Penfriend

Penfriend is the best goddamn AI content generation tool out there. Built from my last 10 years of content advising that's resulted in $30.6m in revenue for clients from organic traffic.

We're building Penfriend to be the toolbox for your content team to win in 2024.

Co-Founder and CMO

The Penny Drop

Head Writer

fivethreeoh

Creating SEO sprints to take your SaaS's content team to the first page. Turning 12 months of SEO into 12 weeks.

Founder

Explor Digital

GrowthMinds

Head of SEO

Content Hacker and SEO Strategist at GrowthMinds

Growth Hacker

Walsh - Structural and Civil Engineers

4D visualisation

⚡£23M revenue from Organic Growth for SaaS with Content Marketing Sprints | Storytelling, SEO and Content Marketing ⚡️

Your AI content sucks.
Your competitors' AI content sucks.
Everyone's AI content sucks.

And you know what's worse? You're all paying through the nose for it.

While you're sitting there wrestling with prompts like a cat trying to open a doorknob, we've built something that actually works. Because unlike every other "revolutionary AI tool" (looking at you, [REDACTED]), we know it takes more than 10 prompts and a prayer to write content that doesn't sound like it was outsourced to a drunk toddler.

We use 450+ prompts. Overkill? Maybe. But at least our stuff doesn't read like it was written by an AI having an existential crisis.

Some receipts for the skeptics:
↳ Slapped 400 blogs on our site = 10x traffic in 3 months
↳ Halved content budgets while 5x-ing output (yeah, your Content Manager's been lying about costs)
↳ Helped tiny startups pimp-slap Fortune 500s right off page 1

After a decade watching the B2B content circus, I've seen every "game-changing" tool and "revolutionary" AI writer. Most of them belong in the same trash bin as your last strategic plan.

Here's the uncomfortable truth: Your investors aren't buying your "we're playing the long game" BS anymore. They want to see organic traction, and your three LinkedIn posts from 2023 aren't cutting it.

You need Penfriend.ai if:
✓ Your competitors are living rent-free at the top of Google while you're still "building awareness"
✓ VCs are ghosting you because your "organic presence" looks like a digital ghost town
✓ You're burning cash on content that reads like it was plagiarized from a terms of service agreement
✓ You're ready to stop being the industry's wallflower and start being its problem child

Sound familiar? Then you're exactly who we're looking for.

The hard truth? You suck at AI. But it's not your fault. You've been sold a lie by companies who think "AI writing" means letting GPT go wild after a two-prompt foreplay.

We fixed it. Because someone had to.

DM me "PAGE ONE" and I'll show you how we're helping companies terrorize their competition online.

P.S. If you're happy with generic, soulless AI content that sounds like everyone else's, this probably isn't for you. And that's okay. Someone has to keep the internet boring.

Tim Hanson

Pinnacle Pet Group

SEO Content Manager

Spruced Up Content

I help agencies and brands in the travel, sport & lifestyle sectors own their tone and smash their way up the search results. How do I do this? Simple. I show your audience that you know the most about your "thing". 

Previous clients include awesome brands and agencies like: Spicy Margarita, TrioSEO, Brother, Dinosaur, OurDogsLife, Futera, Reels in Motion, Drop Zero Digital

Don't be shy. If you like the cut of my jib, drop me a DM and let's chat about your project.

Freelance Content Writer

Blue Bay Travel

Content Manager

Content Lead

Content Executive

Content Writer

Swansway Group

Marketing Executive

e2 Lighting

Sales, Marketing and Social Media Marketing

Pontoon Solutions

Recruitment Co-ordintor

Working both as part of two teams for two large accounts and having sole ownership of another, I am responsible for the production and revising of contracts whilst maintaining databases and actioning reports. 

Other keys areas of the role include on-boarding new contractors and, conversely, raising termination documentation whilst managing the off-boarding process with the exiting contractor. 

Working as a point of contact supporting contractors onsite by answering queries and managing contract renewals. Maintaining a positive relationship with all key stakeholders and other teams within all processes. 

Demonstrating good knowledge of all Microsoft Office packages to work on, and raise, various reports on Excel including missing timesheet and contract renewal reports. I also showcase my sound knowledge of Publisher by contributing to and editing the monthly office newsletter.  

Successfully managing a busy workload whilst supporting the wider team with other key accounts and ensuring good morale throughout.

Contractor Service Co-Ordinator- Lloyds Banking Group and Bank of New York Mellon

hyphen Workforce Solutions

Recruitment delivery for major clients across the UK. Specialising in defence and engineering sectors.

Service Delivery Consultant

Goalkeeper Magazine

General reporter gathering exclusive news, reviews and interviews with professionals, equipment companies and other industry leaders.

Reporter

Staffordshire Newsletter

Learning the ropes as a junior reporter whilst studying at University. Speaking to local sports clubs and athletes regarding successes and exclusive pieces. Editing and subbing pages for the sports section of the paper, working to fit relative stories into weekly publication. Headed own sports feature column regarding the changing nature of local sport called Club Focus. 
Column was centered around promoting sport in the area and getting more people active. 
Through raising awareness as a result of the coloumn, we were able to action getting more youth members into sports clubs.
Subsequently asked to return to the paper in the following September when sports news was at a premium again.

Trainee Sports Reporter

Running a B2C or eCommerce brand is tougher than riding a unicycle without a seat. 

You're trying to reach your audience while juggling everything ownership throws at you.

So let me help you punch through. 

"How can you help?!" I hear you cry. 

Well... I've created hundreds of blogs in my time and dominated page 1 with thousands of ranking keywords.  

Here's what I can do for you:

🌲Supercharge your blog with content that a) educates b) resonates and c) converts 
🌲Implement optimised content that pushes your brand onto Page 1
🌲Put a rocket under your organic traffic numbers
🌲Punch up your web copy to drive more customers 
🌲Help with social content/strategy 
🌲Or a combination of all those 

Plus, if you're in any of these niches, even better. Because I love 'em and they love me: 

🐶 Pets 
⚽ Sports 
🎵 Music
🛒 eCommerce 
🏬 B2C platforms

For more info on how I can help you, I'm a pretty relaxed character, so just drop me a DM. Or email sprucedupcontent@gmail.com

Tom Spruce

taplio

The Battle

Tim Hanson

Tom Spruce

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