Billion $ Story

Founder

SPRYNT

Sold workshops led by professionals from Amazon, IBM and Google to corporate clients and startups.

Co-Founder

June Fund

$100M VC firm headed by Google's Chief Business Officer Philipp Schindler

Principal

Heilemann Ventures

Investment Team

iZettle

Operations & Business Development

Deloitte

Made pretty slide decks and spreadsheets very few people ever looked at.

Consulting

I help startup founders raise $1-10 million from VCs with a Billion $ Story | ex-VC at $100M firm by Google board member

Fundraising can be brutal.

After talking to 4,000+ founders over the last 10 years,

I’ve discovered three core problems most of them face (and how to solve them):

1/ You can’t book enough investor meetings
2/ Investors don’t see the potential of your business
3/ They pass on you with bullsh*t feedback or ghost you

Each of them alone could end your run.

If these sound familiar it’s likely because you’ve taken fundraising advice from the wrong people.

And that has resulted in an absolute grind of a fundraise.

Something you don’t care to repeat.

I get it because I’ve been there.

And it’s not your fault.

The internet is a noisy place, and those with no experience often speak the loudest.

Why should you listen to me then?

Because I’ve experienced fundraising from all angles:

→ I was a VC
→ I’ve raised money myself
→ I’ve helped 100+ founders raise $1-10 million rounds

And I can tell you why it’s been a grind for you…

Because venture capital isn’t like most markets.

It’s top-heavy.

It’s feast or famine.

I was a VC for a $100M firm led by one of the most powerful men in tech

…and I’ve seen the reality:

A few outliers get more money than they could ever spend. The rest fight for table scraps.

Because VCs only look for one thing:

Future billion $ companies.

Outliers.

They want founders who can bend reality to their will.

Ordinary pitch advice, generic deck templates, and cookie-cutter narratives won’t cut it.

If you follow the ordinary path, will that make you look extraordinary?

Never.

You’ll drown in a sea of sameness with 90% of pitches.

To create something unique you need an intense approach.

That’s why my help is tailor-made for founders:

1/ I’ll show you how to get 80-100 warm investor connections and book meetings

2/ Together we’ll craft your unique Billion $ Story that will make investors chase you

3/ You’ll learn how to apply my tactics and investor psychology to create conviction and FOMO and close your round

Does it work?

Here’s what my client Frank Gu - currently building his second billion $ business - says:

"Uli is an amazing storyteller, period.

If you're anything like me and tend to overthink things with that extra critical and logical voice in your head, do yourself a favor and book a session with Uli immediately.

He will make your story shine, you won't regret it!"

Interested?

Just DM me “billion$story” and let’s have a chat

Uli Kuenzel

Equipzilla

Equipzilla tiene un funcionamiento muy sencillo. En solo 3 pasos podrás acceder a todo tipo de maquinaria industrial que necesites. 

Nos dices el trabajo que vas a realizar, dónde y cuándo lo realizarás. Solo tienes que rellenar un formulario con las informaciones básicas de tu trabajo , para que podamos ofrecerte máquinas de las características más adecuadas.

Buscamos en nuestro catálogo, entre más de 500 alquiladores de maquinaria industrial de primer nivel. Seleccionamos los alquiladores que se encuentren más cerca de tu ubicación, con los mejores precios y máquinas de todas las características que se adecúen a tu obra.

Te ponemos en contacto con el alquilador que prefieras y recibes la máquina estés donde estés.

CEO & Co-Founder

OPTIMUS, S.A.

Miembro del Consejo de Administración

Hoteles Garbí

ProntoPiso

Chairman (Non-Exec) & Co-Founder

Executive Chairman & Co-Founder

CENTURY 21®

Vice President Sales

Prodigia Capital

Interim Sales Manager

PGA Catalunya Resort

Real Estate Director

Engel & Völkers España

Division Director

IDOMIA

Idomia (antes Arquitectura a la Carta) - Primer Comparador de Servicios de Arquitectura y Construcción - www.idomia.com
Responsabilidades:
- General Management
- Venta de servicios y captación de clientes.

Founder and Manager Barcelona

GE Capital Real Estate

Asset Manager

Soy un emprendedor apasionado por la tecnología y la innovación, con más de dos décadas de experiencia en la creación y escalado de plataformas digitales y marketplaces. Actualmente, soy CEO y fundador de Equipzilla, el principal marketplace en España y México para la gestión de maquinaria en alquiler, venta y renting.

Tengo experiencia en el levantamiento de rondas de inversión en capital y deuda, así como en el desarrollo y expansión de modelos de negocio escalables en distintos sectores.

📍 ¿Qué hacemos en Equipzilla?
A través de nuestra red de proveedores de equipos, ayudamos a empresas de construcción, industria, ingeniería y eventos a acceder a maquinaria especializada. Además, estamos desarrollando un software SaaS de gestión de flotas y agentes de IA especializados en maquinaria y construcción para mejorar la eficiencia operativa.

💡 ¿Cómo podemos colaborar?
Si buscas optimizar la gestión de maquinaria o explorar soluciones digitales en el sector, estaré encantado de hablar contigo.

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