Priyadarshni Bishnoi's Linkedin Analytics

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to dye my hair because of my greys.. …I’d be retired. On a yacht. Sipping something expensive. With zero f*cks to give. But I’m not here to hide the fact that I’m growing. I’m not here to look younger, cuter, more “polished.” I’m here to be real. To show up fully as the woman I’ve become—not some edited, smoothed-out, people-pleasing version of her. Every silver strand on my head? Earned. From the risks I’ve taken. The grief I’ve faced. The wins I’ve celebrated. The nights I didn’t sleep because I was chasing a dream I refused to give up on. I’m not covering them up to make you more comfortable. Because I want to be a different kind of example. I want other women to see what it looks like when we stop conforming and start claiming. Our wisdom. Our worth. Our wild, messy, powerful evolution. I’m not aging. I’m becoming. And this is what growth looks like.

I lost my music to a man who made me feel worthless. He didn’t rip it from my hands. He didn’t need to. The chaos of the relationship swallowed everything. And music was just one of the first things to go. I used to play piano with my whole body. Used to sing like I had something to say. Like I mattered. But when you’re living in survival mode when every day feels like walking barefoot through broken glass you don’t have room for beauty. You don’t create when you’re constantly bracing for the next explosion. You endure. You shrink. You forget what it feels like to be you. He never said “stop playing.” But the drama… the feeling of not being good enough… the exhaustion... It made me stop everything that made me feel alive. I wasn’t living. I was coping. And god, I didn’t even realize how much I missed her. The version of me who played. Who sang. Who created for no one but herself. Ten years. A decade of silence. And I don’t know if I’ll ever find my way back to music. But I want to. More than I can explain. Not for some big comeback. Not for the applause. Just to hear the sound of myself again. That would be enough. So if you’ve ever lost something precious while fighting to survive you’re not alone. You didn’t choose to give it up. It just didn’t fit inside the fight. But it’s still there. Waiting. Quiet. Unbroken. Just like you. And maybe, just maybe… we get to find our way back.

I Grew From 0 → 30K In 6 Months. Here’s How You Can Too. Cool. Another one. Every second post on my feed is that line. Paired with a cute selfie. A hook that’s been recycled to death. And some fluffy “insights” on how to go viral on LinkedIn by talking about going viral on LinkedIn. Then a course. Then a newsletter. Then a new offer that’s just the same one… repackaged. And somehow that’s become the blueprint for “success” here. But here’s what I don’t see: No client results. No screenshots. No receipts. No one talking about sales. And outbound? LOL. No one's doing it. No one's teaching it. No one even knows what it is. Just engagement. Just vibes. And maybe a monetized Google Doc. For a while I wondered if I was doing it wrong. They were louder. Growing faster. More aesthetic. Posting about content. Selling content. To people who wanted to learn content. To post content. To sell content. And I was like—wait. Is this the game now? But then it hit me I’m not here to look successful. I’m here to be successful. And the truth is, business isn’t built on content alone. It’s built on sales. On systems. On actually knowing how to turn one DM into one signed client. On doing the boring, unsexy, high-converting sh*t no one wants to post about. Likes don’t pay you. Sales do. So if you’re tired of chasing engagement and getting nowhere— If you actually want to build a business that brings in real money every month Not just dopamine and “inspo”— DM me “Content.” I’ll show you how to sell here without relying on luck, vanity metrics, or viral reach.

I’ve paid $2K/month and more to sit in rooms that delivered NOTHING. So I built the room I actually needed. Everyone and their grandma is launching a “community.” Cool. Except most of them are just vibe-y Slack channels with zero strategy and a bunch of people screaming “Just be consistent!” (While they all sit around… broke.) The Demand Room is NOT that. It’s not fluff. It’s not theory. It’s not some fake hype-fest with 100 likes and zero leads. This is the realest thing I’ve ever built. → You get me teaching live every single week. → You get top-tier experts breaking down what actually works. → You get outreach training that turns cold leads warm. → You get sales frameworks that close. → You get messaging audits so your content actually converts. → You get a real-deal community that’s all action, no lurking. It’s a full 360° Sales + Content System. Like… everything I’ve used to help clients: → 2-5x their monthly revenue → Land dream retainer deals → Get inbound leads every week → Show up loud, bold, and booked You know how much this should cost? $2K/month, minimum. I’ve paid more than that for shittier rooms. And don’t even get me started on the $999 LinkedIn courses that don’t teach you a damn thing about actually closing. But I didn’t build this for people with deep pockets. I built it for people with deep hunger. So guess what? It’s $40/month. No bullshit. No fake scarcity. Just fire. For people ready to work. The Demand Room isn’t for everyone. But if you’re tired of winging it, tired of second-guessing, and ready to actually sell consistently—this is for you. DM me. I’ll show you exactly how it works. And if it’s not your vibe, I’ll tell you straight up. But if you’re still reading this? You already know. Let’s go. P.S. This is an early bird offer and July onwards it'll be $50 per month. Get in already!!

