal client. This includes profile optimization, lead gen, social selling, coaching, script writing, etc. My goal is simply to bring out the BEST version of yourself while increasing your cash flow. I love being a coach! 

If you’re motivated to expand your business and invest in your personal branding, let’s chat… 

Dm me already silly goose and lets go!

Account Manager / Content Coach

Beast Node

Handled: 
- develop strategy for posting microchips from podcasts and live stream
- ghostwrite content for clients based on existing video clips, podcasts, and other research materials. 
- post daily on client accounts and secondary page on LinkedIn. 
- engage with audience and comments

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About Beast Node:

Constant Content Creation 🤘🏼 

We help you build a strategy for constant content creation - from creation to final product to distribution, we have you covered. 

Who is the best social selling coach on LinkedIn

DM if you want to put your content game on auto pilot 😎

Social Media Manager / Content Writer

Enterprise Fleet Management

Serve as the first point of contact to our sales teams in regards to fleet maintenance-related inquiries; such as customer service-related requests and explanation of our maintenance programs to our vendors.

- Handles escalated customer service opportunities to maintain strong client relationships. 
- Manage communication to NSD, Fleet Operations, and the Groups by developing and maintaining resources such as the HUB and Salesforce.com
- Develop and facilitate NSD training for new hires as well as existing employees
- Create, analyze, and distribute reports generated from multiple sources, including Service Now, EFM Report Center, Auto Integrate, and the Data Warehouse
- Uses automotive expertise to provide proactive steps to minimize client downtime and expenses.

**Work from home position, rotating in and out of the STL office as needed** 🏠

Customer Support Advisor

Utilized automotive expertise / automotive resources to save over 1 Million(USD) in repair expenses. Made repair recommendations to clients regarding vehicle repair costs to reduce downtime and expenses  

- Provided value by negotiating fair parts and labor pricing 
- Lead the team by being available as a "go-to" for automotive and systems questions.
- Supported South Central sales teams on escalated incidents

Service Advisor

Recommended and advised customers on maintenance costs and needs. 

- Provided value by tracking maintenance intervals on company units.
- Provided recommendations by use of technical expertise, and automotive resources.

Maintenance Coordinator

JM&A Group

- Created dealer claims for automotive repairs 
- Provided cost savings by means of negotiation
- Provided customer service and technical knowledge

Claims Analyst

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