zoë hartsfield 🌊

good @ building pipeline | bad at most other things | currently building pipeline + evangelism at Apollo

I've generated over 100MM impressions for brands on social media in the past 24 months. Most coming from LinkedIn. Building world class employee, executive and influencer advocacy programs for B2B software companies. 

I'm a marketer by trade, but sales has my heart. Also passionate about helping younger professional level up in their careers (mostly by charing lessons I learned the hard way).

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If you're a brand and want to collab on content, shoot me an email at zoe@zoehart.co

If you're a young professional looking for tips, hacks, and learnings to help you level up, hit the bell & follow me on IG (@zoepatience) and TikTok (@zoeeharttt).

If there are other ways you hope to work together, shoot me a DM- let's chat.

Head of Marketing & Evangelism

Standing up the content, community & demand gen functions at Swantide. 
Q1 & Q2 OKRs + Wins:
- 4x inbound traffic
- organized and generated Sales Collateral Library
- guested on 15 podcast + webinars to evangelize the brand
- onboarded tools: HockeyStack, Warmly, Demandwell
- Stood up content calendar
- Stood up product release marketing with CS
- Trained the GTM team on social selling
- Created Community Driven Pipeline Playbook
- Launched Events marketing program hosting in-person and virtual events
- Stood up partnerships program
- Stood up first-ever referral motion (generating 15% of pipeline after 2 months)
- leveraging my personal brand to generate new business opportunities
- Set up GA4 + marketing attribution model
- Generated 50% of pipeline from inbound, content + community
- Generated 39% closed-won revenue from inbound, content + community
- did all of this without ads^ 😏


We are making implementing and configuring salesforce 10x faster, 10x simpler at 1/5 the cost. It's so easy, I can set up your Salesforce instance. DM me if you're about to or just bought SFDC and need help with configuration & system management. We've got you covered 😎

zoë hartsfield

"i don't want to work with you. you write in all lowercase. that's unprofessional."

my guy… i'm not going to write like me for you. i'm going to write like you for you. that's literally the point of ghostwriting.


lowercase everything works for MY brand cuz i’m a zillennial girlie in sales/marketing who doesn't take herself too seriously at all. 

But the CRO of a Series B RevTech company? You're not posting like that. 

You shouldn't post like that. Your board would have some big questions for you at the next quarterly meeting. 

(see what I did there?^)

when i write for YOU, i write like you. 

- Proper capitalization. 
- Structured frameworks. 
- The occasional dry humor that lands in a CFO's inbox without raising too many eyebrows.


i've been doing this long enough that nobody has ever figured out who i write for. and that, my friend... is the point. 

i like to consider myself the best ghostwriter you've never heard of ;)

so if you're worried i'm going to make you sound like a chaotic gen-z kid who types like she's sending a text... i promise i won't.

unless that's your vibe i guess

zoë hartsfield 👻

EGC is the new brand marketing | i build executive and employee brands on linkedin that drive awareness and revenue | executive brand & ghostwriting | documenting my life as a first time founder

I quit my job 2 weeks ago to go all in on [redacted]. I haven't even officially announced the new company (soooon) but closed my first deal with a DREAM client. Today. From a coffee shop. In Dubai...

I was always a W2 girlie, and I will still champion anyone who wants that life. 

Climbing the corporate ladder was an epic challenge and I am so grateful for that experience. 

But I remember so vividly a few months ago... the night I finalized my divorce, lying in bed thinking "what's stopping me?"


Am I scared? Yep.
Am I prepared? Nope.
BUT do I know anything about building a business on my own? 

Also no

F*ck it... I'm doing it anyway! And I'll bring you along with me.


So if you are into:
- Personal Brand/LinkedIn content tips
- Watching me (attempt) to build a 7 figure business in public
- Remote work/productivty hacks


It's nice to meet you. I'm zoë hartsfield 👻 and I'll be your host for this series. 

