Bolu Anifowose's Linkedin Analytics

Your customers buy once... Then ghost you like a bad Tinder date. Meanwhile, you’re bleeding revenue after the first sale... and you don’t even know where the hell the leak is. 👉 You’ve dumped thousands into ads. 👉 Chased TikTok trends, viral hacks, and “social media growth secrets.” 👉 Paid influencers to shill your products. 👉 And watched your CPA skyrocket while LTV and AOV flatlined. And your margins? Still gasping for air. You're trying to scale... but you're basically pouring water into a bucket with holes the size of craters. Here’s the brutal truth: Scaling a leaky bucket = slow death. That’s where I come in. I don’t just fix retention. I rebuild the entire customer journey from first sale → raving fan → repeat buyer → referral machine. Every touchpoint after the first sale? Monetized. Weaponized. Optimized. Because real profit doesn’t come from the first swipe of a credit card. It comes from what happens after. Here’s what I’ll do for you: ✅ Turn one-time buyers into loyal repeat customers. ✅ Jack up your AOV and LTV without a dime more on ads. ✅ Build email + SMS funnels that print cash while you sleep. ✅ Engineer offers, post-purchase magic, and loyalty triggers that make customers obsessed with buying more. This isn’t theory. It’s the same playbook that: 🔹 Scaled a dusty 4K subscriber list from $18K/month to $73K/month. 🔹 Boosted revenue from $251K/month to $361K/month in 30 days flat. 🔹 Drove 271% more revenue with a simple pre-Q4 email play. 🔹 Added 44% pure profit to brands without touching a single ad. And I’m putting my skin in the game: 👉 I’ll optimize your backend and add $10K–$90K in email/SMS revenue in 30 days. Or I work for free until it happens. No fluff. No gimmicks. No 37-step “brand awareness” campaigns. Just cold, hard profit. If you're tired of setting your ad budget on fire while customers slip through the cracks... 📍 Click the link on my profile and book a call.