Tasleem Ahmad Fateh

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Hosting a Community of Creator's where we uncover the latest and greatest in personal branding strategies! With a vision to uncover the best ways to establish your authority online and monetise your personal brand!

Congratulations LinkedIn Purity Police 👏 
YOU’VE DONE IT!

Nobody sounds like AI anymore.
Now we all sound like assholes instead.

Because apparently the new LinkedIn sport is “spot the  AI copy”:

“That’s an em dash. AI.”
“That’s a listicle. AI.”
“That sentence flowed too well. AI.”

Bro…

Sometimes a good writer is just a good writer.

You’re not morally superior because you didn’t use ChatGPT.

It doesn’t make you Stephen King.
It doesn’t even make you Budget King.

Here’s what actually matters in writing:

Make people feel something.
Make them think something.
Make them do something.

(Yeah I just used the rule of three, suck it.)

Good writing isn’t “human” or “AI.”

Good writing is whatever lands.

Judge the post by the impact.

Not by whether it includes an em dash.

OK?

Posting on LinkedIn is already hard as it is. 

So what if Tom used a little tool? 

Don't pick on Tom. 

Anyway…

I’m about to use an em dash AND a listicle in my next post.

Arrest me.

K thanks bye.

I supply words to the rich and busy. Part Owner of the “MEME team” and responsible for bringing fun back to LinkedIn, one meme at a time.

"I love you but..."
(This is sentence #1)

"I love you but I'm married"
(This is sentence #2)

Whenever i get hit on in the DMs I use sentence #2 as my reply.

It instantly ends the conversation.

Now imagine if I replied with the first sentence instead...

The person on the other end would start thinking:

He loves me but maybe he's gay
He loves me but maybe he's not gay
He loves me but maybe he's unsure
He loves me but may he's into rabbits more...

Basically sentence #1 will give them 500 times more incentive to try and FIND more information.

Sentence 2 will simply end the conversation...

The same applies to your hooks On LinkedIn.

Don't write a hook that ends the conversation.

Write a hook that wants them to read MORE. 

Si? 

Thanks for coming to my Teddy talk.

I've done UNSPEAKABLE THINGS for clients...

For example:

None of this was in the contract, but I did it anyway:

1) Find them a boyfriend. (It didn't work)
2) Fire people on their behalf.
3) Counsel them through a divorce.
4) Help them move money overseas (50k)
5) Pick their outfit for a keynote (yes, seriously)
6) Plan their wedding.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done for a client…

or had a client ask you to do?

I need to know I’m not alone 😅

Also tell me.

Did I do the right thing or should I have stuck by the agreement only? 

(No wrong answers, I'm genuinely curious)

Rookie Storytelling on LinkedIn: 

1. My partner cheated and I learnt about the attention economy
2. I used to be broke now I'm rich. (Buy my course to learn how)
3. I burned dinner and understood the value of multitasking.
4. I got lost hiking and discovered my career path.
5. My dog died and taught me writing. 

These stories might get you reactions. 
But they won't get you sales. 

Instead,

Expert Storytelling on LinkedIn: 

1. Your origin story (whotf are you and why are you here?) 
2. Your transformation story (How did you become good?) 
3. Your reflective story (What did you learn?) 
4. Your purpose story (Why are you doing this?) 
5. Your client story (How did you help someone else?) 

You can tell these using Ash's 6P framework. 

Protagonist: Who is this story about?
Present: Where does this story start? 
Problem: What was the challenge they faced?
Pit: What was the lowest point for them?
Progress: How did they get out of the pit?
Power: How did they regain their power? 

(Save this for whenever you decide to actually do it)

Whether you are looking for a job or looking for a client. 

These 5 stories will help you establish authority.

Now tell me, 

Why did you learn about B2B sales from marrying your partner? 😂👇

The Final Code

Operations Manager

Zarkini Media 

Lead Generation

The Exodus Generation

- Audited existing Google Ads Campaigns to find issues and optimize performance.

- Restructured ad groups, keywords, and ad copy to maintain Google best practices.

- Conducted A/B split testing of ad copy and landing pages to increase CTR, lower CPC, increase conversions, and improve quality score.

- Tracked search engine traffic, bounce rate, and conversion rate to monitor the website and analyze data through Google Analytics 4.

- Built out new Google Ads Campaigns using proper account structure and best practices.

- Implemented proper organization of ad groups, keyword match types, negative keywords, device segmentation, and ad extensions.

- Increased relevant traffic through keyword analysis and optimization.

- Used Analytics to assess visitor behavior and make adjustments to paid campaigns and organic search strategies.

- Optimized landing pages to improve Ad Quality Scores.

- Used the Keyword Planner to write the best headlines and descriptions for responsive search ads.

- Tracked KPIs and tested and iterated to achieve the best conversions.

- Constantly learned and implemented strategies to achieve real results.

- Used Google Analytics to evaluate search campaign performance and website traffic.

- Optimized landing pages for lead conversions using lead capture form.

- Utilized external tools for optimal keyword research (SemRush, Spyfu, and Google search box/recommendations).

- Used Google Analytics, SEM Rush, and Ahrefs to analyze campaign performance and develop strategies to reach growth targets.

Google Ads

JobPrepped

- Learned to manage and optimize Google Ad Accounts: implemented proper account structure.

- Learned to create and optimize copy for landing pages and PPC ads to increase conversion rates.

- Learned best practices for all social media platforms

- Learned best practices for email marketing.

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Utilized Instagram accounts to maximize reach and conversions. My roles have ranged from content creation, scheduling posts, and growth strategies.

Freelance Social Media Manager

Digital Strategy | PPC | Digital Marketer

My digital marketing journey began running eCommerce sites linked to large Instagram Theme Pages with 70k+ followers.

 I later explored paid ads and liked it.

New to the ad industry, I'm eager to showcase my potential! 

I'm here to ease your advertising stress, tailoring strategies to meet your goals, whether it's boosting sales, increasing website traffic, or enhancing brand awareness.

For me, effective advertising isn't just about reaching the right people; it's about crafting compelling stories that resonate emotionally with your audience, leaving a lasting impact.

Why Should You Hire/Work With Me:
🤝 I'm Tenacious
🤝 I believe in hard work and execution of promises. 
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