1 deal down. Many to go:)

i build linkedin personal brands that convert | personal brand tips, social selling training + executive ghostwriting | ask me about optimizing your linkedin strategy

DIY v hiring a professional: 

i’m in nyc for 48 hrs. my friend was taking some pics of me in time square and one of those street photographers came up and asked if he could take one for us 

i declined 

we took a few more and he came back to offer to just take one and show us. 

the difference was massive

so he took 40 more in 5 minutes and suddenly i spent $150 


but the end result was better than the 30 minutes my friend and i had spent 



sure it was pricey but i have a better product & results to show for it 




this post is about hiring a ghostwriter 👀

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4 lessons from from 4 massive creators i met here in dubai this morning: 

MrBeast (yes this is real) - until you’ve put in the work to make 100 videos/try 100 times, you really can’t complain about it “not working” - you don’t even have enough data to make that call yet and you definitely don’t have the skills 

Vinh Giang - there is a much power in “pause” just give it that extra half second, especially on stage- it’s a way to let people absorb what you said and hook an audience in 

Amar Kandil - ask yourself if it will make an interesting story. everything can be an interesting story, you just have to find the narrative 

Justin Mecham - instead of teaching people 1 thing about everything, package everything about one thing. that’s the thing. that’s how to approach posts, products and courses. people don’t want 30 hours on a massive concept- they want 90 minutes on a core concept they can stack together with other core concepts. 


there’s something really special about being in rooms with people much smarter than you.

I’m 30. Single. Have a dog. Live in Colorado (for now).

And I run a ghostwriting + social selling training company (announcement coming SO soon).   I’m also a content creator who does brand partnership content every single week.  My day to day looks like this:

Wake up
Walk/Run
Coffee
Emails + slack replies
Write for exec clients
Make 1-2 demos for brands I am working with (using Consensus)
Update client dashboards in Notion
Record content before I lose the light
Write content for me
Emails again
Walk le pup
Forget I was supposed to eat at some point
Make dinner
Scroll/take notes for content ideas
Spend an hour working on the business (trying to build better systems, use Zapier, Notion + Slack to make my life easier)
Gym Watch something mindless
Eat a junk food snack because I am a trash raccoon at night
Go to bed

Repeat.



Some of my goals for 2026 revolve around leveraging tools to connect all the disparate systems and part of my business. Everything has historically been manual or a bit clunky.   I think in 2026 the business the tech that is blowing up are the tools that are connecting the dots for creators, founders and operators.   Clay did it for data. Zapier did it for tools. Consensus is doing it for the buyer journey.   As a new founder (and seller) I always want to be thinking about how to make my life (and my client’s lives) easier and more efficient. 

If you’re a seller, marketer or early founder in SaaS, I highly recommend checking out Consensus. Their AI powered a-sync demos allow your buyer to experience the full capabilities of your product when they’re the most motivated to solve their problem.   In 2026 you should be connecting the dots for your buyer.    And in 2026 I should really add “get a better calendar tool/time manager” to my to-do list because this is nuts. 



#consensuspartner  Ps. I have been traveling home from Tel Aviv for 22 hrs now. only 14 to go 👌🏼

i’m just here to say… 

post the content. 

stop over thinking it
don’t wait until tomorrow
stop doubting whether or not you have something valuable to say 

document your work, your life, your learnings… 




never know where it could take you:) 




… to dubai. 


it could take you to dubai…

i quit my job a few weeks ago to go all in on my business.
probably a year later than i should’ve.
why?

i was scared.
i wanted more cash in the bank.
more clients lined up.
and yeah… a $160k salary + health insurance was very comfy.

but i remember thinking:
“if i just had some runway… i could actually do this.”
one morning i checked my bank account and thought:
fck it. send it.

sometimes that’s all you need.
a little runway. a real dream. and some audacity.

that’s why this hit for me 👇
Stanley (Your Content Coach) is giving real $$$ to one person to cover their salary + cost of living for a full year so they can go all in on their dream.
not someday. not when you’re “ready.” now.

join dare to dream & enter to win $100k.


here’s how to enter:

sign up for stan (free)
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winner is selected in feb.


also drop in the comments if/when you enter, I want to go watch it!

what’s your dream?



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ps. this is me this week closing my first new client since going solo. 