The last few days have been wild. And weird. And honestly? Really f*cking painful. As the India-Pakistan conflict escalated, my journalism instincts kicked in. I did what I’ve always done: → Sifted through the noise → Shared facts from verified sources → Tried to help people separate truth from propaganda I wasn’t looking for applause. But I was hoping for solidarity. Instead? I got attacked. Mocked. Dismissed. Called names by people. With only a handful from my own country standing by me. I’ve been in tough spaces before—but this one gutted me. Because when you love your country enough to speak up, dig deep, and do the hard thing… and the people you expect to stand beside you don’t even show up? That shit hits different. I don’t know if it’s fear. Or apathy. Or a refusal to face uncomfortable truths. But I do know this: We can’t claim to want a better nation while tearing down the people trying to tell the truth about it. So yeah—I’m taking a break. Because a girl needs to breathe. To grieve. To not carry the weight of a whole damn conversation alone. To the handful of people who did reach out, who stood by me, who reminded me I wasn’t crazy or alone—thank you. You know who you are. And I’m so deeply grateful. I’ll be back. Because I always come back. But right now, I’m giving myself what so many of us deny ourselves in hard moments—space to feel it all. What I want to leave you with is this: You don’t have to agree with someone to support their right to speak. And you don’t have to stay silent just because others are. Courage isn’t comfortable. But it’s necessary.

Matcha this, matcha that... I swear to god, if I hear one more founder tell me they can’t start their day without their $14 moss milk potion… I’m gonna scream. We get it. You’re spiritual now. You microdose. You burn palo santo. And you drink grass in a mug. Let’s call it what it is though MATCHA IS THE KALE OF BEVERAGES. Looks healthy. Tastes like regret. “I just feel so much more clear-headed when I drink my matcha.” No you don’t, Brittany. You feel caffeinated and morally superior. That’s not clarity. That’s capitalism with chlorophyll. And honestly? Matcha is the perfect metaphor for how we build our businesses... You keep sipping what looks good. Keep doing what’s trendy. Keep posting the sh*t that gets engagement but not income. Meanwhile, your bank account’s like, “B**ch, where?” You don’t need another wellness ritual. You need a real business. You need clarity, not chlorophyll. You need systems, not ceremonies. You don’t need matcha. You need a bloody offer that sells. Let’s get back to the real work. DM me MATCHA if you're ready to do the actual work.

Another day, another viral post. Another interview invite. 15+ leads—and counting. All because we told the truth. Not “what the algorithm wants.” Not what sounds shiny. But what feels human. This is the second day in a row that my client has gone viral. But the real win? She’s not just getting views. She’s getting seen. Really seen. And it’s leading to DMs, speaking invites, interviews, leads that already trust her. This is what happens when you stop playing the content game and start saying what actually matters. Because content isn’t just marketing. It’s connection. And connection is what drives sales, visibility, and demand. You wanna be booked out? You wanna be known? You wanna stop begging for attention and start attracting the right people? Start writing like a human. And if you don’t know how— That’s what I’m here for. Wanna build this kind of momentum for yourself? DM me “DEMAND” and I’ll send you the details.

3 weeks. 4 sales calls. Zero ad spend. That’s what my client Arushi Malviya pulled off inside The Demand Room In just 21 days, she: → Booked a discovery call with a B2B SaaS company → Scheduled a follow-up with a second decision-maker → Got an inbound lead that matched her dream client profile to a T → Landed another sales call directly from her content And that’s just what you can see on the surface. Behind the scenes, we: → Nailed her outbound messaging so it hits like a damn magnet → Built a sustainable system for demand gen (no more guessing what to say) → Positioned her offer to speak to people who are already looking for help Because when your message lands with the right person? → Inbound gets easy → Outbound actually converts → You stop chasing clients—and start attracting the right ones This is exactly the work we do inside The Demand Room. 1. 1:1 coaching 2. Zero templates 3. Systems built around you and what makes your work valuable If you're tired of gambling with inconsistent revenue, shoot me a DM with the word “DEMAND.” I’ll walk you through how we’re building demand engines that don’t dry up. Let’s get your calendar full of qualified sales calls. For real this time.

