Poet for Hire

Self Employed

Live. Laugh. And love.  A sure way to become homeless.

Freelance Blogger

myself 

Freelance Humorist and professional layabout.

Thailand Public School System

Thailand is known as the land of ten thousand smiles. I think I saw all ten thousand of them during my years there. The Thai are eager to learn and to laugh. I am the same way.

ESL Teacher

KICD Radio

Spencer, Iowa, is so small that the Chamber of Commerce gives away free magnifying glasses to visitors.  My call-in show garnered so many corn cob jelly recipes that the Guinness World Book of Records sent a man over to kick me in the shins.

Radio Talk Show Host

Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus

Clowns don't have broken hearts; they mostly have heartburn.  I worked with some of the greatest zanies in America, but we were still no match for Congress!

Clown

Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus

By blood a king, in heart a clown.  My heart was stronger than my blood.

Providing content on demand for Forbes.com and USAToday.com

McDonald's Corporation

I wore a bright red wig, wore funny shoes, and said ridiculous things -- and NO, I was not running for Congress.

Ronald McDonald

Whipping up topical poetry for newspapers and online sites for the past 15 years

Retired Ringling Bros circus clown. 

Retired English teacher, Thailand.  

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