6 calls lined up for next week. 

if you’ve been thinking about going all in on you, let this be your sign.

whoever at apple decided the default file format for a photo should be .HEIC is a sociopath. and you know what…



actually that’s all. 

end of rant.

my senior year of high school i bat .488 but my junior year i bat .211. this one conversation with my coach changed my whole perspective:

“zoe, i know you want to be swinging for the fences- but waiting for perfect pitches keeps you from swinging at all. a single gets you in the game just as much as a home run does. Don’t you ever go down looking.” 


annnnnd then he told me that for every at bat i went down looking i owed him 10 laps at the next practice. 😬

fast forward to the next season: 

senior year i was league MVP, and bat just shy of .500 (developed a mean lefty slap bunt… iykyk)

All because i stopped waiting for the perfect pitches. 




This post is not about softball. 










(… its about starting your own thing/business/project/taking risks… in case i wasn’t clear)

headed to dubai to speak on stage at the largest social media and creator conference in the middle east. wtf is life! 
here’s all it took to get here: 

6+ years of tech sales, social selling and content creation experience
4 years of posting consistently on linkedin
3 years of ghostwriting experience 
2.5 years of social selling and personal branding training experience 
thousands of posts 
winding up in the back of a cab with the organizers of 1 Billion Followers Summit on our way to a happy hour in Cannes. 


i feel so lucky and i also know that so much work went into this. 

flight leaves in 8 hours- who am i seeing there? 


wish me luck 🖤

There was a time, not that long ago, where I found it extremely difficult to get out of bed in the morning… 

The world felt so big, and there was this weight in my chest that seemed to keep me pinned to the mattress. 

The anxiety ratting around in my head was constant. 

And there were moments that felt so dark and scary and lonely, it felt hard to imagine a life that was really worth living. 


I won’t pretend it magically got better over night. 

I won’t pretend to know the how or why of depression and how we get out of it 

But I will say with confidence… 

Dark nights give way to brighter mornings. It really does get better. 

Slowly, and then suddenly you’re up at 6a walking in the 20 degree chill and thinking… life is kinda beautiful. 


Idk who needs to hear this on a random sunday but, keep going. 

We need you here tomorrow 🖤

about to board my 7th flight of 2026. yep. 7 planes in two weeks. i often talk about all the pros of work travel, but here are some cons: 

- i’m sh*t at time zone math. 

and sometimes that means i pigeon hole myself into a 1a call on accident. constantly moving and shifting requires planning but also a ton of flexibility and grace for yourself when you don’t get it right. 

- airplane wifi is unreliable. 

of course my precious United Airlines  is almost always on it with the wifi but i’ve been on 2 flights with trip with 0 wifi and 3 with super spotty wifi on other airlines. this means i spent a solid 10 hrs of flight time with no connectivity and not a lot of ways to get real work done. annoying but is what it is. 

- jet lag. 

now i’m not totally convinced jet lag is real (she says as she types this into her notes app at 4a) but SOME people struggle to adjust to the new (or back to the old) time zone making productivity on the bookends of travel kind of rough. 

- lack of routine. 

it’s hard to maintain my “routine” abroad. sometimes because of conference schedules. sometimes because of logistics/lack of a car or maybe not being able to run in the area i’m staying in… you have to find ways to maintain normalcy within the confines of your situation. 




i mean… im reaching here. remote work and working while traveling is generally pretty awesome. travel delays, poor wifi and jet lag can be a bit of a pain but id have to say they’re well worth it for me to see the world. 

i hit dubai, tel aviv and nyc in the last 10 days, all while running the biz. 

it’s a pretty sweet gig if you ask me. :) 

please ignore the bags forming under my eyes. if i look tired it’s because i am. 

#remotework #worktravel #productivity

prospect: “but my last exec ghostwriter was 1/3 the cost.” 

me: “so why aren’t you working with them still?” 

prospect: “well they weren’t that good.” 

me: … 







the next time someone says “well the last guy was cheaper” remember… there is a reason they’re not the “current” guy.

A young woman came up to me after my talk at the 1 Billion Followers Summit in Dubai 2 weeks ago and asked “how do i get my first ghostwriting client?”: 

I told her she wouldn’t like my answer, but here’s how i did it. 


“do it for free” 

“free?” she asked? 

“yea, not forever, but if you have no experience, no portfolio and no social proof- then use this opportunity to build that up.” 


i wrote for 3 people for free in the very beginning. just for a month or two. then i asked them to pay me. 