I’ve been ghosted. I’ve been dragged. I’ve been rejected. I still hit send. That’s the difference. It’s not that I don’t care. I do. Sometimes too much. Sometimes I stare at a DM for 20 minutes because I’m afraid it’ll be “too much.” Too direct. Too bold. Too me. But I send it anyway. Because I’d rather feel the sting of being ignored than the ache of holding myself back. And look—this isn’t some cute “growth mindset” shit. It’s painful. It’s people I admired never replying. It’s “who does she think she is?” in Slack groups I used to be in. It’s friends who suddenly went quiet after I started putting myself out there. And it hurts. Of course it hurts. But I still hit send. Because this is how you build a business. Not with cute Canva posts or perfect positioning, but with courage. With messy, vulnerable, awkward-as-hell conversations. With risking rejection over and over again. With showing up in places where your voice might shake, but you use it anyway. Because every yes I’ve gotten… Every client I’ve served… Every breakthrough I’ve made— All started with me saying, “Screw it. Let’s go.” So if you’re scared to send the message? To pitch the offer? To ask for the call? I get it. But do it anyway. Hit send. That’s the difference. And hey—if you want support while you’re doing this messy work... → I’ve got a badass community called The Demand Room → And I coach 1:1 for creators, freelancers, services providers and coaches ready to grow louder, braver, and bolder DM me DEMAND if you want the details. I’ll walk you through it. No pressure, no weird pitch. Just real support for the real work.

Trump announcing the India-Pakistan ceasefire is like someone crashing your wedding and giving a toast like they planned the whole damn thing. You weren’t invited. You didn’t help. You just grabbed the mic. Sit down. P.S. the ceasefire has already been violated by Pakistan. Anything you’d like to say, International Militant Fund?

This shit is why they have LinkedLunatics. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse… Also … how to embarrass yourself with your bio 101. Take notes.

I’ve closed over $600 in DMs in the last 2 days. And I didn’t even try in the way people think you’re supposed to. It was just… conversations. With people I genuinely like. People who’ve been sitting with the question, “Can I really do this?” and needed someone to tell them, “Yes. And here’s how.” 7 people inside The Demand Room. 1 new person in my 1:1 container. Every single one happened in the DMs. It didn’t take a funnel or a fancy lead magnet or a month-long “nurture” period. It took presence. It took knowing what I offer, why it matters, and how to hold space when someone’s ready to change their sh*t. This is the kind of sales I teach. Not loud. Not manipulative. Not scripted. But real. Human. Bold. Sales that don’t make you feel like you need a shower after. Sales that feel like “Damn, that was easy” because it can be. This is why I built the Demand Room. To create a space where people don’t just get inspired, they get equipped. To send DMs that lead somewhere. To post content that actually lands. To build a presence that converts curiosity into “I’m ready.” We talk outreach, brand building, content, calls, sales psychology, and more, but most importantly, we talk about what it means to show up with clarity and own your power online. If you’ve been sitting on the sidelines wondering if now’s the time to get serious about client acquisition, maybe this is your sign. DM me DEMAND. We’ll see what makes sense—community or 1:1. But let’s start. Because people are out here ready to pay you. They just need to hear you. Not the fake version. Not the polished one. The one who gives a damn and knows their sh*t.

I’ve made my clients go viral but never have I ever gone viral myself. My clients have tasted that kind of thunder. Multiple times. One post, 800K views. Another, booked out their program in 48 hours. DMs flooded. Waitlists formed. Revenue exploded. But me? I’ve NEVER gone viral. Not once. And for a long time, that really messed with me. Because I’d watch other people blow up for saying surface-level sh*t. I’d watch people preach tactics I knew didn’t work, but still get celebrated for them. I’d watch “visibility coaches” chase clout and teach others to do the same. Meanwhile, I was over here building my business in the background. Quietly helping badass founders and coaches actually get paid. Actually find their voice. Actually feel proud of the work they do. And yeah, I used to wonder if I was missing something. If I was too raw. Too nuanced. Too “unmarketable.” But then I realized… The kind of virality I’ve always chased? It’s the kind that changes someone’s life. Not just their analytics. So maybe I don’t go viral. Maybe I never will. But I’ve helped hundreds of people rewrite their story, their systems, their self-worth. And if I had to choose between a viral post and that kind of impact? No contest. But let me just say this: When my moment does come? When I finally go viral? It’s not gonna be for playing the game. It’s gonna be for torching the damn rulebook. Just like I always have.

