Tasleem Ahmad Fateh

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"I love you but..."
(This is sentence #1)

"I love you but I'm married"
(This is sentence #2)

Whenever i get hit on in the DMs I use sentence #2 as my reply.

It instantly ends the conversation.

Now imagine if I replied with the first sentence instead...

The person on the other end would start thinking:

He loves me but maybe he's gay
He loves me but maybe he's not gay
He loves me but maybe he's unsure
He loves me but may he's into rabbits more...

Basically sentence #1 will give them 500 times more incentive to try and FIND more information.

Sentence 2 will simply end the conversation...

The same applies to your hooks On LinkedIn.

Don't write a hook that ends the conversation.

Write a hook that wants them to read MORE. 

Si? 

Thanks for coming to my Teddy talk.

I supply words to the rich and busy. Part Owner of the “MEME team” and responsible for bringing fun back to LinkedIn, one meme at a time.

Aidan Brannigan

Digital Content

I create content viewed 300M times/year, driving 7 figures in revenue, but my parents still think I'm unemployed.

I’m the Founder of No Boring Brands, the content agency behind the highest performing brands on socials.

We're generating 100s of millions of organic views for our clients. 

Also...

- I built the largest marketing meme page on IG in less than 2 years
- I lost $500k in crypto when I was 20 
- I've been featured in WSJ and AdAge
- I lost a spam eating contest to Joey Chestnut in front of 14,000 people 
- I've run meme campaigns for a $100B+ company
- I spoke at SXSW about memes
- I'm currently trying to gaslight myself onto Under Armour's board of advisors
- I own a network of work meme pages on IG with a following of 130,000 doing 15,000,000 views/month

Creator

I do a bunch of fun stuff

I Make Memes for a Living | Founder & CEO @ No Boring Brands | The Agency Solving Organic Social for Niche Brands

graphical user interface, text, application, chat or text message

I’m hiring 3 full-time (W2, not 1099) in-person (Baltimore) creator roles in the next 45 days to be a part of No Boring Brands.

Full job posting for each role is going live in ~7 days.

Do with this information what you will…


✉️ aidan@noboringbrands.co

I chose an unorthodox route after college.

I didn’t take a job in corporate, instead I moved to Austin and worked at a startup.

After a year living there I moved to Baltimore to go full time on my business, No Boring Brands.

And I get asked a lot about measuring success.

Unlike a lot of other people, I don’t measure success in dollars.

And that’s because I have no money. 

#entrepreneurial

I Make Memes for a Living | Founder & CEO @ No Boring Brands | The Agency Behind the Highest Performing Brands on Social

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Am I jealous of people my age with corporate jobs?

No.

2 of my paychecks equal one of theirs. Do the math on that.

I’m doing just fine.

Noboringbrands.co

I just turned 25. That’s surreal to say out loud.

And I felt like giving back today. I wanted to provide some value.

So in honor of my 25th birthday, here are 25 things

when someone on your team tells you they can't come into work because of snow (they work remotely)

noboringbrands.co

People talk a lot of crap on LinkedIn's notifications.

But bro, are you kidding me Instagram? 

Thank you for letting me know that itsjesslyon and 60,540 others liked my post.

Much wow, very valuable.

This world is sick.

Baltimore got 6 inches of snow and 2 inches of ice this weekend. It hasn't been above 30 degrees.

And some a**hole left this little guy outside overnight.

I'm done with people.

To help the little guy out, visit noboringbrands.co

I’m 25 and building long term wealth.

Why?

Great question. It’s not what you’d think.

It’s because short term I’m absolutely screwed. 🔥

#enterpreneur #rich

I’m a little disappointed in my ability to close.

We had 3 brands interested in working with us at SXSW.

I felt our Offer was rock solid:

Brand pays us $10k. And the only requirement is that there are no requirements. Let us cook.

And none of them pulled the trigger.

Mistake.

The amount of attention they would’ve gotten…

Channels totaling 160,000 followers, doing 20M views/month across LI, IG, and TikTok.

We’re going to be in a content house for 7 days with 5 other creators whose names you absolutely know.

We’re going to have a videographer with us for 3 days.

And most importantly, you’re going to have me in the content.

Last year at SXSW I belly flopped into a CLOSED DOWN pool for content with Sprout Social.

Last year at SXSW I snuck into TWO YouTuber meet ups. One with AJ Eckstein 🧩 Eckstein, one with Joshua Smith.

Last year I walked 20,000 steps/day, walked into every single event whether I had a pass or not.

And I’m going to do it again this year, documenting everything. Who wants their logo to be a part of it all?

$10k. Oh and the only requirement is that there are no requirements. Let us cook.

Outfit of the day.

So eager to provide some value to the shareholders.

New challenge for myself the rest of the week:

Only using the "suggested reply" option in Gmail.

This is going to ruin relationships.

"Hey Aidan, let's touch base next week. I have a funeral to attend to on Thursday that is bogging me down for the week."

"No worries – we can put the "fun" in funeral on our catch up next week David."

three things:

1) just booked my flight to Austin for SXSW in March
2) i am looking for a brand to pay me $10,000 with zero creative restrictions and zero brief to get them a boatload of content while at SXSW

serious inquiries only

Sharks, I am still seeking a $10k investment…

From a brand who wants me to get them content while attending SXSW.

I only have 2 requirements, you wire me $10k and the other is that there are no requirements. Just let me cook.

3 interested so far 👀

sometimes i just be forgetting shit

like that was important, why did i forget it

12 hours to respond is a skill issue.

Speed isn’t a nice-to-have in GTM.

This is why teams use Clay 👇

• Route inbound the second it hits
• Enrich leads instantly
• Trigger outbound before the prospect forgets why they filled out the form
• Build GTM workflows that don’t rely on Jacob’s cortisol levels

#claypartner

I mean this with full offense to Utah, 

I am seeing substantially too much content about Utah on my Linkedin timeline

#whatisutah

There’s no way I’d rather spend my birthday 

Noboringbrands.co

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