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I know. You came here having been drawn in by my daily dad jokes, expecting more of the same hilarity to unfold, but you’ve now realised that before you even get to the end of this sentence, this guy’s in Asset Finance - and that doesn’t sound typically fun. And you’d be right, but you’re here now, and if you happen to be the FD of an SME or growing business, then what follows may not have you clutching your sides with laughter, but it’s guaranteed to have you clutching your spreadsheets and saying, “We can save HOW much?!” I won’t ever claim I’m putting the fun into Asset Finance. There is literally no fun to put anywhere. But it’s pretty cool to know that by working with me to secure excellent finance (or re-financing) deals on your business assets, you’ll be saving money, boosting your cashflow, and saving yourself tons of time in ‘shopping around’ for deals. I’m not a banker with restrictions, or a broker with additional fees. I’m the Asset Finance guy with the hilarious jokes and the cracking surname. That makes a conversation with me really easy to have, don’t you think? But wait! Maybe you’re not an FD at all, but you’re a vendor or supplier looking to make your products easier to sell to new and existing customers. If so, I can package up great finance options for you to offer out to those customers. Sound good? FAQs? Of course! It’s only fair you find out more prior to sending me a DM to sort out a free, no obligation chat about the money I WILL be able to save your business this year. 1. Mike! Have you ever almost been mown down by a large container ship whilst traversing The Solent in a duck-shaped pedalo? Since you ask, yes… 2. Mr Boss! Don’t you cringe when people name their businesses after themselves? Strangely, also yes. 3. You, there! Does any of this give you any credibility whatsoever for being a damn fine professional in the world of Asset Finance? Funnily enough, no... Probably best you drop me that DM, then. It’s guaranteed to be the only way to stop finance from being a complete pain in your assets. Or call me for free advice ☎️ 07899 078679 📲 More information www.thebosscorporation.co.uk 📞 0845 257 4685 📧 [email protected] You're still reading?! That's impressive and proper dedication. Make yourself a cup of tea, yeah, go on, why not, have a chocolate biscuit too, you deserve it! After all, you've reached the Linkedin equivalent of climbing Everest.