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Your AI content sucks.
Your competitors' AI content sucks.
Everyone's AI content sucks.

And you know what's worse? You're all paying through the nose for it.

While you're sitting there wrestling with prompts like a cat trying to open a doorknob, we've built something that actually works. Because unlike every other "revolutionary AI tool" (looking at you, [REDACTED]), we know it takes more than 10 prompts and a prayer to write content that doesn't sound like it was outsourced to a drunk toddler.

We use 450+ prompts. Overkill? Maybe. But at least our stuff doesn't read like it was written by an AI having an existential crisis.

Some receipts for the skeptics:
↳ Slapped 400 blogs on our site = 10x traffic in 3 months
↳ Halved content budgets while 5x-ing output (yeah, your Content Manager's been lying about costs)
↳ Helped tiny startups pimp-slap Fortune 500s right off page 1

After a decade watching the B2B content circus, I've seen every "game-changing" tool and "revolutionary" AI writer. Most of them belong in the same trash bin as your last strategic plan.

Here's the uncomfortable truth: Your investors aren't buying your "we're playing the long game" BS anymore. They want to see organic traction, and your three LinkedIn posts from 2023 aren't cutting it.

You need Penfriend.ai if:
✓ Your competitors are living rent-free at the top of Google while you're still "building awareness"
✓ VCs are ghosting you because your "organic presence" looks like a digital ghost town
✓ You're burning cash on content that reads like it was plagiarized from a terms of service agreement
✓ You're ready to stop being the industry's wallflower and start being its problem child

Sound familiar? Then you're exactly who we're looking for.

The hard truth? You suck at AI. But it's not your fault. You've been sold a lie by companies who think "AI writing" means letting GPT go wild after a two-prompt foreplay.

We fixed it. Because someone had to.

DM me "PAGE ONE" and I'll show you how we're helping companies terrorize their competition online.

P.S. If you're happy with generic, soulless AI content that sounds like everyone else's, this probably isn't for you. And that's okay. Someone has to keep the internet boring.

Tim Hanson

Content to die for | Sophisticated copywriting & LinkedIn growth services for Founders & Entrepreneurs | LinkedIn Strategy for personal & business brands | Not a pain in the neck | Founder @ Vampire Digital

For thinkers, for seekers, for anyone feeling the tension of being human in an over-automated world. 

For those who are tired of noise, shortcuts, and of being spoon-fed content that demands nothing of them…If you are tired of all the clickbait… I offer you Thinkbait.

Beyond better content, Thinkbait is a rebellion, a call to think deeper, write truer, and create with intention at a time when speed is worshipped above substance. 

It’s my answer to a cultural moment that prizes automation over imagination, and optimisation over originality.

Creating the Thinkbait way means choosing depth over dopamine. 

It means writing that stays with your reader long after they scroll further, and language that refuses to flatten itself for the algorithm.

My work explores what it means to stay human in a system increasingly built to replace human nuance. 

I write about the philosophical implications of AI, the erosion of creative integrity, and the slow extinction of thought in an age obsessed with efficiency.

I am a Human Intelligence Defender and AI Commentator, speaking on the future of creativity, the ethics of automation, and the irreplaceable intelligence of the human mind.

With over seven years of experience working with global SaaS, B2B, and tech founders, from Harvard and MIT researchers to reality TV personalities, I’ve helped leaders build audiences that think, feel, and follow. 

My agency, Vampire Digital, is positioned as a deliberate resistance to the AI-content flood: a home for human writing that converts through connection.

Before founding Vampire Digital, I spent twelve years in corporate communications and began my career as a journalist, writing investigative pieces and cultural commentary that demanded rigour, and truth-telling — qualities that now underpin every story my team and I craft for clients.

If you’re seeking a keynote speaker, AI ethics panellist, or media voice who can translate the human condition into intelligent conversation, I’d love to collaborate. 

As a champion of human thought and creativity, I’m not afraid of voicing my stance, even if that means going against the grain.

