Abdullah Hassan's Linkedin Analytics

BOOM 💥💥 You're on my profile. By all Traditions, Welcome 👐 But first, let me Help You with this one: If you want to say "Handsome, charming, after seeing my Profile Pic, I won't mind. I don't like to brag about my good looks, but You can😁. Poor Joke, I know. That's what my friends tell me all the time. 🥺 Hi, I'm Abdullah Hassan, a Human (Confirmation Pending) Now, Let's Talk Business 🤑 "I'm a Professional Copywriter who helps B2C businesses to Generate more Revenue even if they aren't hitting their current income goal. You're in the right Spot." Whao Whao, Let me stop you right there 🚨🚨 Everyone repeats the same script. All of this makes Me Sick🤧 Ask me, "I don't give f*** about how Copy is written, Is it bad or Good." Certainly, You don't care about ME. (Knowing you don't care about me, feeling sad 🥺) The only thing you want is RESULTS. That's your goal. To your surprise, that's my goal too. Give you RESULTS. Flattery level: 3000 🤭 To Me, Copywriting is all about what you say; how you say it, and to whom. That's important. You might have heard this: "With compelling writing, you can convince anyone and sell them anything you want." I've no freaking clue who said that line, but you get the point. That's Copywriting. And the beauty of copywriting, having a conversation with your reader... Just like I'm talking to you. Reality Check: I'm not talking to you, but my Copy is. Here’s the Question!!!! Will I be the right person for your Project? Maybe Not. There are thousands of Copywriters just like ME. . I might not have any edge over my Fellow Copywriters. And you shouldn't work with ME. Here are some Facts about ME (PSST: All of t these facts are written by ME 🤫) - I can deliver the Copy that Converts 🤑 - I don't write a single word without doing Research 🔎 - I ask too many questions❓ - Lastly, my jokes are Poor 🤫 If you're still reading this line. Then, Kudos to ME for writing such a GOOD COPY. Narcissism Level: Max 😁 Quote From Legendary 𝐋𝐞𝐨 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭: "𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝." Get a taste of SALES! Send me a Message and let's steal some cash from your customer 😁🤑 Still deciding that You should Message me or Not? If you send it, you won't regret it.