Coaches without personal brands aren’t just invisible They’re broke. Entrepreneurs can get away with no brand (barely). They’ve got: Products to push Teams to sell them Funnels doing the heavy lifting But coaches? You don’t have a product. You are the product. And that means clients aren’t just buying your time. They’re buying: Your energy Your brain Your unique way of solving the same old problem If people don’t know you… They don’t trust you. And if they don’t trust you? They’re never buying from you. The coaches who crush it online aren’t always the most certified. They’re the most seen. Because trust, authority, and relatability don’t come from: Degrees Generic tips LinkedIn posts about your “passion for helping others” They come from how you show the f*ck up: Online Boldly Consistently YOU-fully Your content builds trust. Your voice creates connection. Your thoughts create demand. And your personal brand? That’s what filters out the wrong people and attracts the hell YES clients who are down for your process, your vibe, your fire. So if you’re a coach still hiding behind someone else’s templates, posting once a month when you “feel inspired,” or waiting until you “feel ready”… Ask yourself: How many lives (and paychecks) are you leaving on the table by staying quiet? This is your wake-up call. Build the brand. Own the message. Call in the people you're actually meant to serve. DM me “LEAD” if you’re ready to build the brand your coaching business deserves. Let’s turn up the volume—and get your dream clients lining up.

Living Alone to Build My Dream Nearly Broke Me I moved to the mountains to focus on work and my health. To build something meaningful. To finally choose myself. But no one warned me about the silence. About crying between calls. About forgetting to eat. About staring at the fridge knowing I should cook, but just... can’t. Living alone sounds romantic—until you’re the one doing everything. For your body. Your bills. Your business. Some days I feel unstoppable. Other days, I have to talk myself through the basics. “Breathe. Shower. Eat something.” It’s not glamorous. It’s grit. If you’re doing this too—trying to grow while you heal, trying to be everything on your own— I see you. I’m with you. And I promise: You’re doing better than you think.

28K+ views 800+ reactions 200+ comments 20+ leads (and counting) We didn’t just go viral. Yeah, the numbers were 🔥 But the magic wasn’t in the metrics. It was in the moment. My client shared a story so personal it made her pause before hitting publish. She almost didn’t post it. Because it was that real. It was a story of struggle. Of holding it together when everything felt like it was falling apart. Of rebuilding herself, piece by piece—until she didn’t just survive… She won. And what happened next? People saw themselves in her words. They cried with her. They rooted for her. They trusted her. Because vulnerability isn't weakness— It’s one of the most powerful tools we have as business owners. When done right, it connects. It cuts through noise. It builds movements. And here’s the wild part: Those 20+ leads didn’t come because of the algorithm. They came because of alignment. Because her people didn’t just see her. They saw that she’s the kind of human they want in their corner. Someone who’s lived what they’re living. Someone who knows how to build a brand from the bones of a broken past. Someone who can help them turn their story into their power—and their power into profit. And that’s what I help my clients do. I don’t write content. I build cathedrals of trust. I craft emotional resonance. I make damn sure your dream clients feel you—before you ever pitch a thing. So no, it’s not that top-of-funnel posts don’t bring leads. They do. But only when you strike the heart. Only when the message lands. Only when you’re brave enough to say the things most people won’t. That’s what we did. That’s what I do. And that’s why we don’t just go viral—we make it count. You ready? DM me CONTENT

Let’s call it what it is: a scam. There’s a whole wave of agencies right now selling a lifestyle instead of delivering results. Luxury cars. Flashy outfits. “My team made $300k last month helping people book 100 calls a week.” Except… → The calls aren’t qualified → The leads are cold and confused → And nobody’s actually buying What they’re really selling? Vanity. They’re preying on people’s ambition. And turning “lead generation” into a damn illusion. I’ve had enough. Because I work with founders every day And I see the aftermath of this bullshit. → Burned budgets → Zero ROI → Confidence in the gutter These shady tactics aren’t just bad business. They’re dangerous. So here’s what we do instead: → We don’t “book more calls”—we generate real demand → We don’t chase numbers—we build pipelines that convert → We don’t flex—we design strategies that actually scale If you’ve been questioning yourself because a $10k/mo agency couldn’t deliver… It’s not you. You just got sold hype instead of help. You’re not behind. You’re not broken. You’re just done with the noise. And that makes you smarter than 99% of this industry. If you’re ready to stop chasing leads and start creating demand...DM me DEMAND Let’s talk.