And if you’re a founder, investor, or thought leader ready to break out of the content hamster wheel and create something extraordinary, my team and I can help you:

❗️ Command attention in your industry ❗️ Attract high-value clients while you focus on your business ❗️ Position yourself as the undisputed authority in your field

Let’s build something that outlives the algorithm. 👉🏼 https://calendly.com/vampiredigital/intro-with-zsike

Zsike Peter 🧛🏻‍♀️

Are you up for being part of something before it’s fully built?

I’m opening a very small beta for CoMamma – a platform I’m building for single and solo-by-choice mothers who are tired of doing everything alone and pretending it’s fine.

This is a build-with-me phase rather than a polished launch.

So, this is the rough plan so far:

• I’m looking for a handful of beta testers
• You’ll get free lifetime access to all Premium features
• In return, I’ll ask for honesty, friction, and feedback

And we might as well make this a little fun:
🔥 One beta tester will be randomly selected to WIN a copy of my book, Thinkbait. 🔥

Who this is for:
--> Single or solo mums
--> Mothers who see the value in community, boundaries, and shared load

How to get involved:
Register your profile on CoMamma - and that’s it for now. 

https://comamma.com

Please, please share this with your network - I’d be forever grateful. 🙏🏻

Also, I am looking for a technical cofounder with a strong backend developer background. Do you know anyone? Please tag them here!


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Hi  👋🏼
I'm Zsike, founder of two businesses, author, speaker, and single-by-choice mum of two. I'm building CoMamma, the digital village I wish I had during some challenging times on this journey.

Zsike Peter 🧠

Free calls attract tire kickers…
Paid calls attract intent.

£150 for half an hour is about psychological commitment. 
When someone pays, the whole feel of the conversation changes and you get significantly less vague ambitions or ‘just picking your brain questions. 

Founders who pay for these sessions then tend to show up with more honesty, readiness, real practical questions, and they follow-through.

The work I do does not reward dabblers.

I’m currently deep in client projects, including one that involves flying to Berlin to shoot a secret documentary for Thinkbait. More on that in due course… But I’m seriously struggling to contain my excitement!

There’s also a panel discussion coming up at Google HQ in London. Again, more to be revealed soon.

None of this arrived overnight, and definitely none of it came from marketing dude bro hacks.
All of it materialised from taking LinkedIn seriously three years ago, and staying consistent long after the novelty wore off.

That’s why I’m opening two strategy consultations this month for you if you are ready to take LinkedIn seriously. 

Thirty minutes for £150. If we end up working together, that amount is deducted from your first month’s investment.

I won’t promise silver bullets and I most definitely won’t hand you a template and wish you luck.

I won’t encourage you to panic-prompt ChatGPT because your competitor spat out 37 fifty shades of beige posts this week and now their posts are going viral because of the bot farm they’re secretly paying for.

What I WILL help you do is build a presence that compounds without burning you out or turning you into a parody of yourself.

If you won’t invest £150 in clarity, you definitely won’t invest six months in consistency.

Serious people usually recognise that immediately.
The link’s here if you’re one of them:
https://lnkd.in/ey5TPui9

Are you a solo mother, or do you know anyone who is in your network?

I’m working on something I believe is genuinely needed for single and solo mums – rooted in safety, trust, and the reality of carrying the load largely alone.

Nothing is being sold, and there’s no launch announcement waiting in the wings right now... I would just like to find out some answers by listening properly while I build this new thing.

If you are a single or solo mother, I’d be deeply grateful if you could spare around 5 minutes to complete this short, anonymous survey.

If you are not, but you know someone who is, please tag them of forward this post onto them in a DM.

This is about understanding what would be essential, what would be nice to have, and what would be entirely unwelcome in a support-focused app and community for mums doing this on their own.

I'm also looking for beta testers for my new app. Please, please sign up as a user. I'd love to get some feedback from any solo / single mums to see if this is something they'd like to have. All beta testers will get lifetime premium access for free.

https://lnkd.in/ehnu7pYD

Please share with your network, repost etc - all of this would be massively helpful for me to reach the right people for this project. Thank you!

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