2 said yes. 

all 3 became case studies. 

all 3 taught me something. 

i suddenly had a portfolio, customer quotes and confidence i didn’t have 2 months before. 

did i make any money in that time? no. but i credit that experience to all the money i’ve made ghostwriting since. 




sometimes you have to be willing to take a small short term loss in order to have future gain. 

take it from Costco Wholesale - they make $0 on their rotis chicken. in fact they lose money on them. 

but they place them in the back of the store KNOWING people have to walk the whole floor to get to them. people always end up seeing other interesting items and buying more. 

for me? i literally have a costco membership because i get a rotis every week. 

and i buy other stuff throughout the year as a result. 




the best businesses know when to take Ls as a strategic advantage. 



don’t mind me while i spend my afternoon doing client work and eating this thing straight out the bag with a fork.

Gila Shapiro 🖍️ is 25 followers shy of her first 3k and she told me when she hits it she will start posting weekly. she will also owe me $11. 

can you please go follow her and help her hit it? (and help me… i quit my job so i could use the $$$)

5 more hours on the plane… almost to dubai! but for now, this is my MUST have list of things to bring in my carry on: 

- laptop & chargers 
- extra headphones 
- hypoclorous acid 
- eye mask/face mask 
- extra change of clothes 
- hairbrush
- dry hair shampoo 
- current book
- mini pharmacy 
- tripod
- hand sanitizer 
- notebook & pen (cuz sometimes ya just gotta write stuff down 



what am i missing from my bag? 




ps. i filmed the whole experience of flying emirates to this event. (shout out 1 Billion Followers Summit ) 

this week is about to be insane. 

if you’re waiting on an email from me i’m on it- i just don’t know what time it is or where i am or when i am.  :)

I’m 30. Just quit my W2 job. Am renovating my house to rent it out. All while running my own business, completely remote. 

I’ve always been a fan of remote work. Maybe because I graduated college less than a year before "le Vid" hit and have spent 90% of my career completely working from "anywhere". 

But I think there are a few really critical systems every person or team needs in place to be effective when totally remote. 

These are 3 I’m focusing on as I build my business: 

- You need really strong a-sync communication systems. 
I don’t really care what you use, but pick a channel and stick to it. Trying to track down messages in 15 different places is a nightmare. 


- Strong SOP documentation + walk thrus.
This is critical for ANY remote team to get down EARLY. I use Tango to create quick walk thru’s of any process that needs to be done more than once. This allows me to do 2 things:

1. keep myself organized and honest when I am moving quickly… 

2. eventually delegate processes to other people (shoutout to my first part time hire!… you know who you are). 

Example, last week I showed her my exact process to take an interview transcript, parse it into posts, drop drafts into a client notion hub + how to ping the client in their hub to let them know content is ready. Now when she has questions, instead of asking me for 15 minutes, she has a step by step walk thru to help her if she gets stuck.

IF you need help with internal ops, staying organized, streamlining newhire training or just documenting SOPs as a founder or manager, give Tango a try.


-Finally you NEED a super portable work set up. 
I’ve got an iPhone, tripod, laptop, chargers, solid webcam, little laptop case that doubles as a stand, AirPods and I just got a sick portable monitor. Now I can work with my best set up anywhere in the world (I am literally typing this at 40,000 feet using 90% of that list). 

Once you have the right systems and tools in place, remote work becomes incredibly freeing. 

Never catch me working from an office again ✌🏼


Also can you guess how many hours I have been traveling for in this photo by the looks of my haggard face???

#tangopartner

i build executive and employee brands on linkedin | personal brand tips, social selling training + executive ghostwriting | ask me about optimizing your linkedin strategy across your team

one executive posting is a person with a Linkedin presence.

three executives and 5 employees posting is a brand you see eVeRYwHeRE.

think about it. 

if your CEO is posting, that's one connection point into a target account. one person someone might follow. one voice representing the company.

but if your CEO, your CRO, and your VP of Sales are all posting? Alongside 3 of your AEs an SDR and your head of marketing???

now you've got multiple different entry points. multiple different voices. multiple different ways for a buyer to stumble into your world.



most B2B deals have 8-12 people involved in the buying decision. different titles. different priorities. different content they care about.

your CEO might resonate with their CEO. but your CRO might be the one who actually connects with their CRO. your VP might be the one who gets the director's attention. and your SDR may be the one to convince your ultimate end user that the tool is worth giving a shot.

one executive posting creates maybe 5-10 connection points into a target company.

multiple executives and employees posting? that's 50+.

i've run this play at multiple companies now. it's never been "let's get one person going."

it's always been "let's get three-five people going and make your brand feel unavoidable."

one voice is a presence. three voices is a movement.

