Sabeeka Ashraf

The Client Acquisition Club

Community Manager

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Social Media Manager

Birmingham City University

Accepted into the pilot scheme which paired me with 1st year students who were also studying Law but failing to pass modules. I opted for 1:1 sessions and organised: sessions, resources and was responsible for reporting back to the faculty. 
 
• Created specialised action plans for 3 under-achieving students setting objectives via 5 monthly targets, resulting in 100% progression into 2nd year.

Student Academic Mentor

I was responsible for holding our 7 elected Executive Officers to account, evaluating their actions and results in quarterly meetings. 

• Analysed and annotated submitted quarterly reports attaching detailed constructive feedback

• Initiated discussions regarding EO decisions ensuring proposals aligned with the 3 year strategic plan for the 23,000 student members

• Made recommendations regarding: Marketing/Engagement/Awareness/Campaigns

• Resolved conflict between EO, providing practical solutions to allow for more transparent communication and cooperation

• Streamlined evaluation process, increasing time in meetings to gain further insight and provide recommendations to Officers’

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Client Manager at Pivot | Mischief Maker | Copywriter

On January 8th my "one day" became DAY ONE ...

7 days earlier I downgraded my life into a suitcase. 
Hugged my family goodbye. 
Rushed into an Uber. 

Brain and body in overdrive. 

*Frick. I need to write a linky post about this* 

That afternoon I boarded my one-way flight to bangkok. 

No plan. No return. No looking back. 

We all reach a breaking point where we don't want to die wtih regret,  We know that we deserve more. That it's now or never. 

They say fear kills more dreams than failure ever will. 

I used to relate to that. Not anymore. 

I'm typing this live from Georgetown, Penang (A UNESCO world heritage site) 

Staying true to my vision I never looked back. Leaving an easy life FOR the struggles, growth, challenges. (David Goggins is my spirit animal hehe)

In the last 2+months I've shed dream killing identities. 

- fear of failing (reframed what I view as 'failure')
- fear of success (worked though my self sabotage streak etc)
- fear of being seen (started creating & posting content on socials)

It hasn't been easy... 

Doubts. Fears. Getting over the cringe haha. 

But action + exposure = small wins that grow your confidence. 

And this season is all about building AND winning. 

At this current time I'm obsessed with telling my own story on my socials. (We all have something to share right?) but we convince ourselves no one will listen. 

That's false. 

You just need to know HOW to deliver it. 

Anyways enough life story from me lolz

Here's how I fund my dream$ + help you build yours : 

I'm incredible at building relationships. 

And I can lend my top tier unmatched skills to you (DM me yourself to see it in action)

If you've launched a membership/community but it's turned into a retirement home instead then you need me to bring it back to life. 

Community management is time heavy and you need to keep on top of your members wants and needs. Oh and injecting vibrancy into it too! 

Thankfully for you, I love all that stuff!! (

DM if you need a hand. 

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Client Manager

Aidan Brannigan

Digital Content

No Boring Brands

No Boring Brands is where funny, is serious business. 

We're the content agency behind the largest businesses in the world. Brands like Palo Alto Networks, Apollo, BairesDev, Demandbase, and ClickUp trust our team of creators to create viral Memes + Skits for their brand socials. 

Book a call to learn more about our approach to social media for brands in niche markets.

Founder + CEO

Melissinos Trading

- LP at 21, made my first investment from my desk in my college apartment, $30M AUM

Limited Partner

The Marketing Millennials

- Generated $3,000,000+ in top line revenue through content
- Helped lead content strategy and distribution reaching 200M+ people/year
- Worked with team to grow marketing newsletter with 100k subscribers and UOR > 50%
- Ranked #1 Business Newsletter for 2024 by Business.com
- Directed email marketing campaign responsible for $100K+ in-person event ticket sales

Content Marketing Manager

- Hired before my senior year at The University of Maryland, worked full time while finishing a double major
- Helped scale LinkedIn company page from 230k -> 1M+ followers
- Scaled brand Instagram from 18k -> 135k+ followers
- 1.6M+ views on brand YouTube channel
- Built the largest Marketing meme page on IG

Creator

Go-to-Millions

- Worked to ensure every touchpoint consumers had with the brand was flawless.

Workweek

- Youngest full time employee at the company for 2 years, did a little bit of everything, socials, newsletters, podcasts

Overtime

- Post organic brand content contributing to 20,000,000,000+ views across all platforms
- Content writer to 200,000+ Overtime app users
- Create niche-specific content for brand with over 30M followers on social media

Medifast, Inc

- 2020, 2021 Fortune 100 Fastest Growing Company

Marketing

Impact Snacks ♻️

Head of Social

- Podcast premiered in the top 25% of podcasts worldwide

Podcast Host

- Hyper focused on turning social media attention into intention.

Head of Community

Content Creator

I create content viewed 300M times/year, driving 7 figures in revenue, but my parents still think I'm unemployed.

I’m the Founder of No Boring Brands, the content agency solving organic social for B2B SaaS.We're generating 100s of millions of organic views for our B2B clients via evergreen content.Also...- I built the largest marketing meme page on IG in less than 2 years- I'm currently trying to gaslight myself onto Under Armour's board of advisors- I lost $500k in crypto when I was 20 - I was interviewed by WSJ about memes (they never published my article lol) - I lost a spam eating contest to Joey Chestnut in front of 14,000 people- I've run meme campaigns for a $100B+ company- I can probably hit a 4 hybrid further than you- I spoke at SXSW about memes- I'm a twin- My mom checks my follower count every day and takes a screenshot, so you better follow or you'll upset her- Featured in AdAge for a skit I filmed in my bed

I do a bunch of fun stuff

My boys make fun of me, my team makes fun of me, even my clients make fun of me for the fact that I’m single.

