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I’m a battle-hardened creative professional with only two decades of experience juggling graphic design, art direction, web design, and copywriting. As the mastermind behind David Hassmann Design, I’ve orchestrated everything from branding campaigns to social media strategies—if it can be printed, posted, or pixelated, I’ve probably done it. My job? To make marketing magic while pretending I’m not powered solely by coffee and existential dread. Highlights? Oh, just your average day at the office—developing award-winning websites that snagged trophies at the Summit Awards (Best Website, Custom Builder... no big deal). I even helped a production design firm rebrand into an ad agency, which, surprisingly, didn’t end in tears. Along the way, I’ve conquered industries like healthcare, tech, and education, all while maintaining “creative integrity” (a.k.a. managing client feedback with a straight face). I’m fluent in Adobe Creative Suite, Wix, WordPress, Canva, and sarcastic commentary. I also excel at collaborating with cross-functional teams, delivering projects on time, within budget, and with just enough absurdity to keep things interesting. Because if great design doesn’t make you laugh and cry a little, are you even doing it right?