Meghann Misiak

Hi, I'm Meg 🔮 You've officially entered the weird, witchy, & colorful side of LinkedIn.

When I'm not delivering snarky sales takes, anti-hustle energy, & a whole lotta magic to your feed...

I'm helping salespeople absolutely crush their goals... without crushing their soul in the process.

And yeah... I get it.

I used to believe success meant staying later, pushing harder, & sacrificing everything for the number on the board. That a bigger paycheck, fancier title, & president's club would finally make me feel happy.

But instead, I burned out. HARD.

😮‍💨

So I've spent the last 5+ years rethinking everything I thought I knew about success, sales, & the corporate ladder.

Now... I work with sellers who are doing really well on paper, but deeply, *existentially* exhausted. Who are wondering if & when it gets any easier. Who are at the top of the leaderboard & trying to figure out why they don't feel confident or proud.

I help those sellers on 3 things:

→ Tactical, client-centric, & deeply human sales strategies to make selling effective AND fulfilling
→ A mantra of "effort-LESS abundance" to figure out how to win more with less effort
→ The tools to regulate your nervous system & regain your life, hobbies, & ability to manage stress

The results tend to surprise people.

Yes, my clients hit #1 on their team, get promotions, & become legends at their company. But they also close their laptops earlier. Have energy for their relationships & hobbies again. Write books. Speak on stages. Launch creative side projects they didn't think they had space for.

💜

If these sound like goals you can get behind, feel free to book a no-pressure consult with me (linked in the featured section) to explore.

Director of Enterprise Sales

Working to help the New Retirement team & our clients find new levels of success through elite, enterprise sales strategies at an organizational level. Building a team & results that are predictable, scalable, & repeatable. Maintaining the organization's incredible culture while redefining what's possible.

I find it ridiculous that people don’t believe in astrology yet trust their forecast.

Meghann Misiak 🔮

F*ck Hustle Culture 💜 | The Sales Witch 🧙‍♀️ | Coaching Top Sellers to Win More & Work Less 🧘‍♀️ | Big Fan of Flowers, Fiction, Matcha, & Cat Content 😸 | LinkedIn Lunatic ™️

Week 1 of working at my desk...
 
 

And Nora is ALREADY exhausted.

Same, girl..... 

SAME.

This isn't your typical January fitness post...
 
  

 
Bc for the first time in a *decade*, I’m buying a scale.

(a few of you spotted this weird goal on my 2026 bingo card)

In the past, I tracked my weight to punish myself & chase perfection...

But this time, it's going to be different.

💪 

This goal doesn't just feel like a fitness goal.

It's about learning to track something that's been triggering for me in the past.

To finally learn that there CAN be a difference between discipline & self-harm.

❤️‍🩹 

For any of you who struggle with that careful balance...

This newsletter article's for you.

(quick trigger warning... I do talk about ED, so skip this one if that topic hits too close to home)

PS... if you haven't already subscribed to my newsletter, "Letters to My Burned Out Self" .... like, what are you doing?

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Born to be a bog witch... forced to build pipeline.

The most soulful person in my LinkedIn feed.....?
 
 
 
 
There's one creator who fills up my heart *every* time I see his name.
 
And that is....

DRUMROLLLLL!!!

Jack Rosenkrantz, y'all.

🥰 

Every single post feels like...

→ a hug from your bestie
→ the best yoga class
→ a warm mug of tea for your soul
→ a butterfly landing on your nose in a field of flowers

Jack's energy just radiates through the screen...

And I'm happy to call him not only new fav creator, but a friend!

🥹 

If you're tired of the ego-driven LinkedIn BS...

Follow Jack & get more soul-driven MAGICCCC in yo feed! 

🫶 

PS - This is Part 2 of my *new* favorite 2026 series!

#OnSundaysWeStan

Keep a lookout every Sunday for more heart-centric, super cool, amazingly talented peeps to make your feed a LIL bit more magical in 2026.