Best part about being a ghostwriter: You have no idea I am behind some of LinkedIn's top exec voices + brands.
Worst part?:

You have no idea I'm behind some of LinkedIn's top exec voices + brands 🥹

Luke Matthews

Co-Founder | Lifestyle Blogger |  Content Marketer | Storyteller 

I teach you how to write with AI (and win LinkedIn)

You don't fit in. You feel left behind and you can't play the social media game that other's tell you to play.... 

Well stranger it's true that the internet has changed. BUT not all is lost....

Yes, dead internet theory is alive and well, it feels like there are no humans on LinkedIn™ or any platform anymore doesn't it? 

BUT my dear rebel, you aren't alone. 

After marketing for over 10 years on social media, building over 250k followers across all my platforms and ghostwriting for some of the biggest personal brands in the world....

I quit social media last year. 

Let me explain...

I built my social media on my terms. Sharing the most unhinged content you will ever see. I streamed drunk from the Scottish highlands, given away 1000s of dollars of pizza, hosted live meme competitions and battled other influencers LIVE... 

It was a blast BUT..... I started trying too hard to optimize my "personal brand" and I lost my way. 

10 bans on this platform didn't help and I decided to disappear into the shadows and leave the social media game behind. I was tired of being the rebel that got punished for playing a different game.

So I spent 2025 focusing on biohacking and figuring out how to enjoy my life again after years of hustling and obsession with work... 

It was a great year but truth be told I missed the banter. So I started questioning my choice to disappear...

It was during this journey that I learned a ton about private AI, cybersecurity as well as alternative tools that felt cool to use again. I tapped into my driving force....

Being a rebel without a cause. 

I like building things my way, on my time and saying whatever the heck I want. That's my roots. 

That's the way of the rebel, it's playing a different game with different goalposts and embracing it 1000% without any shame. 

AI and big tech want to put us into a cage. 
But we can use them to build our own kingdoms. 
We CAN build our own freedom.

So if that resonated with you, and you want to learn the "Rebel's Guide to the Creator Economy" and find a lane that serves you best...

I hope you'll follow me in 2026.

Cheers and lets crush it!

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𝗪𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗮𝘆? 

Follow me and subscribe to my email list. You can subscribe by clicking any link in my profile as they all go to my newsletter on Substack. 

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𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁?

Email me at luke@wizardofoddmarketing.com

Founder - Lead Wizard & Ghostwriter

Linkedin & Twitter Ghostwriting Services for CEOs, Influencers, and Tech companies. 
Reach your audience with a sprinkle of magic, the power of explosive copywriting, and let the WIZARD OF odd MARKETING help make your biz a LOT  less boring.

LinkedIn doesn't have enough real humans.

Here's what we can do about it....

Howdy folks, it's been a whiiiiiile.

I spent 2025 mostly offline working on my health and myself and some cool projects.

Truth is though, I missed the banter... 

Scrolling this feed this past week I can see that most of you miss the good ol days when people kinda read your content, commented back...

AND actually connected human-to-human. 

I know I know...

It's easy to feel lost and upset about what has changed.

(guilty as charged over here hehehe)

But truth is it's harder to show up
AND work towards a solution. 

So look if you are a rebel, an outcast and feel lost on this platform I hope we can connect.

I believe it's still possible to build a business here...

n also have fun doing it!

PS Join me. Lets make our corner of LinkedIn great again.

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𝗪𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹?

Join 14k+ others and sub here: https://lnkd.in/eagxG_7k

LinkedIn is boring. I am not. Follow for memes, anti-guru hate speech, practical AI tool workflows and to join my movement of rebel creators.

I became what I hated.