I don’t own a car. I live with my parents. I don’t have a job. And by most people’s standards, that makes me a failure. But honestly? I feel like the wealthiest person I know. Not because I have a fat bank account or fancy things. But because I get to wake up and decide how I spend my time. I don’t need a car when I can get on a flight and be anywhere I want. I live with my parents so I can live everywhere. So I can take the money I’d spend on rent and spend it on life. On experience. On freedom. I don’t have a job because I’m building something that belongs to me. My agency. My vision. My rules. Most people chase rich. They want more stuff. More status. More proof. But I don’t want a life that looks good in pictures and feels like a prison. I want space. I want time. I want to work with people I actually like and build things I actually care about. That’s wealth to me. And now, I’m helping other freelancers do the same. Through one-on-one coaching, I show people how to build a business that supports the life they want. Not just work they’re good at. Work that pays. Work that feels good. No hustle porn. No perfect “blueprint.” Just real systems, better clients, and clarity about how to finally start earning 5k to 10k a month without burning out. It’s what I’ve done. It’s what I teach. If you want to stop surviving and start building something real, send me a DM that says “freedom.” I’ll show you what’s possible when you decide to build a life that actually feels like yours.

I'm afraid I'm falling out of love with writing on here. And I have ChatGPT to blame for it. Guilty as charged (or should I even be guilty?) But I take help from GPT to write content. YES… you ride the AI wave or you lose. But my heart, my body, and my soul are having a hard time loving this thing. I've lost touch with who I am as a writer. It's so convenient to simply take help and churn out content like no one's business that I've forgotten what it feels like writing from my soul. And that’s the part that hurts the most. Because writing used to be my ritual. My rebellion. My way of carving truth into the noise. Now it feels like another algorithmic checkbox. Optimized. Edited. Emptied out. I used to write because I had to. Because something in me was begging to be said. Because the words wouldn’t leave me alone until they lived on the page. Now? Now I stare at the blinking cursor and wonder if it even matters. Don’t get me wrong...AI is brilliant. But brilliance isn’t the same as truth. And I miss my truth. The messy, raw, soul-lit stuff. The stuff that made me fall in love with this in the first place. The stuff that wasn’t perfect, but was mine. So here’s me, reclaiming the page. Not with a “5 Tips” post. Not with a “Value Hack.” Just this: A pause. A reckoning. A reminder to myself… That my voice matters more than my output. That writing is sacred, and I want it back.

“Women are ruining LinkedIn with cleavage and Canva graphics.” Bruh… be serious. Every time a woman shows up in her power— with a selfie, a sharp hook, or an ounce of confidence— some guy screams: “This isn’t a place for that!” What they really mean is: “I’m uncomfortable that she’s visible.” “I’m pissed that she’s getting traction without playing by my rules.” “I don’t know how to adapt… so I’ll just critique.” You know what though? 📌 A selfie isn’t the problem. 📌 A strong hook isn’t “clickbait.” 📌 Making real connections doesn’t ruin business. 📌 Pitching isn’t a sin—and neither is NOT pitching. You don’t have to like the way everyone shows up online. But blaming women for their engagement? Projecting your bitterness onto other creators? Clutching your pearls over cleavage like it’s the fall of Rome? Nah. That’s not strategy. That’s just insecurity dressed up as thought leadership. Here’s the real tea: 1. You don’t need to post selfies to succeed. 2. You don’t need to play the algorithm to win. 3. You don’t need to “perform professionalism” to get paid. But if someone else does—and it works for them? Let. Them. Live. LinkedIn isn’t “ruined.” It’s evolving. It’s more human. More creative. More real. And honestly? That’s what makes it powerful. Connection and clarity drive business. So do strong voices. So do new ways of showing up. If you’re tired of the judgment… the confusion… the constant second-guessing about how to show up right... And you’re ready to actually build a business that brings in consistent $5k–$10k months, without burning out or playing by outdated rules— 📩 DM me “ENOUGH” and I’ll tell you about my 1:1 coaching. You don’t need permission to take up space. Just a strategy that works for you.