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Enterprise Account Manager

Uplevel

- Part of GTM layoffs
- Generated $1.2 million in new revenue pipeline during the year 2023
-  Established and nurtured strategic relationships with key executives within FinServ, Automotive, and Retail 
- Developed impactful outbound sequences and provided mentorship to Sales Development Representatives, contributing to the enhancement of team efficiency and performance

Account Executive

Yellowbrick Data

- Part of GTM layoffs
- Achieved 51% of 2022 sales target within the initial two quarters
- Attained 100% of 2021 sales goal 
- Forged an international opportunity with a global car company by strategically leveraging key stakeholders in the American market

Alteryx

• Achieved a 30% year-over-year increase in net new customer acquisition
• Strategically identified and nurtured prospects by implementing targeted account planning and executing 
impactful outbound communications, resulting in a robust pipeline for business development
• Close alignment with C-level to understand yearly business initiatives to cross department sell 
• Value captured throughout process to show quantifiable savings for purchase justification

Enterprise Account Executive

Tableau Software

• Attained 101% of 2019 sales goal
• Attained 136% of 2018 sales goal
• Attained 102% of 2017 sales goal 
• Partnered with internal resources to create Tableau days, marketing campaigns, Art of the Possible, etc. 
• Actively managed a pipeline between 15-20 opportunities a quarter
• Worked with C-Suite to create urgency to adopt new strategy for data democratization

Senior Commercial Account Manager - Named Accounts

Senior Account Manager - Named Accounts South East

• Attained 161% of 2016 sales goal
• Produced 150% year over year growth in territory 
• Cultivated and grew pipeline by over $1M
• Closed 2nd largest Cloud opportunity within Public Sector (2016)
• Managed state, local, and education accounts in Maryland; Washington, DC; Virginia

Enterprise Area Sales Manager for State & Local Government - NY,NJ,PA,DE,MD,DC,VA,WV

DLT Solutions

* 106% quota attainment in Q3 of 2014
* Top producing State and Local rep in Q3 of 2014 and Q2 of 2015
* Educate customer on Oracle products and services and uncover additional pain points 
* Maneuver deals through long and cumbersome procurement cycles in State and Local Agencies
* Negotiate contracts and pricing in order to close strategic accounts

Account Executive - STLG

NAMI

*Coordinated and managed the development and implementation of the Leadership Alliance, major donor program. 
*Responsible for management of major donor and prospect records in the donor database. 
*Performed related duties in the area of Planned Giving

Development Manger, Major Gifts and Planned Giving

Operation Homefront

* Responsible for fundraising, grant writing and management, social media and increasing donor base
* Accountable for research and writing of all grants which has resulted in a 30% increase year to date
* Develop and execute end of year giving plan in 2011 that resulted in 50% increase
* Manage and lead fundraising committee to achieve financial goal for annual event
* Created a Social Media committee that has increased new followers and their participation by 50%
* Assist Chapter President in identifying and cultivating prospective individual and corporate donors
* Manage donor database and acknowledgements for all donations received

Development Associate

YWCA Charleston, WV

* Part of the Marketing and Development team for one of the largest social service non-profits in Kanawha Valley with a $4.1 million operating budget
* Event management for all fundraisers for the YWCA of Charleston
* Assist Director in implementing development strategies to support fund raising efforts
* Manage donor database and supervise all database entry staff for quality control
* Oversee calendar and materials for committees involved with the Marketing and Development Office
* Manage all administrative functions
* Close attention to detail and effective time management

Marketing and Development Associate

Howard Hanna Real Estate

* Expanded customer base through a variety of effective sales techniques
* Proven ability to sell through objections
* Established positive flow of communication with other agents, buyers and sellers, mortgage officers,title personnel and attorneys involved in the home buying and selling process
* Used successful marketing and advertising strategies that resulted in 1.5 million dollars sold in the first
six months of 2010
* Runner-up for Rookie of the Year in 2009

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