A guru with a 6-figure course launch...

Actually.. I fell just short of a 6-fig launch. 

But see that's how this silly game works...

(nobody cares what's true anymore) 

Anyways... the product was "AI Writing Made Easy" and it was the best LinkedIn writing course about AI in early 2024.

But I was a terrible guru. 

I refused to promise buyers platform growth OR an increase in revenue because I couldn't honestly assure that. 

Not only that... 

But I didn't leverage buyers into...

→ Selling a "special" paid community.
→ Upselling more courses, secrets, workshops.

Because I had realized a dark truth...

Selling on LinkedIn is easier if you have no soul because all you have to do is SELL THE DREAM. 

(with 0 care if ur product delivers)

I can't freaking do that.

So eventually I had to just accept it.

So I....

Shut down a second course launch.
Killed an attempt at a paid community.
Nuked all my LinkedIn coaching offers.
Deleted everything, including the course...
AND ghosted 100k+ followers! 

I spent most of 2025 offline, and for a while I was pretty frustrated with myself; that I couldn't sell out and go all in. 

But as I had time to reflect... 

I realized. 

I built my business by being myself. 

I didn't need to quit building business online.

I just had to do it my way

(n play my own game)

See I believe...

You dont have to become what you hate to build a life of freedom..  

You just gotta sell something you believe in.

👊

PS Am I smiling or cringing here?

(I'm not sure either)

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𝗪𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹?

I write for rebels here: https://lnkd.in/eagxG_7k

It's unfortunate what happened to this guy. I mean I get it.

70% of new fathers report higher stress levels.

It's hard to raise a kid and post on LinkedIn.

But enough is enough.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Sooo I'm helping Tasleem show up on LinkedIn regularly in 2026.

I've seen him go from perfect hair to a frazzled beard thanks to becoming a new father.

Hey the real world is stressful!!

But you know what's more stressful than kids?

The kind of carnage we see on LinkedIn these days.

LinkedIn's lost it's soul.

I'm not even sure there are any real people here anymore?

It's mostly just AI slop and the same self absorbed nonsense.

I've had enough of it.

Tas has had enough of it.

That's why we've agreed to meet every week and keep each other accountable for showing up on LinkedIn and making this place more fun for all.

Tas was there for me in hard times.

I want to return the favor.

So look LinkedIn, we're gonna make this a better place in 2026.

P.S. What's the worst thing about LinkedIn you'd want changed this year?

Gary Vs $1.80 commenting strategy STILL WORKS!!

If u are broke this is how to win in 2026... 

Are you hot? Don't read further u still fine babe.

(the rest of you read on)

Have a budget? Pay for ads or you lose. 
Don't have a budget? Hustle or you lose.

Last year LinkedIn introduced thought leader ads and I called the end of organic reach.

Creators do NOT matter here. That is fact.

The platform cares about money. The money is in paid ads. 

BUT not all is lost, u still have a shot my fellow peasant...

→ 𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 $𝟭.𝟴𝟬 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝘆.

It = leaving real comments on 90 posts a day.

But most creators get it wrong.
It’s not about the volume.

You ACTUALLY HAVE TO READ the post, be interested in the person and want to genuinely get to know them and their brain and their business.

You can’t automate this.
You can’t outsource this.
You can’t shortcut this.

Starting from 0 with $0 budget means putting in the work, and networking with people’s content that you actually find interesting and are your target audience.

Automating this method is spammy, you are too broke too outsource this work to an underpaid virtual assistant.

Want to build a business online without a budget?

You have to outwork those with money to burn.
You have to outTHINK those outsourcing their brand.

Otherwise yes.. it's time to go work at McDonalds peasant. 

Sorry but this is the brutal truth.

Adapt or lose.

Splash cash or work hard.

👊

Substack is built for creators. LinkedIn is not. 

I got treated better in 6 days on Substack than I did in 6 years of building here... 

David Paykin runs the tech, AI and biz partnerships at Substack and found me after my first post on the platform ranting about ChatGPT...

He fired off a helpful intro email to me and....
Got me verified in LESS THAN 24 HOURS!!!

This blows my mind.

We jumped on a call. He shared what Substack is doin in 2026. 