But I decided to change that. 

In fact, I decided to set a world record, while changing that.

Clay World Records is an ongoing campaign where anyone can create Clay tables in unique scenarios to claim a World Record.

A physical Clay World Record book will be made, YOU can claim your own record and be included in the book.

And I decided to be the first ever person to build a Clay table on a clay table while on a date.

(The Clay table I built is essentially pipeline management for my love life. Forget tinder.)

To set your world record, visit this landing page: clay.com/world-records

I Make Memes for a Living | Founder & CEO @ No Boring Brands | The Agency Solving Organic Social for Niche Brands

Anybody else keep having these random webinars added to their calendars?

I get it, you have my email and want to get my attention, but is this even legal to invite me to an event like that?

I almost joined one of these last week by accident. It would've ruined my week.

Get content like this for your brand at: Noboringbrands.co

My ideal work environment for productivity:

- Coffee shop
- Tall ceilings
- Liquid Death
- Headphones
- Couple making out to the left of me
- Loud breather to my right
- Homeless man staring at me through the window
- Loud barista who seemingly cannot find Sarah who ordered a Cold Brew
- Charging port
- Empty stomach

I mean, is this really too much to ask for??

I’m a simple man.

The real reason so many SaaS brands are boring on socials??

It’s not what you’d think.

The lifespan of a marketer is dictated by one word:

Differentiation.

If you want to differentiate as a brand, let’s talk: Noboringbrands.co

i'm probably the worst possible person for you to pitch your LinkedIn ghostwriting service to

do you see how insane i am?

you'd go mad trying to write like me

We send a once monthly agency update to ~150 marketing leaders.

We share client wins, team wins, and highlight a few pieces of viral content we’ve made in the last 30 days.

The entire goal of the update is to nurture our warmest leads.

But the biggest ROI from the agency update has been something personal for me:

I added my grandparents to the email so they can get a peek into what I’m building.

Both of my grandfathers were legit business men.

One of them built and sold an insurance firm.

The other was a President for Xerox in the mid 2000s. 

My grandpa who worked at Xerox received our agency update on Friday, where I shared a little bit about our sales process.

He replied, mentioning how he is really into retirement and doesn’t think about work much, 

But he said the email reminded him of the Xerox professional selling approach. 

And he provided a full breakdown of their SPIN selling process.

Something about being able to share my early career with the wisdom of both of my sharp grandfathers is quite literally the coolest thing I think I’ve experienced.

Work life harmony in full pursuit here.

Here’s something ground breaking:

If you want your brand to be witty on socials, the person making the content needs to be witty.

If you want your brand to be polished on socials, the person making the content needs to be polished.

If you want your brand to be unhinged on socials, the person making the content needs to be unhinged.

Luckily all of these are skills that can be learned.

But companies seem to overlook the importance of matching the talent they hire for social media with their goals of how they want to show up on socials.

Don’t expect the vet marketer you hired in 2018 who isn’t clever, to suddenly create clever content for your niche brand overnight because you decided you want to take a page our of Ryan Air’s book.

Like anything, it’s a skill that needs to be built.

Or you can skip the growing pains and hire outside help. 

Noboringbrands.co

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Want to know the MOST underrated sales tactic for 2026? 

You wouldn’t believe it.

Paid is the shorter term solution.

Organic is the longer term solution.

If you have a budget, throwing money on paid will get you more immediate results.

But over time, achieving those same results will become increasingly more expensive.

Whereas throwing money towards organic will easily take 90+ days to see results.

But over time, achieving those same results will become increasingly cheaper.

If you stop spending on paid, that leadflow will immediately shut off.

If you stop spending money investing in organic, the algorithm will still push ALL of your content 24/7. 

Both paid and organic have a role in your social strategy, confusing their roles is what gets you in trouble as a social media manager.

Paid, immediate results, short term solution.

Organic, slower results, long term solution.

underrated ROI of going full time on No Boring Brands?

i legitimately cannot remember the last time i was on a meeting i didn't want to be on.

also, i legitimately cannot remember the last time i was able to passively be in a meeting.

you know, the classic camera off "nothing from my end, thanks" type contribution.

every single meeting has a purpose.

every single meeting requires full attention.

pretty sweet.

this is me talking about making memes for a living btw.

I’m in NYC.

Get some breakfast.

Head right to a coworking space.

First thing I do there? Go right to the bathroom.

The train ride and oatmeal caught up to me.

I sit down in the middle of three stalls.

There’s a dude in the stall to the left.

There’s a dude in the stall to the right.

At first I sat down locked in on my mission.

But after 10 minutes I began to take notice of the fellas to my right and left.

They were grinding.

Working hard on their mission.

Suddenly I felt an energy.

The guy in the stall to my right said something.

"Can I get some TP??"

It was no longer just about my mission.

I reach down, grab some extra TP for him.

Hand it under the stall.

My mindset changed, we're now a team. All grinding for a common end goal.

Just three brothers doing their duty in the dimly lit bathroom of the 5th floor Regus in Manhattan.

I didn’t get to shake their hands but I would’ve loved to.

So now I’m posting this with hopes that they see this.

#thoughtleadership #teambuilding #shitposting

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SMMs when one of their posts finally goes viral...

for memes like this for your brand, book a call: noboringbrands.co

So it just gets dark at 430 now? 

Like I haven’t even eaten lunch yet bro. Relax.

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