Billion $ Story

Founder

SPRYNT

Sold workshops led by professionals from Amazon, IBM and Google to corporate clients and startups.

Co-Founder

June Fund

$100M VC firm headed by Google's Chief Business Officer Philipp Schindler

Principal

Heilemann Ventures

Investment Team

iZettle

Operations & Business Development

Deloitte

Made pretty slide decks and spreadsheets very few people ever looked at.

Consulting

I help startup founders raise $1-10 million from VCs with a Billion $ Story | ex-VC at $100M firm by Google board member

Fundraising can be brutal.

After talking to 4,000+ founders over the last 10 years,

I’ve discovered three core problems most of them face (and how to solve them):

1/ You can’t book enough investor meetings
2/ Investors don’t see the potential of your business
3/ They pass on you with bullsh*t feedback or ghost you

Each of them alone could end your run.

If these sound familiar it’s likely because you’ve taken fundraising advice from the wrong people.

And that has resulted in an absolute grind of a fundraise.

Something you don’t care to repeat.

I get it because I’ve been there.

And it’s not your fault.

The internet is a noisy place, and those with no experience often speak the loudest.

Why should you listen to me then?

Because I’ve experienced fundraising from all angles:

→ I was a VC
→ I’ve raised money myself
→ I’ve helped 100+ founders raise $1-10 million rounds

And I can tell you why it’s been a grind for you…

Because venture capital isn’t like most markets.

It’s top-heavy.

It’s feast or famine.

I was a VC for a $100M firm led by one of the most powerful men in tech

…and I’ve seen the reality:

A few outliers get more money than they could ever spend. The rest fight for table scraps.

Because VCs only look for one thing:

Future billion $ companies.

Outliers.

They want founders who can bend reality to their will.

Ordinary pitch advice, generic deck templates, and cookie-cutter narratives won’t cut it.

If you follow the ordinary path, will that make you look extraordinary?

Never.

You’ll drown in a sea of sameness with 90% of pitches.

To create something unique you need an intense approach.

That’s why my help is tailor-made for founders:

1/ I’ll show you how to get 80-100 warm investor connections and book meetings

2/ Together we’ll craft your unique Billion $ Story that will make investors chase you

3/ You’ll learn how to apply my tactics and investor psychology to create conviction and FOMO and close your round

Does it work?

Here’s what my client Frank Gu - currently building his second billion $ business - says:

"Uli is an amazing storyteller, period.

If you're anything like me and tend to overthink things with that extra critical and logical voice in your head, do yourself a favor and book a session with Uli immediately.

He will make your story shine, you won't regret it!"

Interested?

Just DM me “billion$story” and let’s have a chat

Uli Kuenzel

Filippo Nigro

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𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐔𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 8 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞.
Deliver smartphone-based health screening in the pocket of everyone.
“As AI improves, every person will have a world-class AI doctor in their pocket—spanning all specialties, detecting conditions months earlier.”

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐰𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐩-1% 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐩. 
That requires high intensity, high speed, and high creativity.
Extraordinary outcomes require extraordinary effort. There’s no other way.
And early hires define everything: culture, speed, standards, execution. They determine whether we win or lose.

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲:

1. 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝
You must work at extra speed, iterate fast, learn fast, ship fast.
Speed is the only real startup advantage.

2. 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲
You must feel the vision in your belly. Belief matters when reality pushes back (and it will).

3. 𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 + 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲
Clear goals, autonomy, responsibility. Outcomes > tasks. 
You push the extra mile because you care, not because someone asks.

4. 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 (≈70 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬/𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤)
Extraordinary results require extraordinary effort.
Top-1% companies compress years of iteration into quarters.
Top-1% athletes who win the Olympics train twice a day every day.
Top-1% startups work hard, move fast, and think constantly.
 If this feels forced or wrong in your gut, do not apply. Intensity must be intrinsic, not imposed.

5. 𝐈𝐧-𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
We build together. Collaboration, creativity, culture, and speed compound faster in person. 

We are not optimizing for comfort. We are optimizing for impact.
𝐈𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬: 𝐃𝐌 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲. 
𝐈𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲. These expectations are truly non-negotiable.

𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: 

• 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫 (𝐱2): https://lnkd.in/d5rT3cU2
• 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐒𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭: https://lnkd.in/dTHSHt3Q
• 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐭𝐡/𝐆𝐓𝐌 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫: https://lnkd.in/d6prAwjy
• 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐫: https://lnkd.in/d-KSB-sW
• 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫: https://lnkd.in/dtDH3wDN

🚨 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 - 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐩𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 - 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 - 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 🥊 

We’re looking for 6 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 & 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐭𝐡-𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐬 to co-create the future of digital preventive care with us: 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲. 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝. Real and honest collaboration. 

🤝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥 
• Your clinic's 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐩𝐩 delivered in one week, with 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 customization 
• You 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭 to 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤-𝐢𝐧𝐬 for sparring, co-creation, feedback 

🧬 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐩𝐩? 
• 60+ digital biomarkers — from face video, voice, typing patterns, & more (available in a week) 
• Your clinic services & booking links (available in a week) 
• Your clinic theme and brand (available in a week) 
• Blood tests upload (available in a week) 
• Integration with wearables 
• Integrated lab test results from your clinic
• Integration with your programs/plans and regular checkups
• Link with Clinic Admin Panel created based on your input

📈 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐖𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 
1) 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 & 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬/𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐬
Use your digital clinic app and digital check-ups, integrated blood biomarkers, and in-app plans to generate monthly/weekly interactions with your brand, outside of the clinic 
2) 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐬 
• Increase user base via a digital offering, scalable across countries 
• Add digital checkups to your funnel: lower entry barriers, instantly show users the best services for them
3) 𝐈𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬

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