Substack pushes good content weeks after you post.
Substack has actual silos of fresh creative content.
Substack is a writing FIRST platform (phew)...

AND....

They have live streaming that alerts your entire email list... 

David is a champ and asked for nothing from me.

Pretty darn rare on the internet these days.

So thanks my dude and well....

I for one am excited to build my newsletter on a platform where every follower gets a chance to become an email subscriber, where the team gives back to it's users and.....

Where I actually have someone to email if I get banned.

(lol)

PS Have you tried Substack yet?

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Join me on Substack and check out my newsletter.

(I post 5 days a week)

The Rebels Guide to the Creator Economy.

Read the first article here: https://lnkd.in/eagxG_7k

Chatting about Substack as the place to be for creators in 2026

I’m excited to announce that Im starting a new position as Co-Owner at the MEME team

I am officially a 50% investor/owner and responsible for bringing fun back to your feed, one meme at a time.

♻️ Repost for others bored of this corporate AI slop!!!

PS Say hello in the comments and I'll meme you!

(PG don't worry and SFW)

I help rebel creators build online without selling their soul. 50% investor/owner of the “MEME team” and responsible for bringing fun back to LinkedIn, one meme at a time.

I deleted Instagram, Facebook, cut a billion AI tools, changed my profile pic to a cartoon and ghosted LinkedIn for 6 months. . .

Now the rebuild has begun on my terms.

Shoutout to anyone else showing up and trying again.

Lets get it stranger....

PS Don't repost this for others!

Pretty sure they'll be ok without this post.

I'm old. 

But my 8 hour morning routine keeps my young... 

3:00am → Wake up
3:01am → Smile
3:05am → Cold shower
3:09am → Make 3 CUPPA coffees
3:15am → 100 Pushups and 15k steps
3:31am → Write five elite LinkedIn posts
3:57am → Comment "WOO" on 1000 posts
4:22am → Eat a cheap $500 steak for breakfast
9:69am → 650 pushups, 3 more coffees & tanning
4:33am → Post on linkedin. Get rich. Be hot. Win. 

Now I know this might seem extreme.

But this routine is the key to my rugged good looks and well... my incredible LinkedIn profile. 

Let me break it down for you:

Struggling with lead gen?
↳ Drink more coffee.

Nobody reading your posts? 
↳ Do 750 pushups and lose some weight u fatty.

Everyone but Bryan Johnson says you can't live forever.
But they are wrong (he is too)

You don't need to spend thousands on peptides. 

All you really need is. 

My incredible, elite morning routine.

PS I lied; I hate smiling.

(comment ETERNAL for the guide)

Making $1000 an hour is simple. 

Step 1: Make your LinkedIn profile a landing page.
Step 2..... 

Just kidding, this isn't one of THOSE posts...

𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁: if you make $$ on LinkedIn, you are winning. 
𝗙𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: everyone makes money on LinkedIn.

It's easy to feel down, scrolling the feed.

10k months.
100k MRR AI tools. 
1000 dollar coaching calls.

It's all in our face all of the freaking time on every flippin scroll. 

But we only see the wins. 
Trust me, we all lose.

(and many people inflate their numbers) 

So the next time you feel down, just stop for a second and walk over to a mirror..

Look at yourself and scream WOOOO. 
↳ celebrate a small win and encourage yourself. 

Then, get back to work.

Let's GO!

✌️

LinkedIn blocked me from commenting for 24 hours.... 

So Imma go hang out on Substack today...

If you wanna join me and check out my newsletter there come say hello.

It's called: "A Rebel's Guide to the Creator Economy"

Oh...... you didn't know?

Yeah so if you comment too much LinkedIn thinks you are a robot. 

(I used to do this every day back in 2020-2021)

Guess I gotta take it a bit easier huh...

PS Have you ever been blocked or restricted on LinkedIn?

Cz I sure have ha ha ha ha....

Open article: Rebels and non-conformists are the pioneers of change... by substack.com

Rebels and non-conformists are the pioneers of change...

This is my 3rd post of the week. 
I have hit my weekly target. 
Good job Luke. I am king.
I've also decided that.
This post will be so.
Formatted like dis.
That it doesn't.
Make much.
Sense.
woo
!!

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