Samantha Rottscheit's Linkedin Analytics

According to LinkedIn's suggested summary 'My goal is to provide equitable opportunities for all who are vulnerable, underrepresented, or marginalized by government policies that perpetuate racism and oppression' and they're not wrong. Also I'm mentally ill and from Wisconsin (contrary to what the Illinois folk say, that's not the same thing). I'm sure the mental illness part caught you off guard, it's my best kept secret. Oh I'm sarcastic too. Sadly none of those things count as skills or relevant experiences. Until the world corrects itself and decides to pay people for that, here's what I can bring to the table. I write stuff and I like words. That's about it. I started creative writing when I was 11 to cope with growing up in a toxic household. Not to brag but it literally saved my life (and I do mean the literal definition of literally, not the colloquial one). I used to read the dictionary for fun. I love etymology and can read IPA pretty well. Again, not to bræg (or bɹæɡ if you're from the UK). When I discovered content writing and copywriting I was honestly disappointed...why hadn't I discovered it sooner? Naturally, this led to discovering content marketing. That shattered my fragile grip on a very fragile reality. I had no idea marketing could actually be fun and exciting (thanks telemarketers, your job title almost ruined my life). If you don't think marketing is fun you've clearly never spent time on HubSpot's blog, they PARTY HARD. Don't even get me started on the Content Marketing Institute, because reading their yearly reports makes me feel like a white teenage girl on Tumblr in 2014. On this profile we stan the CMI ❤️ My industry experience includes- -blogging -sales copy -email newsletters -social media content creation (with a pinch of social media management) -content strategy I only wrote this because I got tired of LinkedIn pressuring me to do it, and it probably shows. If you're not impressed don't worry, I promise I won't (publicly) take it personally. If my summary did impress you, I'm sorry, but feel free to reach out anyway. I won't hold it against you.