Billion $ Story

Founder

SPRYNT

Sold workshops led by professionals from Amazon, IBM and Google to corporate clients and startups.

Co-Founder

June Fund

$100M VC firm headed by Google's Chief Business Officer Philipp Schindler

Principal

Heilemann Ventures

Investment Team

iZettle

Operations & Business Development

Deloitte

Made pretty slide decks and spreadsheets very few people ever looked at.

Consulting

I help startup founders raise $1-10 million from VCs with a Billion $ Story | ex-VC at $100M firm by Google board member

Fundraising can be brutal.

After talking to 4,000+ founders over the last 10 years,

I’ve discovered three core problems most of them face (and how to solve them):

1/ You can’t book enough investor meetings
2/ Investors don’t see the potential of your business
3/ They pass on you with bullsh*t feedback or ghost you

Each of them alone could end your run.

If these sound familiar it’s likely because you’ve taken fundraising advice from the wrong people.

And that has resulted in an absolute grind of a fundraise.

Something you don’t care to repeat.

I get it because I’ve been there.

And it’s not your fault.

The internet is a noisy place, and those with no experience often speak the loudest.

Why should you listen to me then?

Because I’ve experienced fundraising from all angles:

→ I was a VC
→ I’ve raised money myself
→ I’ve helped 100+ founders raise $1-10 million rounds

And I can tell you why it’s been a grind for you…

Because venture capital isn’t like most markets.

It’s top-heavy.

It’s feast or famine.

I was a VC for a $100M firm led by one of the most powerful men in tech

…and I’ve seen the reality:

A few outliers get more money than they could ever spend. The rest fight for table scraps.

Because VCs only look for one thing:

Future billion $ companies.

Outliers.

They want founders who can bend reality to their will.

Ordinary pitch advice, generic deck templates, and cookie-cutter narratives won’t cut it.

If you follow the ordinary path, will that make you look extraordinary?

Never.

You’ll drown in a sea of sameness with 90% of pitches.

To create something unique you need an intense approach.

That’s why my help is tailor-made for founders:

1/ I’ll show you how to get 80-100 warm investor connections and book meetings

2/ Together we’ll craft your unique Billion $ Story that will make investors chase you

3/ You’ll learn how to apply my tactics and investor psychology to create conviction and FOMO and close your round

Does it work?

Here’s what my client Frank Gu - currently building his second billion $ business - says:

"Uli is an amazing storyteller, period.

If you're anything like me and tend to overthink things with that extra critical and logical voice in your head, do yourself a favor and book a session with Uli immediately.

He will make your story shine, you won't regret it!"

Interested?

Just DM me “billion$story” and let’s have a chat

Uli Kuenzel

Food Family 

Food Family is a data driven smart kitchen takeaway virtual restaurant chain, that offers consumers multiple kitchen types in one order.

RETREAT

//retreatfood.dk// Original homemade great food in a hurry or just - REAL FOOD FAST. Running six shops in Copenhagen:
Magasin du Nord, Magasin Lyngby, Copenhagen Airport T3, Copenhagen Airport T2, Torvehallerne and Øresund.

CEO and founder

Boutique Fisk

Chairman of the board at Boutique Fisk. A quality convenience seafood chain, starting with one fish concept store in Frederiksberg/Copenhagen. Expanding to Magasin du Nord, Superbest and Torvehallerne. Running two modern convenience seafood shops in Copenhagen. Find out more at boutiquefisk.dk and drop by to taste the goodies...

Chairman

Developing and starting new quality convenience seafood concept in CPH.
// Healthy and pre-made fish dishes ready to eat or ready to heat in a modern and nice environment //
100% startup in 100% new business area. Starting with one fish-concept store in Frederiksberg/Copenhagen. Expanding to Magasin du Nord Kgs. Nytorv and Superbest Supermarkets. Learn much more at boutiquefisk.dk and drop by to taste...

Torvehallernes Aktivitetsforening

Board member at Aktivitetsforeningen Torvehallerne København

Board Member

Danmarks Fiskehandlere

Boardmember in the Danish trade association of retail fishshops

Boardmember

Clear Channel Danmark A/S

Sales Director at the outdoor division at Clear Channel Denmark. Responsible for national sales and regional sales. Practicing leadership and management of department of 25 high performing and motivating sales professionals. Developing and implementing sales strategies, motivation programmes, business models, and business development, drivers and pricing, co-op with media owners, training and education, reporting, budget models, people management, contact to clients and agencies, developing incentives and practicing hands on.

Sales Director

City Reklame A/S

Sales Director and responsible for developing City Reklame.
// Out of Home media, scaffold, printing, big banners //
Sales, sales management and business development.

SATS

Cykling Instructor (sparetime)

Mediacom

Media Planner responsible for a.o. Danske Bank, Audi, Seat and Nikon. Furthermore involved in new bizz.

Media Planner

SBS Radio A/S

Sales Manager responsible for sales of national radio commercials to primarely media agencies and key account clients. Also responsible for pricing, product developing and budgetting. Running dep. of two employes. Specialized in new business.

Sales Manager

Founder at Food Family. We are a data driven smart kitchen and takeaway virtual-restaurant chain, that offers consumers multiple kitchen types in one order.

Experienced serial entrepreneur and CEO with a background from Copenhagen Business School, sales, development, franchising, food industry, financing and agencies.

Creative, commercial, passionate food lover, positive mindset, and I execute...

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